Funny bar story over this weekend

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Lake08
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Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.
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Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

This needs to be the norm. The fear of provoking violence by doing stuff like this needs to be on the table.
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C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?

Not funny ha ha…funny queer /Slingblade
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C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?


A dude wearing a dress trying to use the ladies room is funny, I don't care who you are!
Tramp96
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You left out the part where the ****** ordered a Bud Light.
Urban Ag
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JohnLA762 said:

C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?


A dude wearing a dress trying to use the ladies room is funny, I don't care who you are!
Was on a flight from Seattle to Sitka with my teenage son to go fishing. I walk past this dude wearing a wig and fully done up in makeup. I instantly bust out laughing cause I just assumed he lost a bet with his buddies and this was the payout. He was otherwise dressed in normal men's clothing. Guy looks up at me and in a faked feminine voice says "how rude sir!" That made me think it was a joke even more and I laughed harder. My seat was two rows behind him and he didn't make a peep the rest of the flight. I kept waiting for someone to start busting up with him but nothing. And this flight is typically about 100 40-60 year old guys and two pole dancers.

When we landed he grabbed his purse and women's carryon bag and walked off. Even the clearly gay male flight attendant was trying not to laugh.
Based Hiker
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They have to keep close tabs on the luggage so that it is not stolen by a biden representative.
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C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?

The person in the dress had a dick?
aggiegrad01
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Side note - fishing in Sitka is awesome! Did a trip there with my dad and brother a few ago and it was incredible.

I would have laughed that whole flight.
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C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?
the transvestite was shamed into leaving the bar before he could relieve himself. Hilarious. And I would have applauded the gentlemen who did the shaming in order to protect his wife from being subjected to crossing paths with a mentally ill person alone in the ladies room.
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This is basically how the champion male swimmer should have gone down. Dude goes in the locker room with his junk the rest of the actual females should have left and said no he's got to go.

It's really that simple.
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Harvey Weinstein waving his unwelcome schlong at an actress in his office? Life altering trauma!

Lia Thomas waving his unwelcome schlong at the women's team in their locker room? Get over it, bigots!
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AGHouston11 said:

This is basically how the champion male swimmer should have gone down. Dude goes in the locker room with his junk the rest of the actual females should have left and said no he's got to go.

It's really that simple.
They should have left while still nekkid.

And filmed it.

Ummmmm...
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Squadron7 said:

C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?

The person in the dress had a dick?

The 1st lady says "Hey!"

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Tramp96 said:

Squadron7 said:

C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?

The person in the dress had a dick?

The 1st lady says "Hey!"



I have to say, that is actually a pretty good portrait.
BTKAG97
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Squadron7 said:


I have to say, that is actually a pretty good portrait.
I cannot tell who it is. It's too blurry.

Thomas Jefferson?
Ag with kids
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BTKAG97 said:

Squadron7 said:


I have to say, that is actually a pretty good portrait.
I cannot tell who it is. It's too blurry.
Don't lean too close to see...you might get poked in the eye...
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Lots of lib owning happening in this thread.
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AGHouston11 said:

This is basically how the champion male swimmer should have gone down. Dude goes in the locker room with his junk the rest of the actual females should have left and said no he's got to go.

It's really that simple.

They should've beat the crap out of Lia and then left.
SuhrThang
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He thought he was in a Target.
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Tramp96 said:

Squadron7 said:

C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?

The person in the dress had a dick?

The 1st lady says "Hey!"




I see Mike has learned not to wear white pants anymore. Black hides his junk quite a bit better.
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On a serious note, if some day a dude says he's a woman and goes in to the bathroom at Target and waves his member around in front of the women, can or could he even be charged with indecent exposure anymore? Has a case come up yet where it's challenged?
Pretty sure most of you don’t know me.
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Jack Squat 83 said:

On a serious note, if some day a dude says he's a woman and goes in to the bathroom at Target and waves his member around in front of the women, can or could he even be charged with indecent exposure anymore? Has a case come up yet where it's challenged?
Can you get arrested for waving your dick around at dudes in the men's room? Obviously, yes.
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Urban Ag said:

JohnLA762 said:

C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?


A dude wearing a dress trying to use the ladies room is funny, I don't care who you are!
Was on a flight from Seattle to Sitka with my teenage son to go fishing. I walk past this dude wearing a wig and fully done up in makeup. I instantly bust out laughing cause I just assumed he lost a bet with his buddies and this was the payout. He was otherwise dressed in normal men's clothing. Guy looks up at me and in a faked feminine voice says "how rude sir!" That made me think it was a joke even more and I laughed harder. My seat was two rows behind him and he didn't make a peep the rest of the flight. I kept waiting for someone to start busting up with him but nothing. And this flight is typically about 100 40-60 year old guys and two pole dancers.

When we landed he grabbed his purse and women's carryon bag and walked off. Even the clearly gay male flight attendant was trying not to laugh.

Isn't it odd that men are not supposed to be masculine and liberated women shouldn't be feminine, beholden to a man types.

Yet when it a loony man dressed as a woman, they take on the most feminine version of one? You never see a dude dressing up like a bull dyke.
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For any skeptics: this is 100% true. I was there. In fact, I was the bathroom door.
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Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.



Cool story bro, didn't happen.
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BG Knocc Out said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

This needs to be the norm. The fear of provoking violence by doing stuff like this needs to be on the table.


And the people committing the assault on someone not doing anything illegal need to go to jail. Simple..
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Lake08
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Ag_of_08 said:

BG Knocc Out said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

This needs to be the norm. The fear of provoking violence by doing stuff like this needs to be on the table.


And the people committing the assault on someone not doing anything illegal need to go to jail. Simple..


You have a pen**, u use the mens bathroom. If you have a problem with that, stay at home.
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C@LAg said:

Lake08 said:

Just a small bar with a bunch of regulars….

In walks a full blown ****** wearing a dress. He decides to go to the ladies bathroom. One of the men told him he had to wait until his wife got done. The ****** fires back and said he can do whatever he wants. The REAL man said if he walked in the bathroom he wouldn't be walking out. The ****** rolled his eyes and left the bar. The husband got a standing ovation.

where's the funny part?
When we find that story was in a 1980s movie.


No bar I have hung out in would have attracted a dude in a dress.*



*Scottish or Greek traditional attire is ok
unmade bed
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I knew this "story" would end with a standing ovation and I was not disappointed.
Lake08
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And for the record, he was a nice guy. Talked to everyone and everyone talked to him. It's only when you decide to involve women into your lifestyle does it become a problem
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