captkirk said:

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safelightKL said:

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- There was no cocaine

- There was cocaine but it could've been put there by a tourist

- Okay the cocaine was actually in a secure area but it wasn't Hunter <---- You're here

- Of course it was Hunter but he's struggling and relatable and look how much his dad loves him

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You forgot the nasal spray story they trotted out

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Oh yeah, the "medical grade" formulation of cocaine. By prescription, presumably.

safelightKL said:

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- There was no cocaine

- There was cocaine but it could've been put there by a tourist

- Okay the cocaine was actually in a secure area but it wasn't Hunter <---- You're here

- Of course it was Hunter but he's struggling and relatable and look how much his dad loves him

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So YOU'RE the one who sends out the talking point memos!

TRM said:

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WH: we can't say the blow wasn't Joe's or Hunter's because of the Hatch Act. https://t.co/Cyu6dn1r2R

— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) July 6, 2023

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You can't favor one drug dealer over another. That'd be marketing. That's true.

For a while there the preferred nomenclature was 'the substance'

Then nasal spray

Then medical grade cocaine

Now its ok to just say cocaine.

GeorgiAg said:

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TRM said:

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WH: we can't say the blow wasn't Joe's or Hunter's because of the Hatch Act. https://t.co/Cyu6dn1r2R

— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) July 6, 2023

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You can't favor one drug dealer over another. That'd be marketing. That's true.

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Mid-level Biden staffer Andrew Bates: "I don't have a response to that because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act"

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This might be the greatest quote in the history of the republic.

Soon to be Diet Coke.

TexAg1987 said:

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Soon to be Diet Coke.

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Big fan of On Patrol Live and the first thing out of Hunter's the perp's mouth when the cop pulls the baggie of dope out of their pocket is always:

That ain't mine.

Here comes the camera excuse.

The area of the White House where Cocaine was found “wasn't necessarily covered by cameras all that well”

Because of course…

pic.twitter.com/cGo0hPdBxJ

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 6, 2023

It was Epstein's cocaine.

nvm

- There was no cocaine

- There was cocaine but it could've been put there by a tourist

- Okay the cocaine was actually in a secure area but it wasn't Hunter <---- You're here

- Of course it was Hunter but he's struggling and relatable and look how much his dad loves him

— White House Cocaine Bag (@sunnyright) July 6, 2023

Open letter to Hunter:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend for a short time. Burn it all the eff down Hunter. Burn it all down!!! The strippers/coke/bribes.... C'mon now!!! you can do better than that. I bet that they would never suspect you of being on video with drugs and prostitutes, then come to the conclusion that you might have misplaced a white substance in the WHITEHOUSE!!!

They are still not listening Hunter, and maybe they never will. To your misguided credit you tried. and it was ugly and impressive all at the same time!!! Expensing prostitutes on your taxes was.... just WOW!!!! I have never personally had one, but if I did, aint NO WAY in HELL that I would deduct her derriere on my taxes and leave a trail.

But I somewhat get what you are trying to do here. You poor soul.... had prostitutes/coke/bribes. Was not enough. Had incest with your dead brothers wife and niece. Was not enough... dropped a dime of coke at the White House. Still not enough!!!!

So in conclusion, I really got no other answers for you. You effed it up as best as you could and then some.... Some people just refuse to see it for what it is..................

Would Hunter go on a raging bender?

You know he wants to.

What does he do all day? Sit around and think about not getting high?

Theres no fun in that.

I want to see sightings of him in Vegas wearing a disguise like Johnny.

Am I being selfish here?

If it brings down the big guy, LFG.

aggiehawg said:

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Here comes the camera excuse.

The area of the White House where Cocaine was found “wasn't necessarily covered by cameras all that well”

Because of course…

pic.twitter.com/cGo0hPdBxJ

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 6, 2023

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LOL. Like clockwork

captkirk said:

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aggiehawg said:

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Here comes the camera excuse.

The area of the White House where Cocaine was found “wasn't necessarily covered by cameras all that well”

Because of course…

pic.twitter.com/cGo0hPdBxJ

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 6, 2023

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LOL. Like clockwork

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Must have been the same cameras and guards watching over Epstein.

Imagine a nationwide APB for Hunter.

People posing videos of possible hunter sightings.

Dude would be on the the run. A live action cool hand luke.

You'd have youtubers going into flop houses to investigate a possible Hunter sighting.

would be bananas.

I hope it happens.

Chinese spy balloon, missing Titanic sub, Trump indictment and a nationwide Hunter manhunt to close out the year.

What more can you ask for in 2023?

Tell me.

wasn't "necessarily" covered by cameras..... as far as you know.

weasel word.

Some low level WH employee is about to have a bag of cocaine planted on them to become the fall guy.

Aggie95 said:

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Some low level WH employee is about to have a bag of cocaine planted on them to become the fall guy.

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Not sure low level staffers are allowed to use the Executive Entrance. Too close to the Situation Room.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Is Kamala on that booger sugar?

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With the cackling and goofy faces she makes I thought she is more into the wacky tobacky.

Joe must be in much worse shape if they are using coke to keep him propped up.

Drug test everyone in the White House. Problem solved.

SuhrThang said:

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Drug test everyone in the White House. Problem solved.

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Use hair samples with the follicles.

Cocaine found at the white house and the right to medical privacy comes roaring back.

aggiehawg said:

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Aggie95 said:

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Some low level WH employee is about to have a bag of cocaine planted on them to become the fall guy.

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Not sure low level staffers are allowed to use the Executive Entrance. Too close to the Situation Room.

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Let me come back to this a moment. What are the chances it was a SS agent? Would the SS reveal that?

aggiehawg said:

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aggiehawg said:

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Aggie95 said:

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Some low level WH employee is about to have a bag of cocaine planted on them to become the fall guy.

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Not sure low level staffers are allowed to use the Executive Entrance. Too close to the Situation Room.

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Let me come back to this a moment. What are the chances it was a SS agent? Would the SS reveal that?

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You'd have to be exceptionally stupid to be an SS officer and have coke delivered to the WH.

Jack Ruby said:

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aggiehawg said:

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aggiehawg said:

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Aggie95 said:

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Some low level WH employee is about to have a bag of cocaine planted on them to become the fall guy.

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Not sure low level staffers are allowed to use the Executive Entrance. Too close to the Situation Room.

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Let me come back to this a moment. What are the chances it was a SS agent? Would the SS reveal that?

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You'd have to be exceptionally stupid to be an SS officer and have coke delivered to the WH.

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SS doesn't much like the Bidens, from what I have read. I was thinking more of a framing operation? If no DNA or prints found on the bag?

Sad that I trust the SS no more than I do the FBI and DOJ, isn't it?