Doesn't matter at this point, because either the jury no-billed on that, or DOJ didn't charge that. He's going to trial solely on a misdemeanor charge.
DOJ employee assaults DC police officer
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Is this the guy that threw the sandwich like a girl and ran away?
Yes. This should be the shortest trial ever. Only thing I can figure is he wants to roll the dice with a jury.
HTownAg98 said:
Yes. This should be the shortest trial ever. Only thing I can figure is he wants to roll the dice with a jury.
You're thinking too logically.
It's DC
It ain't a done deal
Maybe. It should be open and shut. He's on video doing it, and admitted to it. I guess he's hoping DOJ tries to make this into a big spectacle, and it pisses off the jury so much they come back with a not guilty verdict. But if he's found guilty, he's almost certainly looking at some time behind bars.
A DC jury will award him a medal.
HTownAg98 said:
Maybe. It should be open and shut. He's on video doing it, and admitted to it. I guess he's hoping DOJ tries to make this into a big spectacle, and it pisses off the jury so much they come back with a not guilty verdict. But if he's found guilty, he's almost certainly looking at some time behind bars.
That's thinking way too rationally when a DC jury is involved
What is it with Subway?
“Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.” ~ Mark Twain
Government jobs attract a high % of younger people now, because they have a job forever and don't have to be held accountable to perform at a certain level. This clown is what you get.
This trial is pure comedy. Today the "victim" testified that the sandwich "exploded on his chest" and "smelled of mustard and onions".
Yeah, an entitled government employee assaulting an officer enforcing the law is hilarious!
He also received several gag gifts after this.
He should be convicted, but trying to say stuff like the sandwich exploded is going to lead to a not guilty verdict.
He should be convicted, but trying to say stuff like the sandwich exploded is going to lead to a not guilty verdict.
They charged this thing wrong
Evading Detention (fleeing) would have been easier
Evading Detention (fleeing) would have been easier
cslifer said:
This trial is pure comedy. Today the "victim" testified that the sandwich "exploded on his chest" and "smelled of mustard and onions".
Why is it funny that he cussed the officer out and struck him with a sandwich?
I mean, other than the guy throws like a girl
Case has gone to the jury. Defense did not call any witnesses.
A man charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty in the second day of jury deliberations. https://t.co/6dv1E0ipW8
— CBS Chicago (@cbschicago) November 6, 2025
Of course. Democrat jury denies what we can see with our own eyes.
No surprise whatsoever. Dems are filth.
cslifer said:
This trial is pure comedy. Today the "victim" testified that the sandwich "exploded on his chest" and "smelled of mustard and onions".
If this happened to your boyfriend, would it still be pure comedy ?
Should not have gone for a felony
The D said:cslifer said:
This trial is pure comedy. Today the "victim" testified that the sandwich "exploded on his chest" and "smelled of mustard and onions".
If this happened to your boyfriend, would it still be pure comedy ?
The guy that it happened to thought so. His fellow officers had a plush toy made for him, along with badges that said "felony footlong." (those factors helped sink this case). The jury probably didn't see that a sandwich was capable of causing "bodily harm." That was in the jury instruction.
captkirk said:
Should not have gone for a felony
They dropped it down to a misdemeanor since the grand jury didn't indict on a felony charge.
Again, the justice system is humiliated and the perps are emboldened.
Turley agrees
The acquittal of former Justice Department employee Sean Dunn today seems more like the result of jury nullification than deliberation. Dunn did not deny throwing his sandwich and hitting an officer in the misdemeanor case. ... https://t.co/IcIWlx7Fsw
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) November 6, 2025
HTownAg98 said:The D said:cslifer said:
This trial is pure comedy. Today the "victim" testified that the sandwich "exploded on his chest" and "smelled of mustard and onions".
If this happened to your boyfriend, would it still be pure comedy ?
The guy that it happened to thought so. His fellow officers had a plush toy made for him, along with badges that said "felony footlong." (those factors helped sink this case). The jury probably didn't see that a sandwich was capable of causing "bodily harm." That was in the jury instruction.
Lost job for throwing a tantrum. LOLOLOL.
May win special hugs at the bar.
I guess the charge was the punishment. The truth is blue city and states are pursuing political justice.
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