*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Well, she sure showed us!
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I'll pretend to be liberal for free wood.
Liberal tears taste so sweet.
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The Banned said:

This is why they lost. If he honestly thinks the Dems haven't fully supported the woke agenda, he's ******ed. A couple of campaign ads claiming that they don't really want that doesn't fix years of evidence that they are 100% in agreement with whatever woke bull**** comes across their desk. Thankfully republicans had the receipts and were able to campaign on it.
Exactly. They lost because people are exhausted dealing with giving over more and more and more of our lives each and every day. It's never enough; they continuously come back to once change the rules again and push further into insanity.

And thankfully, when they pivoted hard the final four months of the campaign season, America didn't fall for it and rightly told them to piss off.

I hope the dems listen to Jon and try to push further and further into this madness so that the right of center common sense party has a long period of control.

This line of thinking from Jon reminds me of the op-ed from that luny lady after covid that was basically something like "you have to forget and forgive us." Yeah, sorry not sorry but that's not happening.
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Ivy League education…

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No words for this one.

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CatD11Ag said:

No words for this one.
I do. C.S Lewis was absolutely brilliant. If you or anyone else haven't read The Screwtape Letters, do so immediately. Some of the most biting satire you will ever read and still profoundly insightful even 80 years later.
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AOC is literally one of the stupidest people in Congress and that is saying a hell of a lot. Just when you think Democrats can't get more insane they come up with this kind of crap.

You think Kamala was stupid? AOC says hold my beer.

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"It's been one heaven of a week!"

"We'll keep trying to convince everyone that Trump is Hitler. You know, actually this is kind of funny, we got Hitler in a special torture chamber right over there and he hates it when we compare him to Trump. It's funny, he's like, 'I'm the most evil, I'm the Fuhrer, he's just an orange reality star'. That's you know, classic, One of the few points of joy in my life right now."
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annie88 said:

Well, I guess at least she realizes shaving her head isn't the best idea.

I would also say that this guy is probably much better off without this lunatic.


Hopefully he has a nice pre-nup and will leave her with next to nothing
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Liberal tears taste so sweet.
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Tree Hugger said:

annie88 said:

Well, I guess at least she realizes shaving her head isn't the best idea.

I would also say that this guy is probably much better off without this lunatic.


Hopefully he has a nice pre-nup and will leave her with next to nothing

Putting all that on video he won't need a prenup.
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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annie88 said:

AOC is literally one of the stupidest people in Congress and that is saying a hell of a lot. Just when you think Democrats can't get more insane they come up with this kind of crap.

You think Kamala was stupid? AOC says hold my beer.



On one hand, the thought of her having any kind of shot at moving into the Oval Office is pretty scary. On the other hand, I would love to see a debate between her and JD.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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oh no said:


It defiantly wouldn't be her soy boy redheaded girlfriend.
Liberal tears taste so sweet.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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jkag89 said:


But I don't even work here.

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RED AG 98 said:

CatD11Ag said:

No words for this one.
I do. C.S Lewis was absolutely brilliant. If you or anyone else haven't read The Screwtape Letters, do so immediately. Some of the most biting satire you will ever read and still profoundly insightful even 80 years later.


In my top 3. I had to keep checking to see that it was actually written 80 years ago. Incredible book.
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DO THE DANCE.
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Who?mikejones! said:




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ChillyAg19 said:





This is hilarious in England.

Nobody in the US knows what bellend means.

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Esteban du Plantier said:

ChillyAg19 said:





This is hilarious in England.

Nobody in the US knows what bellend means.



It loosely translates to democrat
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The Banned said:

This is why they lost. If he honestly thinks the Dems haven't fully supported the woke agenda, he's ******ed. A couple of campaign ads claiming that they don't really want that doesn't fix years of evidence that they are 100% in agreement with whatever woke bull**** comes across their desk. Thankfully republicans had the receipts and were able to campaign on it.
The guy at the 8:39 mark complaining about his son vaping in the basement and playing video games was classic, though.
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ChillyAg19 said:




I get the joke but I question whether or not AB knows that quail is not hunted with bullets.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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Tree Hugger said:

annie88 said:

Well, I guess at least she realizes shaving her head isn't the best idea.

I would also say that this guy is probably much better off without this lunatic.


Hopefully he has a nice pre-nup and will leave her with next to nothing
A raging case of herpes and chlamydia would be apropos for a parting gift, courtesy of his friends.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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