Gavin Newsom is all in on trying to be Trump

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93MarineHorn
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leftinright said:

Complains about the left having no one better than Gavin, but continues to believe Trump is a good person, leader, cares about his constiuents and the Country?

- Continues to ignore the devauluation of the dollar, increases costs on everyone, takes away people's rights, sends troops into states like that's okay, so much for state's rights i guess?

Claims to be christian, but says Trump is the next coming of jesus: a twice divorcee, alleged pedo via epstein (won't know until he releases those files), 34 counts of Fraudulant felonies, and can't make a coherent statement.



wtf are you babbling about?
Backyard Gator
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Ryan's response:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gavin's trolling. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical F16er's head. There's also Newsom's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Dems understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Newsom truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Gavin's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Camille Zapata's genius unfolds itself on their telephone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Gavin Newsom tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Welloiledmachine04
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Very well done.

This is exactly the reason the left can't meme. Their carefully framed fake worldview can only be expressed in a wall of text.

93MarineHorn
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Backyard Gator said:

Ryan's response:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gavin's trolling. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical F16er's head. There's also Newsom's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Dems understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Newsom truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Gavin's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Camille Zapata's genius unfolds itself on their telephone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Gavin Newsom tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Now THAT was funny!
OverSeas AG
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leftinright said:

Complains about the left having no one better than Gavin, but continues to believe Trump is a good person, leader, cares about his constiuents and the Country?

- Continues to ignore the devauluation of the dollar, increases costs on everyone, takes away people's rights, sends troops into states like that's okay, so much for state's rights i guess?

Claims to be christian, but says Trump is the next coming of jesus: a twice divorcee, alleged pedo via epstein (won't know until he releases those files), 34 counts of Fraudulant felonies, and can't make a coherent statement.




keep lying to yourself.

Unhinged lefties have done their best to destroy this country. Please explain to me one thing of value from the racist Obama and the looney liar Joey Boi.
I despise Marxists... the most repugnant people alive.
infinity ag
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Gavin Newsom comes across as a gay pretty boy who is so self absorbed with his own looks.
torrid
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Half the press is trying to re-write his narrative to make him more palatable to Middle America. The other half is trying to paint AOC as the new face of the Democratic Party.
Old McDonald
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annie88 said:

Old McDonald said:

Ag87H2O said:

Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

you're so close to getting it

No, Gavin and the Democrats are once again the losers.

Trump is actually making America great again for the second time and it is actually about the American citizens.Newsom is all about Newsom. Funny, not surprising that you can't tell the difference.
that's the joke. trump is all about trump, and his adoring fans are deluded into thinking he gives a **** about anything else.
93MarineHorn
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Old McDonald said:

annie88 said:

Old McDonald said:

Ag87H2O said:

Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

you're so close to getting it

No, Gavin and the Democrats are once again the losers.

Trump is actually making America great again for the second time and it is actually about the American citizens.Newsom is all about Newsom. Funny, not surprising that you can't tell the difference.

that's the joke. trump is all about trump, and his adoring fans are deluded into thinking he gives a **** about anything else.

You've got to be kidding. Everyone knows Trump is a massive self-promoter. I can't think of anyone that self promotes more than Trump. MAGA supporters are quite aware of this and find it very funny. Newsome has nothing to promote about himself which is why it's not funny.
93MarineHorn
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Leftists, what is the underlying premise to this masterful troll by Newsom? You guys must be accepting some narrative about Trump & Newsom that conservatives just don't see or accept, leading us to not get the joke.
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Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

This guy has pushed all his chips to the metal. He's calling himself the new MAGA ( Make America Gavin Again!)

Metamorphosis complete



https://store.gavinnewsom.com/the-patriot-shop/




I hope he stocks a bunch of Women's Small and Men's XXL merchandise.
annie88
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Old McDonald said:

annie88 said:

Old McDonald said:

Ag87H2O said:

Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

you're so close to getting it

No, Gavin and the Democrats are once again the losers.

Trump is actually making America great again for the second time and it is actually about the American citizens.Newsom is all about Newsom. Funny, not surprising that you can't tell the difference.

that's the joke. trump is all about trump, and his adoring fans are deluded into thinking he gives a **** about anything else.

No, I get your weird humor, it's just not true at all. Your humor fell flat.

It IS the opposite, not the you're implying. Like all liberals. Accusing Trump and others of what they are actually doing themselves.

You clearly didn't understand my comment.

TDS is a helluva drug, dude.
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
annie88
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Face it. You're defending a moron.

He has ruined California.

No nuance about that.





“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
annie88
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agent-maroon said:

If you recognize that the letter "G" in MAGA stands for "Great" and that the alternative to "Great" is "Gavin", then it actually makes a little sense. Gavin is not great.

I think it would be funny if he's sued for trademark infringement or the like.
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
Brutal Puffin
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Clever mockery? Nah. More like the mimicry of a drunk parrot.
leftinright
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y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education, economics, agriculture, growth, happiness, health?

It is expensive to live there because everyone wants to live there.

Where does Texas rank in comparison? Ran by Abbott (R), Perry (R), Bush (R).

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Old McDonald said:

annie88 said:

Old McDonald said:

Ag87H2O said:

Trump messaging - Make America Great Again. It's patriotic and it's about America

Newsome messaging - Make America Gavin Again. It's idiotic and it's about Newsome.

you're so close to getting it

No, Gavin and the Democrats are once again the losers.

Trump is actually making America great again for the second time and it is actually about the American citizens.Newsom is all about Newsom. Funny, not surprising that you can't tell the difference.
that's the joke. trump is all about trump, and his adoring fans are deluded into thinking he gives a **** about anything else.


