IIIHorn said:

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The validity of the discovery has been questioned because the word "Samsonite" was etched on the inside.

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Samsonite? I was way off!

Kansas Kid said:

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That is definitely the perfect gif for this thread.

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doubledog said:

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"According to Ethiopian tradition, the Ark of the Covenant, a sacred object believed to have held the Ten Commandments, is kept in the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in Aksum, Ethiopia"

And yet no one has leaked an image? There may be something there, but without a proper investigation we will never know. I think this is "fake news" at best.

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I'm just reporting on what I saw in a show, but from the history channel show I saw, no outsiders are allowed close, and once someone is selected to be the next "high priest", protector of the ark, or whatever they call them, they go into the church and are never allowed outside again. then 2-3 years later a new priest is needed because the other one has died.

So a "psychic" "saw" it in a vision, and the vision was very close to the version in a movie made four years earlier?

Well, I'm totally convinced this is real and 100% accurate.

Damn. People have been starving in Ethiopia for a lot longer than I thought.

bmc13 said:

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they go into the church and are never allowed outside again. then 2-3 years later a new priest is needed because the other one has died.

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Maybe they should bring that guy some food and water, he might last longer

Back and forth discussion, funny memes…this is what AI is incapable of. For now.

Emotional Support Cobra said:

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IIIHorn said:

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The validity of the discovery has been questioned because the word "Samsonite" was etched on the inside.

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Samsonite? I was way off!

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I knew it started with an "S" though.

bmc13 said:

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doubledog said:

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"According to Ethiopian tradition, the Ark of the Covenant, a sacred object believed to have held the Ten Commandments, is kept in the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in Aksum, Ethiopia"

And yet no one has leaked an image? There may be something there, but without a proper investigation we will never know. I think this is "fake news" at best.

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I'm just reporting on what I saw in a show, but from the history channel show I saw, no outsiders are allowed close, and once someone is selected to be the next "high priest", protector of the ark, or whatever they call them, they go into the church and are never allowed outside again. then 2-3 years later a new priest is needed because the other one has died.

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According to scripture, there were different areas/rooms of the Tabernacle/Temple. Certain Priests could go into each level.

The High Priest had to perform certain offerings, etc, once a year...which is described in great detail in scripture. This was done in the 'Holy of Holies' room, where only he could go, and only on that day.

If he hadnt prepared as instructed, or follow specific instructions, he would die. The reason being, it was a Holy Place, and where the Lord would reside, until the Messiah came. They'd tie a rope to his ankle, in case he had to be drug out. But the History channel apparently didnt read scripture.

This is clearly a CIA cover story. We all know where the Ark is located.

bmc13 said:

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doubledog said:

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"According to Ethiopian tradition, the Ark of the Covenant, a sacred object believed to have held the Ten Commandments, is kept in the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in Aksum, Ethiopia"

And yet no one has leaked an image? There may be something there, but without a proper investigation we will never know. I think this is "fake news" at best.

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I'm just reporting on what I saw in a show, but from the history channel show I saw, no outsiders are allowed close, and once someone is selected to be the next "high priest", protector of the ark, or whatever they call them, they go into the church and are never allowed outside again. then 2-3 years later a new priest is needed because the other one has died.

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He was supposed to drink from the grail.

Ag87H2O said:

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This is clearly a CIA cover story. We all know where the Ark is located.

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Bulls***

It was buried on Oak Island by the Knights Templar in the early 1400s.

BudAg97 said:

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It belongs in a museum!!!!

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So do you!

East of the rockies you are on the air ...

Uhh yeah Hi Art ....

Sir, I'm gonna need you to turn down your radio, and where are you calling from?

Uhh Yeah sorry Art, I'm calling from Dothan, Alabama and I was wondering if you'd heard anything about them finding the ark of the covenant back in 1988?

Edit: Oops, sorry. I was discussing the wrong thing.

GeorgiAg said:

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Kangaroos and koalas swam across the ocean to get on the Ark in the Middle East. I think the koalas must have ridden on the backs of the roos because they are pretty lazy. That was nice of the roos. Pandas invented the Silk Road and had to carry all their bamboo with them - 50 lbs needed per day on the Ark plus enough travel to/from the Middle East.

The Ark also had 800,000 beetles. Two of each species.

One unresolved question is did Alpacas swim east or west from South America to get to the Middle East?

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What does this have to do with the OP?

Wildmen03 said:

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BudAg97 said:

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It belongs in a museum!!!!

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So do you!

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Huh?

CanyonAg77 said:

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So a "psychic" "saw" it in a vision, and the vision was very close to the version in a movie made four years earlier?

Well, I'm totally convinced this is real and 100% accurate.

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You are on the right track. The more a `psychic' or `memory recall' sees something that resembles the conventional take, the less likely so. The exception of course would be a movie that got something pedantically accurate. Even then, a real vision should have something not commonly found.

One thing though, if it was to be found, Ethiopia for reasons of ancient politics, location, and relative survival from massive battlefields not chewing it up regularly --- make it a place where such long term and doting care endurance of such an artifact is possible. Its a natural evacuation place and direction at the time.

