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Then keep rereading 93MarineHorn's post until it makes sense to you

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That's some of the mental gymnastics to which I am referring. It makes for excellent entertainment.

Gobble, gobble ...

Thanksgiving is still months away.

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I am impressed by the level of mental gymnastics being employed on this thread to insist y'all aren't taking Newsom's bait while y'all just keep gobbling it up.

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Most people are just laughing at him and his increasingly strong belief that he can be president (along with the accompanying attention campaign).

Watching one of the worst governors in the country do the "look at me and how awesome I am!" act is like watching a loser alcoholic "entrepreneur" trying to be an influencer on LinkedIn. He just looks like a clown.

I honestly don't understand any of this. Its not funny and not remotely creative. its just stupid and will likely fizzle out bc honestly no one other than Ryan even cares about it. I think that was the purpose of the thread was to call out a stupid idea that honestly just further highlights the dichotomy of Trump and Newson. GN is all hat and brings nothing but failed policies and no solutions to the table. Thanks for reminding us Gavin. He pushed all his chips in the middle of the table, meaning he has nothing else to play.

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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This entire thread is filled with people who care about it a lot more than I do.

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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Nobody cares about it or is bothered by it at the least. We are laughing at it and at Newsome.

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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Nobody cares about it or is bothered by it at the least. We are laughing at it and at Newsome.

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If this were true, there wouldn't be a thread about it.

This website selling this stupid stuff is from guess where?

The Campaign For Democracy Committee Webstore is administered by Bright Blue Inkon behalf of Campaign For Democracy Committee.
Bright Blue Ink is a Union printshop based in Austin, Texas.

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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Nobody cares about it or is bothered by it at the least. We are laughing at it and at Newsome.

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If this were true, there wouldn't be a thread about it.

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He's a terrible human and a worse governor, so we're sure AF going to take an opportunity to mock and laugh at him. That doesn't mean we're deeply insulted or bothered, though.

FYI We're going to get a lot more comedic mileage out of him. His presidential campaign is going to be the worst flame out since Bloomberg's.

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Newsome isn't that smart.

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He's clearly smart enough to get people like you and the rest of the folks on this thread talking about him. It's a page right out of Trump's book - troll the other side into giving you attention.

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Lol. Gavin is a dumbass. And you fall for his tripe, either pretending he is something he isn't or you actually believe he is something special.

He is truly a dumbass. It is that simple.

Trolling for Gavin isn't smart. Be smart Temp.

Is he joking?

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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I think this entire thread shows just how shallow the pool is on the right. Gavin's trolling is next level.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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no one other than Ryan even cares about it

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I think this entire thread shows just how shallow the pool is on the right. Gavin's trolling is next level.

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Exactly it's a troll job just mocking Trump's style of all-caps posts that are a little unhinged. And his merch.

That said, I'll take Trump over Newsome any day.

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I think this entire thread shows just how shallow the pool is on the right. Gavin's trolling is next level.

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Next level to people who like chaos.

The rest of us understand what he is trying to do. He isn't funny.

Just like men in women's locker rooms isn't funny. Like inflation isn't funny. Like $5/gallon gas isn't funny. Like being locked in your house while the governor eats at French Laundry isn't funny. Like limiting what people drive isn't funny. Like controlling the temperature in someone's house isn't funny. Like making people use electric power tools isn't funny. Like allowing homeless to live everywhere isn't funny. Like compelling speech isn't funny. Like castrating children isn't funny. Like pink hair isn't funny. Like cross-dressing story hour isn't funny. Like sexualizing childhood isn't funny.

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Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

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you're so close to getting it

Gavin is gayer than a $3 bill- WTF is wrong with that weirdo, everyone can see how he has ruined California. Hey Gavin, take your bag of dildos and go see Nancy Pelosi you weirdo- no one cares about your lying POS arse

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Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

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you're so close to getting it

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No, Gavin and the Democrats are once again the losers.

Trump is actually making America great again for the second time and it is actually about the American citizens. Newsom is all about Newsom. Funny, not surprising that you can't tell the difference.

Make
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Gavin is gayer than a $3 bill- WTF is wrong with that weirdo, everyone can see how he has ruined California. Hey Gavin, take your bag of dildos and go see Nancy Pelosi you weirdo- no one cares about your lying POS arse

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He kind of seems like the Democrat version of Mitt Romney, but even more effiminate and less accomplished.

