Former President Trump issues statement announcing he made a hole in one. pic.twitter.com/LE1N9dtwRK

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 29, 2022

Good job

Sure he did...

Good. This is going to break so many feeb lib minds.

A- to A average-level trolling. Solid work.

Goat

A 181yd 5 iron is pretty strong for someone his age.

It was a pretty strong wind …
believe me

Funky Winkerbean said:

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A 181yd 5 iron is pretty strong for someone his age.

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If I crush one, it's 160.

His closing line is the best. Good for him. Trump actually is decent at golf.

Does Biden even know how to play or just drive the cart for his cokehead son and Ukraine oligarchs?

Described so well I could practically see it. #goat

"I won't tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging - and I don't like people who brag!"

That statement is going to drive a lot of anti-Trumpers nuts. Classic Trump.

That was the Trumpiest of all Trump statements...and I loved it!

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Best part is the idiots that have been hiding due to the disaster they voted for will all chime in on this thread to try & make themselves feel better about being total ****ing idiots


What a great day

Honestly, it might have been the most beautifully hit hole in one of all time

So many more of those people will be outraged at this release than about Hunter Biden screwing prostitutes, snorting crack rock and selling American secrets.

Clown. World.

That is hysterical.











If only he wasn't on the course, but instead defending our country. Damn CMs and leftist communists.

I miss that guy. This made me giggle for about 5 minutes until my wife asked what was so funny.

Trump's going soft. Read the tweet twice and there was nothing mean to be found.

Ag CPA said:

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Sure he did...

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My mother did it as a novice golfer. It was pure luck… it could happen.

If he had gotten 10 more he would have tied Kim Jong Il's best round

I still remember one of the roundtables with industry people when he said he wasn't the best rich guy at golf in the world but rather he was the richest golfer in the world. He then recalled to one of the businessmen the time he got a hole in one playing with them and they confirmed it

Reading his message is hilarious and is why people voted for him, hes a real person; and sadly why the media went after him

Funky Winkerbean said:

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A 181yd 5 iron is pretty strong for someone his age.

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Blades.

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I see what you did there.

Ag CPA said:

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Sure he did...

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TDS has broken so many of you people.

With all that is going on in the world this dbag wants to brag about golf. Ridiculous.

Malibu2 said:

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With all that is going on in the world this dbag wants to brag about golf. Ridiculous.

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LMAO. What's he supposed to do about it? His replacement ****s up everything he touches, so trump can't enjoy his life?

Waaaaahhh

I wiped my butt. Salute the Marines. I did that.

FJB. Blisters hurt when one sits on them.

I hit the most fantastic hole in one's. They really are the best. You should see them, believe me, there's nothing like my hole in one's anywhere. Everybody else's whole on one's are the worst. Total losers. Ask Ernie Els, he'll tell you. He saw how magnificent my hole in one was. Hillary couldn't hit a hole in one, I'll tell you that. Hillary couldn't hit a hole in 50. And sleepy Joe, you know he couldn't do it. Not on his best day. Sad. His golf swing is so sad. Let me tell you, when Joe's presidency grows up, it wishes it were as bad as Joe's golf swing.

Malibu2 said:

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With all that is going on in the world this dbag wants to brag about golf. Ridiculous.

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That's rich after four years of RESIST to impede him. Now you complain he isn't doing enough after he is out of office? Ridiculous.

I welcome the distraction from the **** show that your guy is laying down right now. Golf brags aren't going to start WW3

To actually have witnessed that beautiful hole in one must have been magnificent.

Malibu2 said:

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With all that is going on in the world this dbag wants to brag about golf. Ridiculous.

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Most of the problems are directly caused by who you voted for. Perhaps your reeeeeee is misdirected.