Landlord: "Sir, we've had reports of a bunch of people living here, and you know it's just a single family unit."
Tenant: "They're all my family! These are my husbands and wives!"
Landlord: "I thought Bob was your husband….."
Tenant: "Silly goose! I divorced Bob last week! These are my
new husbands and wives…."
Landlord: "But there's eight of them…."
Tenant: "Well, 5 are husbands, two are wives, *whispers* I decided two days ago I was bisexual, and I'll have to ask that one over there if
they are a boy or girl today so I know if they are a wife or husband. Even though Bob and I aren't a couple, we're trying to get my insurance to pay for a surrogate, and
they said they would do it if they felt 'right' that day."
Landlord: "Sir, I think it's time you leave."
Tenant: "Homophobe! I think it's time I sue you!"
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really