Can't wait to see his trolling when California can't keep the lights on here in the pretty near term. And its residents are paying $8 gas as the norm.

That's going to be hilarious up until the point that he comes begging to Washington asking for a bailout from the rest of us.

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This guy has pushed all his chips to the metal. He's calling himself the new MAGA ( Make America Gavin Again!)

Metamorphosis complete

SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS! https://t.co/b1GeTGzLuy pic.twitter.com/cjGW5L5MXT

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) August 24, 2025

https://store.gavinnewsom.com/the-patriot-shop/

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We already had a "making America Gavin again" under Biden and it was a total disaster.

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It is the third or fourth costume your presumptive front runner has tried on..

He had a stint on the center right. That failed.

He had an affair with the Sanders left. Didn't work so well either.

Now he's trying to be Democrat Trump. He will fall short there as well.

Only one Trump. And folks in your party who have never bothered understanding where he's coming from will never do what it takes to incorporate some of his ideas into your party's platform.

You think this is satire?

Where have you been while Gavin changes his political stances like Lia Thomas at a swim meet?

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What!!?!?!


What!?!??!?



If you can think of a better way to spend 800 billion dollars, I'd like to hear it!!!

You used to be one of the decent liberal posters on this board. Sorry to see you succumb to TDS like this.

Spencer Pratt is Gavins Daddy

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I am impressed by the level of mental gymnastics being employed on this thread to insist y'all aren't taking Newsom's bait while y'all just keep gobbling it up.

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He's getting mocked as bad as Crackle Barrel right now. Crackle Barrel who just went back to the old logo because they lost 150 million in value. Gavin is a boy version of that CEO and the bud light chick. What the hell are you talking about?

If you recognize that the letter "G" in MAGA stands for "Great" and that the alternative to "Great" is "Gavin", then it actually makes a little sense. Gavin is not great.

Hey Ryan, I would imagine Lina Hidalgo and Gavin align basically 100% on their political ideologies…why does Gavin have you wanting to "gobble, gobble", but Lina has you ranting and raving against her on the Houston board?

Funny how you think you are mocking people for their obsession with Gavin, yet you seem unhinged when it comes to all things Lina by your standard of even discussing said person.

Complains about the left having no one better than Gavin, but continues to believe Trump is a good person, leader, cares about his constiuents and the Country?

- Continues to ignore the devauluation of the dollar, increases costs on everyone, takes away people's rights, sends troops into states like that's okay, so much for state's rights i guess?

Claims to be christian, but says Trump is the next coming of jesus: a twice divorcee, alleged pedo via epstein (won't know until he releases those files), 34 counts of Fraudulant felonies, and can't make a coherent statement.

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He's clearly smart enough to get people like you and the rest of the folks on this thread talking about him. It's a page right out of Trump's book - troll the other side into giving you attention.

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We're making fun of him for being so dumb. He's an effeminate manchild playing grownup, but he's not fooling anyone. He's nowhere near ready for the big stage.

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Which is exactly what the other side says about Trump doing exactly what Newsom is mocking, and this board lauds Trump for "epic trolling."

See, it's working ... y'all are eating it up.

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Its very bizarre that people arguing here. Its clear as day what Newsome is doing!

Ryan and other libs....explain it to me like I'm 5 years old. What are we not getting? I've yet to see any of you explain the "master troll" job here. This is F16, we give attention to all sorts of stupid liberals as comedic fodder and welcome our CMs to defend them. Is the best you've got "Well, you guys are talking about it so it must be working, ha ha!"? If so, that is weak and pathetic. Making fun of Newsome is just good fun.

Again, 'splain it to me like I'm a child.

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We're making fun of him for being so dumb. He's an effeminate manchild playing grownup, but he's not fooling anyone. He's nowhere near ready for the big stage.

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Which is exactly what the other side says about Trump doing exactly what Newsom is mocking, and this board lauds Trump for "epic trolling."

See, it's working ... y'all are eating it up.

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Its very bizarre that people arguing here. Its clear as day what Newsome is doing!

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Yet you can't explain it.