Once. Was doing pretty good until the dudes's girlfriend hit me in the back of the head with a beer bottle.

She won!

Been in many, many, many altercations that led to fistacuffs. Some in bars, others not.

Never took a beating though. Only started 2 fights in my entire life. Bein the short guy, I seemed to be the one tall guys focused in to try to be intimidating. I was usually stronger, better at tbings and lot meaner than they were.

I detest fighting now, not worth it to any degree.

Several. Lost some, won more. Used to look for it and enjoy it.

Now I'm tired, old and fat. If I'm going to fight I'm going to end it as quickly and dirty as possible. Have some college kids that live on the street. One of their dumbass drunk friends decided to act a fool last semester and bow up. Kid learned a valuable lesson that night.

schmellba99 said:

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Been in many, many, many altercations that led to fistacuffs. Some in bars, others not.

Never took a beating though. Only started 2 fights in my entire life. Bein the short guy, I seemed to be the one tall guys focused in to try to be intimidating. I was usually stronger, better at tbings and lot meaner than they were.

I detest fighting now, not worth it to any degree.

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BS - you fight on Texags on the OB rain thread all the time!

Happy drunk checking in.

I did a "brawling babes" fight at some bar in Bryan back in the day.

Yes, I won.

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Table full of Aggies at a Piano bar on Sixth Street. They start playing Eyes of Texas. During the pause after the first line, my pal lets out the most tremendous burp you ever heard. Mayhem

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You mean tu's racist song that they like to play?

I got in a bar fight at Disney.

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captkirk said:

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Been in several back in the day. What's the context of this inquiry?

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Rittenhouse trial.

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To go further, the fatass prosecutor basically claimed that everyone had been in a barfight or scuffle and sometimes you just have to get scuffed up. The dude is a colossal moron. As in he is a colossal dude and also a moron.

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To clarify, none of my bar fights included getting bashed in the head with a skateboard or having a gun pulled on me

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Were you open carrying a AR-15 and leaving the scene of a shooting in any of them?

Yes.

Being a honky in the Valley prepared me well for bar fights at A&M.

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aggiedata said:

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Table full of Aggies at a Piano bar on Sixth Street. They start playing Eyes of Texas. During the pause after the first line, my pal lets out the most tremendous burp you ever heard. Mayhem

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You mean tu's racist song that they like to play?

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Tell us all about it, Talcum X...

Sparky"s, Lakeview, East Benard, Sbisa, etc

Same bar mid 80s around Thanksgiving. I don't recall exactly what happened but fight started and my friends and I were literally in the middle of it tho not involved. Fight got broken up and anyone with Aggie or sip gear on got thrown out.

We go to our car to try and leave. Sip frat dudes siting on the hood. We start honking the horn in hullabaloo caneck caneck to try and get them off. Cop comes up and tell us that if we did it again, he would arrest us for "unnecessary use of horn". I told the cop to tell them to get off the hood and I'll stop......My friend starts mouthing off that "my brother is a cop in Houston and there no such thing as that." Frat boys and cops leave. We drive for about a couple blocks up 6th Street and start honking again. LOL. 80s were a great time to live in Austin!

I was going to get in one at The old Cooter Browns in SA but as I was charging in to help my cousin and his Buddy, my GF grabbed me by the collar and pulled me out. Earlier that day I had gotten out of a cast on my wrist and she was thinking clearer than me.

Took my share of beatings on the playground and sports fields because my big, smart mouth would write checks my small frame wouldn't cover.

Unfortunately multiple. Even when you win you lose.

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Sounds like a pretty regular occurrence.

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Piss off, fed

Toby Keith sang about one.

I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a few shots, got in a tight spot
Hustlin' a game of pool
With a couple of redneck boys
One great big fat biker man
I heard David yell across the room
"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helpin' hand"
I said "Dave..."

I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
If you want to fight tonight
Guess them boys don't look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once
As I ever was

Emotional Support Cobra said:

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I am female but in college, my guy friends got in numerous ones and a few guys went to jail for it.

