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We fixed the keg
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In reply to Ag83 • 11:42a, 12/11/24
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Men also farm which helps cover everything on that list....
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In reply to CatD11Ag • 11:51a, 12/11/24
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Can you imagine picking her up for a date and ya meet mom and dad?


It'd be time to turn the page.
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In reply to aggiedata • 12:40p, 12/11/24
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i laughed way to hard at that one
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In reply to rocky the dog • 1:11p, 12/11/24
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rocky the dog said:


Can these copycat heroes relocate to College Station to be closer to my daughters?
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In reply to BusterAg • 1:12p, 12/11/24
We're here.
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In reply to annie88 • 1:36p, 12/11/24
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annie88 said:
"A loss for the Longhorns is a win for America." Truer words have never been posted.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:48p, 12/11/24
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justcallmeharry said:
This is Babylon bee at it's best.

My dream job is to be a writer for Babylon bee.
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2:52p, 12/11/24
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CNN Gets Fact Checked!

"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Language warning

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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In reply to Ag83 • 4:19p, 12/11/24
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Ag83 said:


Also valid: "Everything else"
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In reply to Ag83 • 4:35p, 12/11/24
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Ag83 said:


I think he peed his pants. Prison ain't gonna go well for him.


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In reply to aTm2004 • 4:36p, 12/11/24
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I hate that a guy died, but that is really funny about the "mafia"
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In reply to annie88 • 6:34p, 12/11/24
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annie88 said:
Wow. How refreshing. This brain rot would have never grown to the size and scale it has at this point if their ****** narrative was allowed to be freely challenged without censorship.

It was also surreal to read the stories about him being not guilty. They didnt have any links to the video (like they did for St Floyd Of Fentanyl), and always described Neely as a mentally ill-homeless person, never mentioning that he had been arrested -- I dont remember, 43+ times in the last 8 years....specifically for attacking people on the subway.

Most people dont believe the mainstream media anymore.

Hell, go to Jordan Neely wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Jordan_Neely

and ctrl+F for "arrest" -- it mentions arrests of protestors, no mention that Neely was a serial lawbreaker and was known, even on a reddit thread, of being a public menace on the subway for at least the past several years. Zero mentions that Neely had 43 arrests in 8 years, with multiple being for attacking people and being violent on the subway. Or literally annnnnyyyything about Penny's defense. The facts were clear, and that's why they are rarely mentioned by these propagandist uranlists.

The truth is dead to these people.
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In reply to 12th Man • 8:10p, 12/11/24
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And meanwhile, over in New Mexico...
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In reply to agent-maroon • 8:15p, 12/11/24
agent-maroon said:
And meanwhile, over in New Mexico...
Minnesota sees your New Mexico and raises you.
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Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
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In reply to lurker76 • 8:26p, 12/11/24
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Tuna pizza was a 70's Weight Watchers staple. Shouldn't ever be anyone's favorite, but I would pick it over corn or carrots any day of the week...
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In reply to annie88 • 10:01p, 12/11/24
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annie88 said:

A proud feminist…FFS!
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