agent-maroon said:

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Old joke "They performed a brain scan and found nothing" in real life

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Giving the same spiel to firefighters... now. Firefighters got him to the hospital when he had a "cranial aneurysm." Search that term to find brain aneurysm...

Wrong way, Joe! pic.twitter.com/znT2AlVaiV

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 6, 2023

Biden claims “every piece of furniture had to be replaced” after a fire in his home with “smoke that thick — all three stories.”

According to a 2004 AP report, it was “a small fire...contained to the kitchen” that “was under control in 20 minutes.” pic.twitter.com/kTQhgXc7Q3

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 6, 2023

Biden in Selma:

"We're gonna ban assault weapons again." pic.twitter.com/gAoLqm9LIu

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 6, 2023

Let's do it again - the first time did not take.

justcallmeharry said:

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Biden claims “every piece of furniture had to be replaced” after a fire in his home with “smoke that thick — all three stories.”

According to a 2004 AP report, it was “a small fire...contained to the kitchen” that “was under control in 20 minutes.” pic.twitter.com/kTQhgXc7Q3

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 6, 2023

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Not a joke.

Line Ate Member said:

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Even worse is the fact that he is just veering off when it appears the "turn-around"guy is trying to get him on the carpet.

So freaking sad, maddening, sickening and frustrating at the same time.

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I used to think it was sad, but no longer. Those people (including the complicit media)
have perpetrated a crime against the American public with this farce,the likes of which this country has never experienced and it should go down in history as such, but it won't. They portray this man as a healthy, vigorous President when we all witness his diminished capacity, and no one does anything. I am infuriated at all who are involved in this cover-up and can only hope someday they will all be in DC jails (apparently bad place) with no hope of parole. Too good for them in my view.

Time for some pudding Mr President. https://t.co/EkKJlpdnpO

— old_mate (@mattybe23) March 9, 2023

🚨BREAKING!🚨 Tucker releases security footage of chuck schumer giving tours on Jan 6th! pic.twitter.com/zYctFsBmqb

— APOCTOZ (@Apoctoz) March 9, 2023

My Wife’s A Girl https://t.co/nnL3tkhg3I pic.twitter.com/0217IKyy8w

— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 8, 2023

#BREAKING President Biden claims that he was a slave in the South before the Civil War.

— Cantaloupe News (@CantaloupeNews) March 9, 2023

I had to double check the source. Dan Rather would approve.

Joe Biden calls Trump “The former president and maybe future president” and then says “Bless me Father..” 😂

pic.twitter.com/ysDMTwQar2

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 9, 2023

Biden: "All told, we've created more than 12,000, 12,000 jobs since I took office." pic.twitter.com/5dBuVJLVNj

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 10, 2023

At least Biden is good with numbers

oh no said:

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Biden: "All told, we've created more than 12,000, 12,000 jobs since I took office." pic.twitter.com/5dBuVJLVNj

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 10, 2023

At least Biden is good with numbers

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All 12,000 are good Union Jobs. All of them.

600 jobs per state!
Each county of Texas has a few new job's WTG !

Maybe joe should take some balance of nature!

What a moron…

The American people and American businesses can have confidence that their bank deposits will be there when they need them.

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 13, 2023

Unless he and his administration tax it to zero, that is...

oh no said:

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Joe Biden calls Trump “The former president and maybe future president” and then says “Bless me Father..” 😂

pic.twitter.com/ysDMTwQar2

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 9, 2023

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I'm not a Biden fan, but do you not see he was showing some wit here with a joke?

The smartest person he knows... pic.twitter.com/ANV5WP2TL9

— @amuse (@amuse) March 19, 2023

Joe Potatus having trouble, the crowd helps, then of course he yells.

BIDEN: "I'm proud to...establish the - and I want you to know it's a big deal...I'm having trouble...I just know it as Spirit Mountain!" pic.twitter.com/VmvOes1MHo

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 21, 2023

New from Biden: "I love children more than people" #Ukraine #UkraineWar #Russia #UkraineInvasion pic.twitter.com/HUxiZDdBc0

— Ukraine War SitRep 🇺🇦 (@UKRWarSitRep) March 23, 2023

JOE BIDEN: “I applaud China for stepping up… Excuse me, Canada.”