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LOL. So did I. Several times but my exact boyfriends at the times left it to others to defend my...uhm..."honor".

Was in a biker bar in Golden, New Mexico once. Just coming back froma Madrid Jazz Festival. Had on a tube top and short shorts. Went to the bar to get another pitcher and one of the bikers loudly announced, "You are pretty enough to kill for."

Glanced over my shoulder and my long time boyfriend at the time was gone. In my car. Yeah that was fun.

You must be from the Splendora side of town.

I learned today that the appropriate move is to just kick them in the testicles.

AgEng98 said:

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You must be from the Splendora side of town.

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JK, I'm from Bacliff but dint want people 2 judge

Kaa98 said:

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I learned today that the appropriate move is to just kick them in the testicles.

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Even when they have a Glock or are hitting you in the head with a skateboard.

AgEng98 said:

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You must be from the Splendora side of town.

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aggiehawg said:

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Kaa98 said:

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I learned today that the appropriate move is to just kick them in the testicles.

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Even when they have a Glock or are hitting you in the head with a skateboard.

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It would have been good for the defense to have use of force expert testify on how more people die every year by being beaten to death than from an AR15

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aggiehawg said:

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Kaa98 said:

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I learned today that the appropriate move is to just kick them in the testicles.

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Even when they have a Glock or are hitting you in the head with a skateboard.

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It would have been good for the defense to have use of force expert testify on how more people die every year by being beaten to death than from an AR15

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Judge forbade it.

Nope. Unless you want to count Chuck-E-Cheese (or maybe it was a Showtime, I can't remember) as a bar. And it wasn't really a fight either.

Wanna hear the story? OK. Read on.

Working at Sears in college. Got to work one day around noon-ish. Heard a "Code 13 East Door." The east door was right next to our department. Code 13 meant a shoplifter, though I'm not sure I knew that at that time. Anyway, immediately, another guy in our department said, "what's going on? This is like the third one today!" I was maybe 25 feet from the door, so I walked around an isle and saw a dude with a walkman type device walking toward the door, and he walked out. So I followed him. He wasn't running -- yet. There was a set of doors that Immediately to my right, I saw 2 managers and another employee running toward us (they came from another door) and the guy tosses the walkman and took off. So I joined the chase. Why not!

This dude was fast. He managed his way across the street, past a tire shop, down a string of restaurants. There was a Grandys, the pizza place and 2 or three other ones beyond that. The other guys took off to the ones beyond the pizza place, but I went in there for some reason. I looked around and saw what I thought was a bathroom door close. So I ran into the men's bathroom and sure enough, he's in there trying to climb up into the ceiling. I don't know if he thinks he can get away or is just trying to hide, but I try to grab his legs. He gets free and kicks me in the chest. I was pissed and waylayed into his groin area and he drops. So I'm dragging this guy out the back, through the kitchen with all these people looking at us wondering what the heck is going on. One of the managers comes back around and the cops show up right then. The dude is in no mood to do anything other than stay doubled over.

I was asked to transfer to security soon after, but my criminal chase days were over. Had this happened like this in the last 10 years, I'd be spending the rest of my life in Gitmo in a cage where I can't stand or sit with a loud recording of babies crying.

Got sucker punched on Northgate, but I was underage so I just ate the punch and avoided getting arrested. Sober me really appreciated it, other than the fact that my angry scowl looked a lot less tough than fighting back. Hopefully I made the guy feel like a ***** by just absorbing his best shot.

I got kicked out of a bar once because I refused to take my hat off. They'd never had a problem with it before, but I guess they had some cowboys there recently who had gotten in a bit of a brawl.

I didn't like that bar, anyway.

I once wrestled out a tampon stuck in a bar toilet bowl. That shows you I'm tough.

Take off the hat

I feel this song is more than appropriate

I've never been in one but I've broken up several when I was a bouncer at Hurricane Harry's.

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Super short cowboy comes up to my first (ex) wife and asks her to dance. She says "I'm married, my husband is right here". Cowboy say's "I didn't ask him to dance, I asked you". Still get a kick out of that.

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Is she still with him?

You a big sip supporter?