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Gotta be a no brainer gold medal, right?
Right????
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
Rule#2 said:Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
You bite your ***** tongue!
Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
But curling is a scored game.Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:Desert Ag said:Extremely bad take!Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.
Speaking of synchronized swimming …93MarineHorn said:Look, I agree it's silly to add break dancing to the Olympics but there are plenty of events that are subjectively judged: gymnastics, dressage, synchronized swimming...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
Gymnastics & boxing To begin with...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
IIIHorn said:Speaking of synchronized swimming …93MarineHorn said:Look, I agree it's silly to add break dancing to the Olympics but there are plenty of events that are subjectively judged: gymnastics, dressage, synchronized swimming...Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If one drowns, do they all have to?
Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
so A&Ms national championship in swine judging is bunk?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!Flying Crowbar said:Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If you have to have someone tell you how well you did, it's not a sport.
C@LAg said:so A&Ms national championship in swine judging is bunk?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!Flying Crowbar said:Rydyn said:Name one.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
(So that we can all laugh at it...)
If you have to have someone tell you how well you did, it's not a sport.
Tea Party said:Elaborate.TA-OP said:Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
because boy band and breakdancing are two different thingsKentucky Jeff said:
How did we get this far without a Fingerbang reference from Southpark?
Pratt did it better:C@LAg said:
needed Footloose dance off:
One of the participants was on TV saying it was about time to bring hip-hop culture to the Olympics, so be patient.doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
I have wondered how gladiators fighting to the death, perhaps with more modern weapons, would go over? Build a coliseum in a nondescript country that would allow it, and have various events where the object of the game would be to kill your opponent or opponents. Not sure which company would handle the concessions though.doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
well
you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
William K. Klingaman said:
Or the ski jump, still hoping to see another Agony of Defeat moment, it's been a long while.
duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Where are you hearing this?Captain Pablo said:
Yet Boxing and Weightlifting are likely on the chopping block for 2028
WTF does vocabulary have to do with breakdancing?Aggie Therapist said:duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
"Judges score the breakers based on five categories - musicality, vocabulary, originality, technique and execution. Each category makes up 20 per cent of the score."
I don't think the youth of America is known for a strong vocabulary…..
Replace them with NASCAR and esports.Old McDonald said:so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Old McDonald said:so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!duff el pud said:
If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
doubledog said:
I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.