You can scream that till the cows come home but the dude took a bullet in his service to this country.
CanyonAg77
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leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education, economics, agriculture, growth, happiness, health?


Nope








https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings
CanyonAg77
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leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education


According to that same USN&WR ranking:


Pre-K through 12th grade education:


Mississippi: # 34



California #38
CanyonAg77
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leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in.....agriculture

https://www.agriculture.com/farming-across-america-a-state-by-state-breakdown-of-farms-farmland-and-ag-income-7532243

Quote:

With 230,662 farms, the Lone Star State easily ranks first for most farms in the country. It also had the most land in farms in 2022. With nearly 126 million acres, that's more than double the farm acres of the state in second place Montana, which had 57.6 million acres in 2022.


Quote:

Iowa takes first place for greatest net farm income at $14.71 billion, but what other states rank in the top 10?

Ranking second and the only state in the top 10 that isn't a top corn-growing state is California. The Golden State's net farm income in 2022 was $12.1 billion.

Illinois is third on the list with $10 billion net farm income. Minnesota and Nebraska follow they net $9.3 billion and $7.68 billion, respectively, in 2022.

Sixth and seventh on the list are Texas, with $7.35 billion net farm income, and North Carolina, with $6.31 billion net farm income.

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CanyonAg77 said:

leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education, economics, agriculture, growth, happiness, health?


Nope








https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings


Good thing this liberal goof is almost out of posts for today and can't spread anymore blatant propaganda.
Gaw617
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This is the mistake many people have made. You can't beat Trump at his game. Gavin will learn the hard way.
annie88
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It's much better on Instagram with the pink Panther theme song playing, but the guy is nothing more than a snake oil salesman.


“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
annie88
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An exhaustive list of GavinNewsom's FAILURES:

Homelessness crisis worsening
Flawed homelessness strategy
High cost of living
High gas prices
Crime rate surge
Early release of convicted felons
Education failures
Business exodus
People leaving
Wildfire prevention missteps
High-speed rail mismanagement
$1 billion bullet train funding shortfall
Bullet train that doesn't go anywhere
Fiscal crisis
Misleading budget claims
Unrestrained spending
$1 trillion PERS debt
Prioritizing non-essential spending
Election integrity issues
Support for open borders
COVID-19 hypocrisy
Excessive executive orders
No-bid contracts
Water rationing
High taxes
Failed housing promises
Unfulfilled single-payer healthcare
Proposition 1 struggles
Wildfire response failures
Public safety neglect
Education policy issues
Power outage inaction
Blocking taxpayer protections
Pandemic mismanagement
Redistricting controversy
Low approval ratings
Unemployment system failures (EDD fraud, backlog of claims)
Gas-powered vehicle ban by 2035 criticized as unrealistic
Inadequate infrastructure investment
Failure to address illegal immigration costs
Mismanagement of unemployment benefits during COVID
Ignoring rural community needs
Overregulation driving up costs
Slow disaster recovery efforts
Ineffective climate change policies
Tax base
US Senator mortgage fraud

He needs to focus on his state and worry about it, not what other states and people are doing.
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
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leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education, economics, agriculture, growth, happiness, health?

It is expensive to live there because everyone wants to live there.

Where does Texas rank in comparison? Ran by Abbott (R), Perry (R), Bush (R).



Does anyone have a Derp-to-English translation dictionary?

Dafuqusmokin'?
annie88
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Uh, Gavin, the illegals aren't allowed to vote so people that are at the voting places who are citizens have nothing to worry about.

Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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"We're going to turn this red Prius into a soup kitchen!"
CanyonAg77
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annie88 said:

Uh, Gavin, the illegals aren't allowed to vote so people that are at the voting places who are citizens have nothing to worry about.


Newsome didn't mention illegals.

In my opinion, this is just the paternalistic racism you always get from liberals. I think he is saying that anyone Hispanic will be afraid to vote because of the presence of ICE.

In his world view, brown people are scared little children, who panic at the sight of Immigration, never mind the fact that they are citizens.
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Well Newsome does have the "Art of the Steal" down. The US taxpayers should know that.
annie88
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CanyonAg77 said:

annie88 said:

Uh, Gavin, the illegals aren't allowed to vote so people that are at the voting places who are citizens have nothing to worry about.


Newsome didn't mention illegals.

In my opinion, this is just the paternalistic racism you always get from liberals. I think he is saying that anyone Hispanic will be afraid to vote because of the presence of ICE.

In his world view, brown people are scared little children, who panic at the sight of Immigration, never mind the fact that they are citizens.


I know he didn't say the actual word but why would anybody who's an American citizen regardless of them being Hispanic be scared of ICE?

It makes no sense.
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
CanyonAg77
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Again, I don't think Hispanic citizens would be afraid of ICE

But then, I'm not a condescending Democrat
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Newsome is such an EPIC TROLL that he says things that sound like the guy his constituents DESPISE and wants to remind people he can be MORE TRUMP than TRUMP

...unless your political ideology is "I bark like a seal when team blue says things" you would agree this is not going to work on anyone. But keep pushing it! It's not like liberal policies are worth campaigning on.
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JD Vance said today that Newsom is a cheap initiation Trump.

I say he's Temu Trump. Temu should make a doll and sell it. $45.47 per 100.
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"We're going to turn this red Prius into a soup kitchen!"
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leftinright said:

y'all keep saying he has ruined California. How so? Aren't they like number 1 in almost all categories in Education, economics, agriculture, growth, happiness, health?

It is expensive to live there because everyone wants to live there.

Where does Texas rank in comparison? Ran by Abbott (R), Perry (R), Bush (R).



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