Gotta be a no brainer gold medal, right?
Right????
Olympic Break Dancing Competition
8,086 Views |
90 Replies |
Last: 1 mo ago by one safe place
Gotta be a no brainer gold medal, right?
Right????
needed Footloose dance off:
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
You bite your ***** tongue!
Rule#2 said:Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
You bite your ***** tongue!
Soon to be added as an Olympic sport.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
Joined:
Mar 30, 2020
Posts:
12,296
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh.
But curling is a scored game.Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Speaking of synchronized swimming …93MarineHorn said:Look, I agree it's silly to add break dancing to the Olympics but there are plenty of events that are subjectively judged: gymnastics, dressage, synchronized swimming...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If one drowns, do they all have to?
Gymnastics & boxing To begin with...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
IIIHorn said:Speaking of synchronized swimming …93MarineHorn said:Look, I agree it's silly to add break dancing to the Olympics but there are plenty of events that are subjectively judged: gymnastics, dressage, synchronized swimming...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If one drowns, do they all have to?
If they want a perfect score.
Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If you have to have someone tell you how well you did, it's not a sport.
I seriously opened this thread expecting some goofy joke.
With only a couple of posts, I see that y'all are serious.
Holy hell. I should have known given how crappy our world has been in recent years. In a world where a deranged dude can put on a dress and others will now call him a woman, of course break dancing is now an Olympic sport.
With only a couple of posts, I see that y'all are serious.
Holy hell. I should have known given how crappy our world has been in recent years. In a world where a deranged dude can put on a dress and others will now call him a woman, of course break dancing is now an Olympic sport.
so A&Ms national championship in swine judging is bunk?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!Flying Crowbar said:Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If you have to have someone tell you how well you did, it's not a sport.
C@LAg said:so A&Ms national championship in swine judging is bunk?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!Flying Crowbar said:Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If you have to have someone tell you how well you did, it's not a sport.
Ok, there's an exception to every rule.
Tea Party said:Elaborate.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Aggie football when we play tu...
How did we get this far without a Fingerbang reference from Southpark?
because boy band and breakdancing are two different thingsKentucky Jeff said:
How did we get this far without a Fingerbang reference from Southpark?
Pratt did it better:C@LAg said:
needed Footloose dance off:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
One of the participants was on TV saying it was about time to bring hip-hop culture to the Olympics, so be patient.doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
So many stupid events in the Olympics now, and break dancing is among them. People riding those kid's bicycles is another one, as is skateboarding.
I have wondered how gladiators fighting to the death, perhaps with more modern weapons, would go over? Build a coliseum in a nondescript country that would allow it, and have various events where the object of the game would be to kill your opponent or opponents. Not sure which company would handle the concessions though.doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
Didn't they also add bowling? Heard it was being considered at one time.
William K. Klingaman said:
Or the ski jump, still hoping to see another Agony of Defeat moment, it's been a long while.
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
"Judges score the breakers based on five categories - musicality, vocabulary, originality, technique and execution. Each category makes up 20 per cent of the score."
I don't think the youth of America is known for a strong vocabulary…..
Where are you hearing this?Captain Pablo said:
Yet Boxing and Weightlifting are likely on the chopping block for 2028
WTF does vocabulary have to do with breakdancing?Aggie Therapist said:duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
"Judges score the breakers based on five categories - musicality, vocabulary, originality, technique and execution. Each category makes up 20 per cent of the score."
I don't think the youth of America is known for a strong vocabulary…..
It's a weird way to say different types of moves.
Replace them with NASCAR and esports.Old McDonald said:so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Oh man I wish I had known. I was a badass breakdancer circa 1985. Missed my chance.
Old McDonald said:so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Boxing??? Knockouts aren't subjective.... Just need to add rounds.
doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
Chicago is out? Chicago is out??
Featured Stories
See All
44:28
7h ago
1.5k
11:31
7h ago
1.2k
11:20
9h ago
1.1k
7:47
17h ago
4.1k
In-Home Visit: A&M received a Saturday surprise from Rashad Johnson Jr.
by TexAgs Recruiting
43:13
1d ago
6.5k
Offense in Review feat. Stephen McGee: Texas A&M 52, McNeese 10
by Billy Liucci