This week's FEMA Text on 10/4

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TxTarpon
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Anyone going to text back?[url=https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/tech/emergency-alert-wireless-test-fema-fcc/index.html][/url]
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Why everyone's phone will alarm at 2:20 pm ET on Wednesday
Beginning at approximately 2:20 pm ET this Wednesday, all wireless phones should receive an alert and an accompanying text message that reads: "THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed."

The free text message will be sent in either English or Spanish, depending on the language settings of your device. The text will be accompanied by a unique tone and vibration that is meant to make the alert accessible to the entire public, including people with disabilities, FEMA said.
The first thing that came to mind when I heard about this was when Klapper lied. They have our phone number and spy on us, use warrantless, sneak and peek searches for their own jollies. I would bet that some stuff the democRAT DAs used to start investigating Trump were researched and shadow grabbed via govt libs.

Klapper should have gone to JAIL.




The Fife
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I wish I had a meeting scheduled during that time because it would be a whole room full of chaos and confusion when everyone's phone went off
TexAgs91
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AG
I think I accidentally lost my phone in a boating accident on Wednesday
Stat Monitor Repairman
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text message will be sent in either English or Spanish, depending on the language settings of your device.
How does FEMA know the language settings of your device?
Krombopulos Michael
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On October 3rd, the Russians are running a country wide 11 Time Zone nuclear attack preparation exercise.
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Russian authorities will hold large-scale drills across the country on October 3 because of the "growing danger of armed conflicts including [with] nuclear-capable powers near Russia's borders," the Baza Telegram channel, which is linked to Russia's security services, reported on Thursday, citing the head of Russia's Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing, or Rospotrebnadzor.

This will be the first time that Moscow has held such drills, which will imagine that Russia is at least partially under martial law and that up to 70 percent of the country's housing facilities have been destroyed, the outlet reported. The exercises will also suppose that general mobilization has ended, and there is the possibility of radioactive contamination, Baza reported.

Leaders and officials from across Russian society, "from civil defense leaders to heads of state corporations," will take part in the drills, according to the report. However, the Ukrainian regions of Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson, that Russia annexed in September 2022, are exempt from the drills, Baza added.

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-prepares-nationwide-drills-nuclear-war-scenario-1830815
They are taking it seriously with drills for hospitals, first responders, military, schools and industry.



Our government is sending a text message.....


aggiehawg
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The Fife said:

I wish I had a meeting scheduled during that time because it would be a whole room full of chaos and confusion when everyone's phone went off
Reminds me of the election of 2004. Had a very early business meeting for a joint trade association for our industry the morning after. When Kerry finally conceded that morning, everyone's cell phones went off at the same time as their employees called them. At the time, felt like another 9/11 was happening or something equally catastrophic. Relief when it was just about Kerry conceding.
Stat Monitor Repairman
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The Fife
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aggiehawg said:

The Fife said:

I wish I had a meeting scheduled during that time because it would be a whole room full of chaos and confusion when everyone's phone went off
Reminds me of the election of 2004. Had a very early business meeting for a joint trade association for our industry the morning after. When Kerry finally conceded that morning, everyone's cell phones went off at the same time as their employees called them. At the time, felt like another 9/11 was happening or something equally catastrophic. Relief when it was just about Kerry conceding.
I was thinking more along the lines of this

Boozer92
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Just to be clear. This won't be a text message. It will be an on screen message along with an alert. Like the amber alerts I disabled on my phone but this one can't be turned off
Funky Winkerbean
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On October 3rd, the Russians are running a country wide 11 Time Zone nuclear attack preparation exercise.
My government taught me to hide under a desk during a tornado or nuclear attack. It's safe.
sleepybeagle
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Boozer92 said:

Just to be clear. This won't be a text message. It will be an on screen message along with an alert. Like the amber alerts I disabled on my phone but this one can't be turned off

They know my phone number and can control my phone but they have no idea who brought coke into the white house
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Pinochet
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This is my favorite thing about this alert so far:
https://reddit.com/r/Landlord/s/7KefUm1hsV

Landlord wants to turn off the power during this because he thinks the alert is going to fry everything and probably activate the 5G vaccine things.
TxTarpon
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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text message will be sent in either English or Spanish, depending on the language settings of your device.
How does FEMA know the language settings of your device?
Great question.
Defaults?
The Fife
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Message sends both, phone displays english/spanish based on defaults.
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People about to get busted with burner phones?
The Fife
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Saul Goodman's desk is about to blow up!
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So both the US and Russia have planned nationwide EAS tests on the same day?

Okay then ... we'll see.
Kenneth_2003
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:




I don't know if I've ever seen a GIF more completely based in hard factual reality than this!
Based Hiker
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You can practically hear the doomsday clock inching toward midnight
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Sounds like the plot to a sci-fi movie. EAS system is hijacked and malware pushed to every cell phone in America at the same time. If you think it's not possible then see the reports surrounding the alleged capability of Pegasus.
Robert L. Peters
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There is zero information that I need from the federal government. If there are incoming warheads, I don't need to know that either.
TxTarpon
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Reminds me of a John Lithgow, Steve Guttenberg, Jason Robards movie...
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Would we be better off doing a couple of regional tests and work our way up to a full scale push to every single cell phone in America at the exact same moment?

You know ... do a shakedown ... work out the kinks first.
Krombopulos Michael
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Robert L. Peters said:

There is zero information that I need from the federal government. If there are incoming warheads, I don't need to know that either.

I'd like to know so I could be under it when it goes off......Living through the aftermath of a full scale global nuclear war isn't something I'd like to participate in if I have a choice.
Old McDonald
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is this when the government is going to use 5g to activate the latent virus they put in the covid vaccines?
TxTarpon
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Old McDonald said:

is this when the government is going to use 5g to activate the latent virus they put in the covid vaccines?
After Trump wins in a November landslide.
TxTarpon
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Zergling Rush said:

Robert L. Peters said:

There is zero information that I need from the federal government. If there are incoming warheads, I don't need to know that either.

I'd like to know so I could be under it when it goes off......Living through the aftermath of a full scale global nuclear war isn't something I'd like to participate in if I have a choice.
Which is why Putin won't use nukes unless a lynch mob is minutes away from his location.
Hard to snort coke and bang east euro hotties consistently in a mad max environment.
Stat Monitor Repairman
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What conceivable type of emergency would require the use of a presidential alert that goes out to the entire nation at the same time?

Typically an emergency alert would be a localized concept, like when they sent out a presidential alert on Maui and warned people of an imminent danger of wildfire.

What would be an example of an emergency (other than a nuclear mass conflagration event) that would require an alert to go out to every cell phone in America simultaneously?
P.H. Dexippus
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Old McDonald said:

is this when the government is going to use 5g to activate the latent virus they put in the covid vaccines?

Make sure you are packing for the zombie apocalypse
The Kraken
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Looks like the same people freaking out about Jade Helm are all paranoid about this, too.
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
Fightin_Aggie
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I might break my phone at 1:20 CST tomorrow

I think I'll just turn it off at 1 tomorrow
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
BigRobSA
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Govt doesn't have y'all crackers numbers. Geez.

They simply tell the various telecoms "Here, send this at such-and-such time." and your carrier pushes it to your phones.


Not rocket surgery.
TxTarpon
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fullback44
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Maybe the nuclear fission material stored in everyone's phone is going to blow up? We are all gonna be turned into tomato juice at the same time !
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