Olympic Break Dancing Competition

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Old McDonald
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rab79 said:

Old McDonald said:

duff el pud said:

If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!

Boxing??? Knockouts aren't subjective.... Just need to add rounds.
good point, we can keep boxing as long as we eliminate all subjectivity by getting rid of judges and making them fight until someone gives up or gets KO'd
IIIHorn
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B-1 83 said:

doubledog said:

I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.
One of the participants was on TV saying it was about time to bring hip-hop culture to the Olympics, so be patient.


Steeplechase?
IIIHorn
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aggiepanic95 said:

IIIHorn said:

93MarineHorn said:

Rydyn said:

TA-OP said:

duff el pud said:

If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.
Name one.

(So that we can all laugh at it...)
Look, I agree it's silly to add break dancing to the Olympics but there are plenty of events that are subjectively judged: gymnastics, dressage, synchronized swimming...
Speaking of synchronized swimming …

If one drowns, do they all have to?

If they want a perfect score.


That was the answer I was looking for.
AggieMD95
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SA68AG said:

What a stupid event for the Olympics.


No shame in their game. It's about marketing and not athletics
APHIS AG
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Since the Olympics want to showcase endurance, why don't they have a contest of individuals holding their breaths under water?

The Gold Medal to the longest with drowning automatic ejection..
IIIHorn
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Old McDonald said:

rab79 said:

Old McDonald said:

duff el pud said:

If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
so true bestie. the olympics needs to get rid of gymnastics, diving, figure skating, freestyle skiing, slopestyle and halfpipe snowboarding, and boxing!

Boxing??? Knockouts aren't subjective.... Just need to add rounds.
good point, we can keep boxing as long as we eliminate all subjectivity by getting rid of judges and making them fight until someone gives up or gets KO'd


The Chinese would promote a second boxer rebellion.
Ag_of_08
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Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

well

you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.



Souse you, curling us actually pretty good to watch.
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Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

Desert Ag said:

Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

well

you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.
Extremely bad take!


any so called sport that a maid could dominate due to that persons ability to sweep with a broom is NOT a sport. but if you like it that's okay too.


torrid
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duff el pud said:

If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Maybe so, but I'm all for making cheerleading an Olympic sport. A women's sport, for actual women.
Aggie Therapist
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mustang1234
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SA68AG said:

What a stupid event for the Olympics.
The Olympics are on???
91Challenger
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If we are taking 80s movies to the Olympic sport level, someone needs to rewatch "I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka!"

The opening scene had some great events!
"A is A”
TexAgs91
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Why isn't River Dancing an Olympic event?
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Bob Knights Paper Hands
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Break dancing? Junior High Bob could've been an Olympian. Who'da thunk it?
torrid
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Aggie Therapist said:



Aggie Therapist
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What are those?!

Jk jk
Definitely Not A Cop
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torrid said:

Aggie Therapist said:







Exposed shoulders, unstarched shirts, long sleeves, no back pockets for Bible.

2/10, WNY
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doubledog said:

I am ok with break dancing just tell me when the "gang" shootout becomes an Olympic sport.


Given th US' tesults in the shooting events I would not hold out much hope for a medal.
IIIHorn
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Baroque Dancing

Accompaniment provided by gratuitous violins.
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Tea Party said:

TA-OP said:

Rydyn said:

TA-OP said:

duff el pud said:

If you can't measure it, time it or keep score of it, it's not a sport - anything that requires subjective judging belongs in the realm of beauty pageants.
Dumb take. There are plenty of subjectively judged events that are sports.
Name one.

(So that we can all laugh at it...)
Diving for one. I'd love to see any of us bums do what those athletes do.
The olympics was founded on friendly competition between individual and tribal rivals based on useful skills.
Running, jumping, throwing, wrestling, etc.

Competition that requires measurement, timing, or scoring is directly in the spirit of the original founding of olympics.

How does diving fit in with any sort of practicality, other than just the wow factor (like a beauty pagent)?


There were tribes in Greece?
one safe place
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Ag_of_08 said:

Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

well

you can add break dancing to curling in the winter olympics as the two dumbest olympic sports of all time.



Souse you, curling us actually pretty good to watch.
Seems like a version of shuffleboard. Riveting, I'm sure.
 
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