*Canadian Parliament laughs at him*

You know it’s bad when Canada is laughing at us.

pic.twitter.com/W1Wri7c7aU

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) March 24, 2023

justcallmeharry said:

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Joe Potatus having trouble, the crowd helps, then of course he yells.

BIDEN: "I'm proud to...establish the - and I want you to know it's a big deal...I'm having trouble...I just know it as Spirit Mountain!" pic.twitter.com/VmvOes1MHo

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 21, 2023

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To be fair it seems like it was something in French / Quebecois … that'd trip me up too

Sam and Dean said:

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Line Ate Member said:

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Even worse is the fact that he is just veering off when it appears the "turn-around"guy is trying to get him on the carpet.

So freaking sad, maddening, sickening and frustrating at the same time.

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I used to think it was sad, but no longer. Those people (including the complicit media)
have perpetrated a crime against the American public with this farce,the likes of which this country has never experienced and it should go down in history as such, but it won't. They portray this man as a healthy, vigorous President when we all witness his diminished capacity, and no one does anything. I am infuriated at all who are involved in this cover-up and can only hope someday they will all be in DC jails (apparently bad place) with no hope of parole. Too good for them in my view.

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how about we just beat his @#s at the polls in 2024?

Biden starts screaming as he tells the Canadian Parliament a story about him and Xi Jinping "in the Tibetan plateau" pic.twitter.com/qG6nWZXyOW

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023

Biden brought his creepy whisper to Canada. pic.twitter.com/2DhMZcyle8

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023

Biden sits down for a meeting with Justin Trudeau and immediately scrambles for his pre-approved notes pic.twitter.com/wks2MaU8wH

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023

Even notes cannot help Potatus...

I'm not sure if anyone happened to watch any of his speech in Canada yesterday, but I walked by tv while it was on and it looked as if he missed shaving one side of his face.

YouBet said:

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I'm not sure if anyone happened to watch any of his speech in Canada yesterday, but I walked by tv while it was on and it looked as if he missed shaving one side of his face.

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Doesn't that make him two-faced?

Biden and the dems failing our country on a daily basis. How embarrassing.

Fact check: false. Sometimes it's hourly.

Shocking Biden hot-mic reveals how handlers program his every move

WATCH.

Yes, this is 100% real.pic.twitter.com/Qgsii21QBe

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 28, 2023

52 pages. Has anyone wondered why the Most Popular President in American History has virtually zero supporters?

When asked to defend him, they all say -- well Trump.....

Interesting. I dont blame them. Its difficult to shine a turd this smelly....but a turd this smelly didnt get 81*m votes.

I think even Jimmy Carter had goalies....

lmao, and the dumb**** still walks 3 feet away from his blue tape mark that the obese union leech tells him he needs to step on.

Comedy gold.

nortex97 said:

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Fact check: false. Sometimes it's hourly.

Shocking Biden hot-mic reveals how handlers program his every move

WATCH.

Yes, this is 100% real.pic.twitter.com/Qgsii21QBe

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 28, 2023

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Joe isn't calling the shots for us. He can't even communicate the script they give him for each meeting / press conference.

You might be surprise how many CEOs and Executive VPs need the same kind of handling as Joe - and they don't have dementia. Was a handler a few times myself. Had to do everything but feed them like a baby in a high chair. Some behaved like they were deathly afraid of speaking to the common worker.

Joe bidenopolous

Biden claims that he was given the nickname "Joe Bidenopoulos...because of the overwhelming support from the Greek American community."

"Oh, you think I'm kidding! I'm not joking, am I?" pic.twitter.com/HwDGaTouVr

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 29, 2023

nortex97 said:

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New from Biden: "I love children more than people" #Ukraine #UkraineWar #Russia #UkraineInvasion pic.twitter.com/HUxiZDdBc0

— Ukraine War SitRep 🇺🇦 (@UKRWarSitRep) March 23, 2023

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We know, there's a lot of videos of you liking children.