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Wisconsin governor doesn't even know his name?
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Under Canada's system, the people do not actually vote for Trudeau, that's how.
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aggiehawg said:

Under Canada's system, the people do not actually vote for Trudeau, that's how.


So how do they get him out of office?
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annie88 said:

aggiehawg said:

Under Canada's system, the people do not actually vote for Trudeau, that's how.


So how do they get him out of office?
Vote against the parties that are the coalition keeping him in power.
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Okay, okay this is juvenile and not accurate but still funny.

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I don't see anything juvenile or inaccurate at all.

This was live footage of the actual event
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annie88 said:


I admit I didn't think this was real.
The Department of the Treasury is auditing the IRS after 1,250 IRS agents failed to pay their taxes.
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  • The Inspector General of the Department of the Treasury is beginning an audit of the Internal Revenue Service after it has come to light that in 2019 1,250 employees had not paid their taxes.
    Note that 2019 was pre-pandemic.
    Some of the offenders offered great ex.after being previously fired for "willful failure to properly file their Federal tax returns."

Then I thought well "notthebee" misprinted and should be a Babylon Bee story so
Watchdog To Probe IRS After Hundreds Of Employees Failed To Pay Taxes
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  • The audit was initiated at the request of Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) following a Democrat plan for 87,000 new employees at the tax enforcement agency. The Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration has previously found that hundreds of IRS employees may have failed to pay their own taxes, with some offering excuses such as they didn't know how. Some were even re-hired for a second stint at the agency after being fired for "willful failure to properly file their Federal tax returns."

Again this is a Dailywire article and is just propaganda. oppps.
IRS audit report finds employees owe $50 million in back taxes: 'Double standard'
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  • The July 24 report, requested by Ernst and conducted by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, found that while 96% of employees were compliant with tax obligations, over 5,800 IRS and contractor employees owed nearly $50 million in overdue taxes, and only 20 of the agency's employees who were failing to pay taxes were terminated.

And we are told we need 87,000 more of agents.
4% X 87,000 = 3,480 agents that can't do their own taxes.

I stand corrected, another example of the sheer idiocy of our bureaucracies.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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The adults are back in charge.
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TyHolden said:




Should be all our employee
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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The adults are back in charge.
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Fightin_Aggie said:

TyHolden said:




Should be all our employee
Redbox never closes....
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the documentary about "The Last Blockbuster" was amazing. i wonder if it is still open.

i still remember how exciting it was when the neighborhood kids could spent the night and we would go get a blockbuster SNES game and have a pizza hut bigfoot pizza ordered to the house.

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BadMoonRisin said:

the documentary about "The Last Blockbuster" was amazing. i wonder if it is still open.

i still remember how exciting it was when the neighborhood kids could spent the night and we would go get a blockbuster SNES game and have a pizza hut bigfoot pizza ordered to the house.



Yes still open in Bend, Oregon.
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Well at least Trudeau has name recognition!!!!
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H2Ag said:

Well at least Trudeau has name recognition!!!!

Castro rolls right off the tongue
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After you tell her, will you tell me?
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CanyonAg77 said:

After you tell her, will you tell me?

Wired headphones connected to phone + phone to ear while headphones in ears.
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CanyonAg77 said:

After you tell her, will you tell me?



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Thanks for helping the old guy!

Explanation coming from White House:

"Secure White House iPhones only use secure, corded connections."
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So in addition to having corded earbuds already in place, she's trying to pretend she's on a phone when it's an MP3 playing music? Do I have that right?

Everything this idiot does is a lie. Literally everything...
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annie88 said:




Good lesson
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Why don't democrats understand this?

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LOYAL AG said:

annie88 said:

Enjoyable.




At the end he reveals the basic problem with liberalism. In response to the wreck he says "it's unfortunate it happened". Dude, it didn't "happen". You were consumed with rage and assaulted someone before trying to speed off and you caused a wreck being an *******. It didn't happen, it was a direct result of your actions. You weren't a victim of misfortune, your car was a victim of your stupidity. For once in your life take responsibility but that's their fatal flaw, nothing they believe in amounts to personal responsibility. Life just happens to them.


Also note he is the epitome of the modern liberal

In that he is a living breathing contradiction

Wearing a mask while spitting on his fellow countryman

Proving the mask is only a tribal symbol and virtue signal. Not to actually protect his neighbors from his monkey pox
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annie88 said:




Reminiscent of

President Trump, without citing evidence, claimed the following today

President Biden said the following today displaying his shear horsesense and cogent insight
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