Please oh God please let me be kidnapped by hot alien women and taken to a planet with a shortage of men and be forced to make babies all day. 😁🙏💯
— RobinHoodPatriot (@RH2461) December 12, 2024
Please oh God please let me be kidnapped by hot alien women and taken to a planet with a shortage of men and be forced to make babies all day. 😁🙏💯
— RobinHoodPatriot (@RH2461) December 12, 2024
Great idea https://t.co/HVNo6YV29m
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 12, 2024
When your vegetarian friends invite you for dinner.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/RYv34pa3RV
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 10, 2024
McDonald’s Surpasses FBI In Number Of Shooters Apprehended In 2024 https://t.co/iywFPbp7gs pic.twitter.com/GVmA70cMaD
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 11, 2024
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/dy1UTnD1rt
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 12, 2024
Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games https://t.co/vPq3knyN0l pic.twitter.com/X1QAu8SixN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 12, 2024
We present the greatest Christmas song of all time. pic.twitter.com/wsQt660d6K
— Barstool Backstage (@StoolBackstage) December 10, 2024
'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama https://t.co/X4YvHxSnJs pic.twitter.com/hu5EDBVCSx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 12, 2024
BREAKING: The Patriot Front announces they will be shutting down operations the same day that Wray steps down as FBI Director pic.twitter.com/q05dSPrDix
— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) December 12, 2024
Nancy Pelosi and Katie Couric are having a rough night in NYC.
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) December 12, 2024
The booing and heckling is hilarious.pic.twitter.com/EWbYgw1Wbx
'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama https://t.co/X4YvHxSnJs pic.twitter.com/hu5EDBVCSx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 12, 2024