"12" year old wins MVP at Youth 12 and Under National Championships

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https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/jeremiah-johnson-12-year-old-football-player-with-tattoo-goes-viral/

Jeremiah Johnson, a 12-year-old running back from Fort Worth, Texas, has the internet dumbfounded over his size and maturity.
The athlete became a viral sensation after a photo of him sporting what appeared to be facial hair and a tattoo surfaced on social media following the 2022 Youth National Championships over the weekend in Miami, where he was crowned MVP.
Johnson, whose Dallas Dragons Elite Academy (DEA) team won the championship game, can be seen holding the trophy that read: "12U Division 1 Most Valuable Player.".....

One person tweeted, "Aint no fking way this person 12," while another added, "I demand Jeremiah Johnson's birth certificate. And not the 'I am 12' kind from the 'Benchwarmers.'"
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Clown_World
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Why can't he identify as 12?

Isn't age just a social construct like gender?
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CoachO_08 said:

Why can't he identify as 12?

Isn't age just a social construct like gender?


I agree. Time isn't linear; we just perceive it that way. Therefore, determining someone's "age" based on a man-made linear timeline is hurtful and can lead to violence.
DallasAg 94
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"Jeremiah Johnson celebrates his 3rd consecutive MVP award for the 12U Championship."
Scotty Appleton
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**** it

Insert Jeremiah Johnson head nod gif
Tramp96
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Leap year birthday.
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Age is a spectrum.
43rd Street Posse
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Dude looks twenty freakin five. No way he's 12, right? RIGHT?

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Precocious puberty
Raiderjay
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[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
DallasAg 94
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I had not been in Texas long. When I went to 1st practice for 7th grade football. First drill was a tackling drill and unaware of what was going one... I got 6'1"/230 Kevin. We had 3 6'ers on the team. I was all of 4'10".

I'm not sure how many times Kevin repeated 7th grade but he was a monster.
Little Rock Ag
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Maybe he was born on Mars?
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This is what Heisman candidates Hendon Hooker and Stetson Bennet did in college football this year.

And they were widely celebrated for doing so.
Rapier108
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Either he isn't 12, or he has a fairly serious problem with his pituitary gland.
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Quote:

"12" year old wins MVP at Youth 12 and Under National Championships

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Ag In Ok
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Ron McElvevys grandson maybe.
NoahAg
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So, maybe it's possible he's 12 (I really doubt it). How tall, how many lbs? The facial hair alone isn't that indicting. I mean, it happens. He could be 12 years, 355 days and smack in the middle of puberty.

The biggest WTF question is what kind of parent let's they "12 year old" get tatted up???
(well, we know the answer to that)
Let's go, Brandon!
MookieBlaylock
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Didn't this guy play for the sips when he was only 32
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The tats were a dead giveaway that he's not 12.
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Congrats Jeremiah!
Rossticus
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If kid already looks like that at 12 he's going to be rolling into senior prom looking like this…

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I'd like to see his parent(s)
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combat wombat said:

The tats were a dead giveaway that he's not 12.


I thought the mustache might have been a stronger clue….
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His birthday could have fallen on a leap year, so technically he could be 12.
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One time, Frank Sinatra comes right here and sat down in this chair. I said, "Frank, you hang out with Jeremiah Johnson. Just between me in you, how old is Jeremiah Johnson?" You know what Frank told me? He said, "Hey, Jeremiah Johnson is 137 years old." 137 years old!
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Hey, we had a President with a fake birth certificate, why not a football player?
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Tats and facial hair. Yeah. Ok. Sure. 12….
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MuchosPollos said:

combat wombat said:

The tats were a dead giveaway that he's not 12.


I thought the mustache might have been a stronger clue….


My sons are 14. They have friends who had mustaches at 12.
Tom Doniphon
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That kid ain't 12.
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MW03 said:

One time, Frank Sinatra comes right here and sat down in this chair. I said, "Frank, you hang out with Jeremiah Johnson. Just between me in you, how old is Jeremiah Johnson?" You know what Frank told me? He said, "Hey, Jeremiah Johnson is 137 years old." 137 years old!
You lyin', you ain't never met no Martin Luther The King."
Wild West Pimp Style
Kansas Kid
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Is he available through the portal? Looks like he could be our weak side starting LB next year.
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Three Year Letterman would be proud

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