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In reply to TexAg1987 • 1:54p, 8/26/24
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Good catch. I was thinking a fountain drink through a straw, but of course it would be a family sized 2-liter bottle.

People like this make it embarrassing to be human...
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In reply to agent-maroon • 2:20p, 8/26/24
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agent-maroon said:
I could never even have imagined someone straight up eating a giant block of cheese, but there it is captured for all the internet to see. Wonder how large of a fructose soda that blobbo will drink to wash down the cheese might be?


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Okay, who did this? And copyright cease and desist letter incoming from Don Henley in 5,4,3,2,...


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In reply to agent-maroon • 2:58p, 8/26/24
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agent-maroon said:
I could never even have imagined someone straight up eating a giant block of cheese, but there it is captured for all the internet to see. Wonder how large of a fructose soda that blobbo will drink to wash down the cheese might be?



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In reply to mooney69 • 3:23p, 8/26/24
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mooney69 said:
captkirk said:

Dang. The shadow of that a$$ weighs 20 pounds.

It ain't easy being cheesy.
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In reply to aggiepanic95 • 3:34p, 8/26/24
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On further reflection...

When most of us sweat, we take note and replace it with increased water intake. So what else would you do if you sweat cheese like this ham planet probably does? Makes sense if you think about it...
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In reply to captkirk • 3:36p, 8/26/24
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captkirk said:
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In reply to Bondag • 3:42p, 8/26/24
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captkirk said:

Thanks to these two posts, I may never eat any cheese again.

And I love cheese. Well, loved cheese. I don't think I can look at a piece of cheese ever again without these visuals coming to mind...which makes me want to puke.
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In reply to captkirk • 3:49p, 8/26/24
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captkirk said:
Humans are amazing! We won! We beat climate change!!!! Oh wait, no it's still changing, but now it's cooling because of us. STOP BIG OIL!!!
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In reply to aggiehawg • 3:50p, 8/26/24
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aggiehawg said:
Okay, who did this? And copyright cease and desist letter incoming from Don Henley in 5,4,3,2,...




That was a really, really well done parody
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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 3:53p, 8/26/24
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captkirk said:
Humans are amazing! We won! We beat climate change!!!! Oh wait, no it's still changing, but now it's cooling because of us. STOP BIG OIL!!!
The melting of the ice cap is cooling the ocean....duh!
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In reply to agent-maroon • 3:56p, 8/26/24
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I thought it was good but I can see Henley's lawyers sprinting into action for youtube to take it down immediately so wanted to post it while it lasts.
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In reply to aggiehawg • 4:14p, 8/26/24
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aggiehawg said:
I thought it was good but I can see Henley's lawyers sprinting into action for youtube to take it down immediately so wanted to post it while it lasts.
Pretty sure that is fair use?

Would be different if done by the Trump campaign, but parody here should offer a lot of cover.

I'm sure youtube will take it down, though. Will probably pop back up on TikTok and X.
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For Kamala
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In reply to BusterAg • 4:19p, 8/26/24
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BusterAg said:
aggiehawg said:
I thought it was good but I can see Henley's lawyers sprinting into action for youtube to take it down immediately so wanted to post it while it lasts.
Pretty sure that is fair use?

Would be different if done by the Trump campaign, but parody here should offer a lot of cover.

I'm sure youtube will take it down, though. Will probably pop back up on TikTok and X.
Agree. Make it harder to find, that's what youtube and google search can accomplish.
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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 4:32p, 8/26/24
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SpreadsheetAg said:
captkirk said:
Humans are amazing! We won! We beat climate change!!!! Oh wait, no it's still changing, but now it's cooling because of us. STOP BIG OIL!!!


Negative. Now we gotta DRILL BABY DRILL! Watch in amazement as Kamala steals yet another policy of Trump's!
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TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
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There are 10 people in my neighborhood I know as their dog's name. But that's how they know me as well

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In reply to aggiedata • 5:55p, 8/26/24
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LOL! I can relate to that. At the first family reunion of The Hubs' family, I knew the kid's names before I knew the parent's names. Why? Because I kept hearing their parents yelling at them over and over and which kid responded.
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In reply to aggiedata • 5:56p, 8/26/24
This is true. I know more about the neighbors dog than I do my neighbors.
The adults are back in charge.
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In reply to Ag83 • 7:48p, 8/26/24
For 20 dollars on amazon, I made all my gas cans like those back in 1999.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 7:53p, 8/26/24
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What the left can't comprehend is the climate has been changing for the last 4 Billion yrs and will continue to change for the next 4 Billion yrs. At which time the sun will run out of hydrogen and become a red giant and earth won't have a climate...
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brad5q said:
What the left can't comprehend is the climate has been changing for the last 4 Billion yrs and will continue to change for the next 4 Billion yrs. At which time the sun will run out of hydrogen and become a red giant and earth won't have a climate...


They can't prove that climate change isn't simply statistical background noise.

And they won't admit they don't have a thermostat either
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Lmao
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There's a naughty version in the comments.
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