*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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They have lied for so long it rolls off their tongue, just like a snake. But, as long as they keep the power, that's ok in their world.
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Not only was it in the '60s this morning in Oxford Mississippi. Apparently they have a beer fairy.

PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.
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WTAF?



I've heard of 'gaydars' but never a 'gay nuke.'
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Independence H-D said:

Not only was it in the '60s this morning in Oxford Mississippi. Apparently they have a beer fairy.

PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.

I see some Modelo and Corona. The rest wouldn't be worth even the free pickup.
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aggiegrad01 said:

Surprised they let him talk that long with a logical statement. Typically they talk over someone making any rational point.
Not even sure what the guy's name is - but he's been on their panels a lot since around the time of the RNC or before - he's always giving it to them good and doesn't hold back. I've honestly only see clips like this of him talking so I'm not sure how they respond to his comments.
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Quote:

PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.
Me too. Some guys from my dorm went out to the wreckage and grabbed a few cases before the cops chased them off.

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nortex97 said:



I've heard of 'gaydars' but never a 'gay nuke.'


Fruit Nuke?
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CanyonAg77 said:

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Even if I were inclined to eat grasshoppers, what's the difference in density?

My wild guess is that a pound of beef fits in your hand, and a pound of grasshoppers fills a paper grocery bag

EDIT: Found a reference that an adult grasshopper weighs about 2.5 grams. So about 180 grasshoppers per pound.

Another reference says an average steer yields about 570 pounds of meat.

One steer = 103,500 grasshoppers.

In the wild, you might find 2 grasshoppers per square yard, or about 4800 per acre. So about 21 acres to support the same weight in grasshoppers as you get from a steer on one acre of wheat.


Doesn't matter b/c they're just going to 3D print your insect paste
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Biz Ag said:

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PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.
Me too. Some guys from my dorm went out to the wreckage and grabbed a few cases before the cops chased them off.



A neighbor was nearly killed in a wreck with a potato truck in the 1980s. Practically before they got him to the hospital, people were out stealing the potatoes


Ghoulish.
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Ag83 said:




Pestilence pounds.
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Biz Ag said:

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PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.
Me too. Some guys from my dorm went out to the wreckage and grabbed a few cases before the cops chased them off.


You may ascertain from my user name that I had a front row seat for said derailment.
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CoppellAg93 said:




This clip is the perfect example of something that would have been nuked to orbit before the 2020 election but now is all over x and keeps getting shared over and over.
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Danny Vermin said:

CoppellAg93 said:




This clip is the perfect example of something that would have been nuked to orbit before the 2020 election but now is all over x and keeps getting shared over and over.

Absolutley. Jack Dorsey Twitter would have throttled this in its crib.
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"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you". Joseph Campbell
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Biz Ag said:


And it's also okay for an Indian to pretend to be black…but it's not okay to question that.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Independence H-D said:

Not only was it in the '60s this morning in Oxford Mississippi. Apparently they have a beer fairy.

PS: old enough to remember the 1982 train car full of beer derailment near campus.



It looks like a good way for the brewery to get rid of their Bud Light.
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CoppellAg93 said:




With CNN saying this and the negative economic numbers released, I am not sure if the MSM is doing something diabolical or if they are being subtle about their dislike of Kamala.
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