Why does Germany suck at the Olympics?

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Captain Pablo
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Politics related because it's the Olympics. Duh

Why does Germany suck so bad at the Olympics? Even compared to other Western European teams. Germany is barely registering in the Medals table

Most populous of Western European countries

By far the biggest economy in Europe, even counting Russia

They suck. I wonder why
samurai_science
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Vaccines and low birth rate
Tramp96
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Beer and bratwurst
NoahAg
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Germany used to dominate the Olympics. East Germany had the most robust cheating operation. Not sure why Germany sucks now.
AggieZUUL
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Maybe they should introduce precision engineering as an Olympic event.
damiond
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poor genetics
Captain Pablo
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NoahAg said:

Germany used to dominate the Olympics. East Germany had the most robust cheating operation. Not sure why Germany sucks now.


Assuming there's no cheating disparity, and given that Germany is a combined, United east and west Germany, seems like they should dominate big

Not only are they not dominating, they are getting crushed in medal counts by other, smaller European countries

Just curious as to why
Bob Knights Liver
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Deter would have kicked butt in these new dance-fight events.
Brush Country Ag
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Heike Drexler is too old to compete now.
ABATTBQ87
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damiond said:

poor genetics
That time period 1939-1945 took some good athletic genes out of the pool
Ag_07
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Isn't Germany usually pretty solid in the Winter Olympics?

Bob Knights Liver
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damiond
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ABATTBQ87 said:

damiond said:

poor genetics
That time period 1939-1945 took some good athletic genes out of the pool
the time period after soiled the pool
Get Off My Lawn
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If cursory internet numbers can be trusted… roughly 83M Germans* but only 5M are in the competitive bracket (sport dependent; 16-25yo).

Economically, they don't have the resources you'd expect (average housing income under $40k/yr)

Immigrants also account for ~ 20% of the overall population, but tend to be younger.

So where does that leave them? Very few German kids are positioned to be in the athletic pipelines so those are less competitive and produce few world class performers.
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Captain Pablo
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Ag_07 said:

Isn't Germany usually pretty solid in the Winter Olympics?




Yeah they're ok. To clarify, I'm talking about Summer Olympics. This one, for example
torrid
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Because there is no longer an East Germany Olympic Committee to juice the female athletes with hormones.
Captain Pablo
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Get Off My Lawn said:

If cursory internet numbers can be trusted… roughly 83M Germans* but only 5M are in the competitive bracket (sport dependent; 16-25yo).

Economically, they don't have the resources you'd expect (average housing income under $40k/yr)

Immigrants also account for ~ 20% of the overall population, but tend to be younger.

So where does that leave them? Very few German kids are positioned to be in the athletic pipelines so those are less competitive and produce few world class performers.


Well, but how do those demographics compare to other Western European countries, like France, Britain, Netherlands, and Italy?

Slicer97
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Why train for the Olympics when you could be cruising the Autobahn in your Porsche or playing on the Nurburgring?
Captain Pablo
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torrid said:

Because there is no longer an East Germany Olympic Committee to juice the female athletes with hormones.


OK, but those committees don't exist in Britain, France, or Italy either
PigInABlanket
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Captain Pablo said:

Ag_07 said:

Isn't Germany usually pretty solid in the Winter Olympics?




Yeah they're ok. To clarify, I'm talking about Summer Olympics. This one, for example
Well, the last time they sent their best and strongest to Paris, it ended with Rudder landing at Point du Hoc, so…
BartInLA
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The culture in Germany is that they fear being recognized as the true master race they are.
Their athletes are heavily dissuaded from participating internationally.
dmart90
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BartInLA said:

The culture in Germany is that they fear being recognized as the true master race they are.
Their athletes are heavily dissuaded from participating internationally.
Yet they compete in the Euros and World Cup regularly and do pretty well...
NoahAg
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dmart90 said:

BartInLA said:

The culture in Germany is that they fear being recognized as the true master race they are.
Their athletes are heavily dissuaded from participating internationally.
Yet they compete in the Euros and World Cup regularly and do pretty well...

This. They still have one of the best soccer programs in the world.
CanyonAg77
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Quote:

Why does Germany suck at the Olympics?

They haven't won anything big since the 1940 Tour De France
Buck Turgidson
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The real Germans are being replaced by Muslim immigrants? Not a lot of great middle eastern athletes.
Corporal Punishment
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World Cup champs in 1990 and 2014.
milner79
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Ever since the famed and fabled East German judge went the way of the dodo, Germany's Olympic fortunes have gone downhill like Vinko Bogataj.
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AggieZUUL said:

Maybe they should introduce precision engineering as an Olympic event.

German track team

Kellso
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Corporal Punishment said:

World Cup champs in 1990 and 2014.
Yeah....I don't agree with the OP.

The Germans cant openly dope up their athletes anymore, but they are still very good.

Germany beat France today in basketball. France was favored, but Franz Wagner and Dennis Shcroeder played their asses off. Germany dominated most of the game.

Ironically this isn't the first time that Germany has blitzkrieged France.

No doubt that Dirk Nowitski and Borice Becker are proud tonight.
Germany is still alive for the #1 seed in the entire Olympics in Mens basketball.
The might be Team USA's biggest competition outside Canada.

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AggieZUUL said:

Maybe they should introduce precision engineering as an Olympic event.
I see you've never owned a BMW.
one safe place
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Maybe they are fighting another two front war?
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Artimus Gordon
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Obviously Germany has put the summer Olympics in the proper perspective. It's not a big deal to them.
bobbranco
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Emasculation.
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