GeorgiAg said:

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Kangaroos and koalas swam across the ocean to get on the Ark in the Middle East. I think the koalas must have ridden on the backs of the roos because they are pretty lazy. That was nice of the roos. Pandas invented the Silk Road and had to carry all their bamboo with them - 50 lbs needed per day on the Ark plus enough travel to/from the Middle East.

The Ark also had 800,000 beetles. Two of each species.

One unresolved question is did Alpacas swim east or west from South America to get to the Middle East?

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Noah's Ark




Ark of the Covenant




Hope that helps.


It does explain your abysmal ignorance on other topics, as well.

samurai_science said:

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GeorgiAg said:

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Kangaroos and koalas swam across the ocean to get on the Ark in the Middle East. I think the koalas must have ridden on the backs of the roos because they are pretty lazy. That was nice of the roos. Pandas invented the Silk Road and had to carry all their bamboo with them - 50 lbs needed per day on the Ark plus enough travel to/from the Middle East.

The Ark also had 800,000 beetles. Two of each species.

One unresolved question is did Alpacas swim east or west from South America to get to the Middle East?

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What does this have to do with the OP?

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oops, sorry. Doing two things at once I was discussing the wrong biblical topic there.

Ark of the Covenant <> Noah's Ark

Link to the other location? Seems like an interesting conversation

CanyonAg77 said:

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bmc13 said:

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they go into the church and are never allowed outside again. then 2-3 years later a new priest is needed because the other one has died.

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Maybe they should bring that guy some food and water, he might last longer

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And vitamin D

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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East of the rockies you are on the air ...

Uhh yeah Hi Art ....

Sir, I'm gonna need you to turn down your radio, and where are you calling from?

Uhh Yeah sorry Art, I'm calling from Dothan, Alabama and I was wondering if you'd heard anything about them finding the ark of the covenant back in 1988?

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I do love his show though.

Hagen95 said:

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Ark of the Covenant <> Noah's Ark

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Cut him some slack. He voted for Biden in '20, so mental proficiency ain't a real big thing with him. And try not to use words with more than two syllables when you explain stuff to him.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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East of the rockies you are on the air ...

Uhh yeah Hi Art ....

Sir, I'm gonna need you to turn down your radio, and where are you calling from?

Uhh Yeah sorry Art, I'm calling from Dothan, Alabama and I was wondering if you'd heard anything about them finding the ark of the covenant back in 1988?

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Dothan Alabama, that is a blast from the past. My dad was stationed at Ft Rucker in '62, possibly jump school?

Who?mikejones! said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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East of the rockies you are on the air ...

Uhh yeah Hi Art ....

Sir, I'm gonna need you to turn down your radio, and where are you calling from?

Uhh Yeah sorry Art, I'm calling from Dothan, Alabama and I was wondering if you'd heard anything about them finding the ark of the covenant back in 1988?

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I do love his show though.

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Art may well have stopped the Covid psyop dead in its tracks had he been alive to see it.

Warned people about experimental vaccinations, soft genocide and global pandemics two decades ago.

Thanks Art!

CanyonAg77 said:

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GeorgiAg said:

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Kangaroos and koalas swam across the ocean to get on the Ark in the Middle East. I think the koalas must have ridden on the backs of the roos because they are pretty lazy. That was nice of the roos. Pandas invented the Silk Road and had to carry all their bamboo with them - 50 lbs needed per day on the Ark plus enough travel to/from the Middle East.

The Ark also had 800,000 beetles. Two of each species.

One unresolved question is did Alpacas swim east or west from South America to get to the Middle East?

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Noah's Ark




Ark of the Covenant




Hope that helps.


It does explain your abysmal ignorance on other topics, as well.

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He's mocking religion. Paul talks specifically about people like him in Romans.

Quote:

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In the 1980s, the CIA explored the abilities of individuals claiming to remotely perceive details about far-off objects, events, or people.

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Seems legit

Couple of things:
-Nobody gets to go see the ark like its a museum piece.
-Historically only one priest got to be in its presence one day a year.
-There are replicas of the ark around Ethiopia based upon the local descriptions.
-The dimensions and makeup of the ark are in the bible. Did the remote viewer say it was gold and had two angels facing each other on the top with nothing in the middle?

BudAg97 said:

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It belongs in a museum!!!!

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So do you Dr. Jones.

Slicer97 said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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This is clearly a CIA cover story. We all know where the Ark is located.

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Bulls***

It was buried on Oak Island by the Knights Templar in the early 1400s.

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Facts and I am waiting for the Laginas to dig it up any day now.

one MEEN Ag said:

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Couple of things:
-Nobody gets to go see the ark like its a museum piece.
-Historically only one priest got to be in its presence one day a year.
-There are replicas of the ark around Ethiopia based upon the local descriptions.
-The dimensions and makeup of the ark are in the bible. Did the remote viewer say it was gold and had two angels facing each other on the top with nothing in the middle?

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To that would add, believe recalling there is an engraving or two that shows it roughly. Not contemporary, but a B.C. date too -- not something far later.

I thought William Shatner on the History Channel already reported this.?

Ok now Trump needs to rename it the Ark of America and claim it for the USA. Tariff the chit out of Ethiopia until they hand it over.