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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 6:56a, 11/13/24
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IIIHorn said:
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I get the joke but I question whether or not AB knows that quail is not hunted with bullets.

To be fair, I'm not sure Tim Walz knows either.
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 7:06a, 11/13/24
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IIIHorn said:
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I get the joke but I question whether or not AB knows that quail is not hunted with bullets.

To be fair, I'm not sure Tim Walz knows either.

Agreed, but AB is set up for potential self ownage.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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In reply to Esteban du Plantier • 8:42a, 11/13/24
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This is hilarious in England.

Nobody in the US knows what bellend means.

no one needs to know what "bellend" means. everyone in the world knows a phallic object when they see one and will get the joke and laugh if they think its funny.
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In reply to Esteban du Plantier • 9:22a, 11/13/24
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Because no body watched "Bullet Train," right?
Jesus saves
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Bitter and angry, you say?

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No Don. Whites don't want reparations.

Poor dude literally has nothing to do now that he has no job.

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:58a, 11/13/24
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I wish I could give this more stars.
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Elizabeth Warren, who never served, lead a "Senate military panel".

With three members who served.

And now the woman who lied about her native ancestry in order to further her career judges the qualifications of a 2+ decade veteran with combat experience to be Secretary of Defense.

You cannot script this level of Idiocracy.



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In reply to annie88 • 11:23a, 11/13/24
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annie88 said:


Another failure of our education system. This idiot doesn't realize that the actual vote takes place in December. They don't have "all of December" to do a second popular vote.

Perhaps our schools need to get a better focus on civics.
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In reply to BuddysBud • 11:28a, 11/13/24
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Another failure of our education system. This idiot doesn't realize that the actual vote takes place in December. They don't have "all of December" to do a second popular vote.

Perhaps our schools need to get a better focus on civics.
To be fair, there are plenty of posters here who routinely argue with me about the Safe Harbor clause. And that date is always around mid December.
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 12:03p, 11/13/24
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Well, I guess at least she realizes shaving her head isn't the best idea.

I would also say that this guy is probably much better off without this lunatic.

Hopefully he has a nice pre-nup and will leave her with next to nothing


Pretty sure she has the wrong anatomy for his liberal fans to be interested in her/she/thing. Most likely she will find out men that vote liberal are total switch hitters. What an absolute stupid brain dead *****.
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In reply to Tumble Weed • 12:23p, 11/13/24
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This is my entire news information strategy!
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SECDEF!
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