Open letter to Hunter:
The enemy of my enemy is my friend for a short time. Burn it all the eff down Hunter. Burn it all down!!! The strippers/coke/bribes.... C'mon now!!! you can do better than that. I bet that they would never suspect you of being on video with drugs and prostitutes, then come to the conclusion that you might have misplaced a white substance in the WHITEHOUSE!!!
They are still not listening Hunter, and maybe they never will. To your misguided credit you tried. and it was ugly and impressive all at the same time!!! Expensing prostitutes on your taxes was.... just WOW!!!! I have never personally had one, but if I did, aint NO WAY in HELL that I would deduct her derriere on my taxes and leave a trail.
But I somewhat get what you are trying to do here. You poor soul.... had prostitutes/coke/bribes. Was not enough. Had incest with your dead brothers wife and niece. Was not enough... dropped a dime of coke at the White House. Still not enough!!!!
So in conclusion, I really got no other answers for you. You effed it up as best as you could and then some.... Some people just refuse to see it for what it is..................