Get A Load Of The New Ad For Jaguar

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Slightly off topic but several have mentioned Bud Light. I seldom buy beer, the only beer I drink is if someone leaves some at our house. But we had a rehearsal dinner on Sunday for my son's wedding and I went to buy beer. I wondered if the Bud Light situation was the same and yes, it was. A lot of Bud Light inventory just as when that all started.

As to the Jaguar ad, it looks pretty ghey. Anyone who thought that was a good idea should be fired.
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AggiePetro07 said:

agracer said:

apparently they are shutting down production to switch to all electric vehicles....that's the "change"


So they're adding a long cylindrical piece to it, but advertising it with a bunch of people who want to cut theirs off?
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one safe place said:

Slightly off topic but several have mentioned Bud Light. I seldom buy beer, the only beer I drink is if someone leaves some at our house. But we had a rehearsal dinner on Sunday for my son's wedding and I went to buy beer. I wondered if the Bud Light situation was the same and yes, it was. A lot of Bud Light inventory just as when that all started.

As to the Jaguar ad, it looks pretty ghey. Anyone who thought that was a good idea should be fired.


According to the memo read in the video above your post, apparently anyone who objects to the ad is considered homophobic by upper management and will likely be fired.


What a great rebranding. Not only does it alienate your most loyal customers, but it also creates a toxic workplace.

If Jag's goal is to put a sudden end to the brand, it appears that they found a successful means to accomplish that goal.
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And this is what they look like.

Trump will fix it.
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So a Chrysler 300/Rolls Royce Phantom knock off.
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Something about the "car" in the pic looks like it was hand drawn by a good artist but one that was rushed. Somehow the straight lines that I assume are meant to be parallel, seem just slightly off.

Kind of like they threw this together at the last moment because they are in panic mode and what ever they were going to show was even worse.

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Psycho Bunny said:

So a Chrysler 300/Rolls Royce Phantom knock off.

Even the wheel design looks stolen.
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Madman said:

Psycho Bunny said:

So a Chrysler 300/Rolls Royce Phantom knock off.

Even the wheel design looks stolen.


Jaguar basically stole Jonny Cash song One Piece At a Time.
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techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


How long would it take to high center that thing?
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aggiehawg said:

techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


How long would it take to high center that thing?


When the battery explodes from the high center it will dislodge the car. No biggie.
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Madman said:

aggiehawg said:

techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


How long would it take to high center that thing?


When the battery explodes from the high center it will dislodge the car. No biggie.
LOL.

When The Beast gets high centered with that clearance, this one would be much much worse.

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Very much looking forward to car companies being more unique in their design choices. Tired of endless crossovers and standard pick ups.

Trunk in the front, frunk in the rear.

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Copy nothing huh?
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techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.




Further segmenting their market to Mary Kay sales ladies.

Nice.
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hph6203 said:

Very much looking forward to car companies being more unique in their design choices. Tired of endless crossovers and standard pick ups.

Trunk in the front, frunk in the rear.




I had that matchbox car in the 1960's.
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I read this morning that their new price point will be $300k.

I am kind of dumbfounded at that plan. What type of market research could possibly support this strategy?
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Madman said:

I read this morning that their new price point will be $300k.

I am kind of dumbfounded at that plan. What type of market research could possibly support this strategy?


lol. So they are going to market themselves into the super car segment and further focused on gays. That is quite the niche market.
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YouBet said:

Madman said:

I read this morning that their new price point will be $300k.

I am kind of dumbfounded at that plan. What type of market research could possibly support this strategy?


lol. So they are going to market themselves into the super car segment and further focused on gays. That is quite the niche market.

How many Saudi princelings or Russian oligarchs will this car appeal to? I mean some of them have to be gay, right?
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Madman said:

YouBet said:

Madman said:

I read this morning that their new price point will be $300k.

I am kind of dumbfounded at that plan. What type of market research could possibly support this strategy?


lol. So they are going to market themselves into the super car segment and further focused on gays. That is quite the niche market.

How many Saudi princelings or Russian oligarchs will this car appeal to? I mean some of them have to be gay, right?


Probably comes with a trafficked minor stored in the frunk for the former group.
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YouBet said:

Madman said:

I read this morning that their new price point will be $300k.

I am kind of dumbfounded at that plan. What type of market research could possibly support this strategy?


lol. So they are going to market themselves into the super car segment and further focused on gays. That is quite the niche market.


Exactly. It will be known as the thuper car segment.
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hph6203 said:

Very much looking forward to car companies being more unique in their design choices. Tired of endless crossovers and standard pick ups.

Trunk in the front, frunk in the rear.




Is that a chastity bar between the front seats? So much for blowjobs from women you barely know...
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EV….meh
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If they wanted to go out of business all they had to do was get DODGE to buy them from TaTa. They didn't have to do this nonsense.
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It is hideous and it is electric.
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techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.




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aggiehawg said:

Madman said:

aggiehawg said:

techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


How long would it take to high center that thing?


When the battery explodes from the high center it will dislodge the car. No biggie.
LOL.

When The Beast gets high centered with that clearance, this one would be much much worse.



How did they solve this? Make Michelle get out?
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Squadron7 said:

aggiehawg said:

Madman said:

aggiehawg said:

techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


How long would it take to high center that thing?


When the battery explodes from the high center it will dislodge the car. No biggie.
LOL.

When The Beast gets high centered with that clearance, this one would be much much worse.



How did they solve this? Make Michelle get out?
Obama inflated his ego underneath the back and car was set free.
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Jaguar is done.

Hard to imagine a worse rebranding campaign.
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hph6203 said:

Very much looking forward to car companies being more unique in their design choices. Tired of endless crossovers and standard pick ups.

Trunk in the front, frunk in the rear.


Did an 8yr old with a commadore 64 put that marketing material together?
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techno-ag said:

And this is what they look like.


Gay Chester Cheetah vibes.
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agracer said:

hph6203 said:

Very much looking forward to car companies being more unique in their design choices. Tired of endless crossovers and standard pick ups.

Trunk in the front, frunk in the rear.


Did an 8yr old with a commadore 64 put that marketing material together?


It almost feels like Jaguar is trolling everyone with this campaign.
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I don't think even Dick Tracy would drive this car.
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Emotional Support Cobra said:

I don't think even Dick Tracy would drive this car.
but Andy Dick would
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Story time...

When I was back in HS I was riding around with a friend of mine whose dad happened to be the service manager at the local import auto sales store. We saw a Jaguar rolling and I asked my friend where they might have purchased it. He replied that they carried Jaguars at the import dealer his dad worked for. I had no idea, but he passed by the dealer and sure enough, there was a jag symbol on their signage. Some time later we were out driving and looking for something to do, so he drove to the import store to tell his dad something. Then he took me out to the service bay where they had maybe a dozen lifts and something like ten of them had Jaguars on them. "This is the reason you never see a Jaguar on the street, because the service bay is where they spend all their time"

I'll never own a Jag...
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It the car from "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL in the 90's.
 
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