The jokes write themselves. More importantly they are forced to wear masks though.

Nantucket votes to allow anyone to go topless on beaches

NANTUCKET, Mass. (AP) Nantucket is a step closer to allowing anyone who chooses regardless of gender to go topless on the Massachusetts resort island's beaches.

The Gender Equality on Beaches bylaw amendment passed 327-242 at Tuesday night's annual town meeting, according to published reports. The measure is not a done deal. It still requires approval from the state attorney general's office.

The bylaw was proposed by seventh-generation Nantucket resident Dorothy Stover and reads in part: "In order to promote equality for all persons, any person shall be allowed to be topless on any public or private beach" in town.

Under state law, only men can go topless in public.

Stover told WBUR that she knows some people who are against the measure, but the overwhelming reaction has been positive. Her hope is to normalize bodies of all shapes and sizes and foster an environment of acceptance, she said.

We talking good titties or bad titties? Need pics

Solution looking for a problem.

Cape cod teets- no thanks

They'll regret this

They do this in Miami. For the first few it's ok if they're not fat cows. But it's mainly annoying because you gotta sneak a look at boobies without your wife/GF seeing you do it.

Capitol Ag said:

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Wasn't this part of the "plot" of a Seinfeld episode? The Shrinkage one....

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And the George revenge. Awesome episode.

They were in the Hamptons, which is Long Island, not Nantucket.

Legalize-It-Ags said:

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I think we need more topless beaches in the world. People would be a lot more happy if we saw more titties on a daily basis.

The mask thing is stupid as hell tho.

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Depends on the titties.

CDUB98 said:

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Sadly, most of the people letting them loose in Miami are either srawny ass old ladies burned to a crisp or land manatees that should be in the ocean munching seaweed.

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Spent the day in Monte Carlo many moons ago and all I can say is goodness gracious. Even convinced my wife to go topless. It was amazing. No land manatees there.

I propose the all cover up all law for Nantucket. And, I give you the reason why. Old, fat liberal men.

DrEvazanPhD said:

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Unfortunately, the ones who will take advantage of this will not be the ones you'll want to see.

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Bingo

Make titty masks optional!

Sully Dog said:

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There once was a woman from Nantucket
Who carried her boobs in a bucket,.....

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..The bucket was near empty,
Her husband cognoscenti,
There was no longer desire for hanky panky.


(Oh well, I tried???)

Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:

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We talking good titties or bad titties? Need pics

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Hopefully not trashy Galveston flapjacks.

Example of a Big Fat ...NO!

There's a nude beach on High Island

GeorgiAg said:

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They do this in Miami. For the first few it's ok if they're not fat cows. But it's mainly annoying because you gotta sneak a look at boobies without your wife/GF seeing you do it.

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That's why God invented sunglasses, amigo.

GeorgiAg said:

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They do this in Miami. For the first few it's ok if they're not fat cows. But it's mainly annoying because you gotta sneak a look at boobies without your wife/GF seeing you do it.

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Let them catch you looking. You're human! Seriously.

samsal75 said:

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Sully Dog said:

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There once was a woman from Nantucket
Who carried her boobs in a bucket,.....

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..The bucket was near empty,
Her husband cognoscenti,
There was no longer desire for hanky panky.


(Oh well, I tried???)

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solid effort

It's not against the law in Texas.

You see it in places on Lake Travis and also Barton Springs. Your mileage may vary.