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But they only want to take my rifle away
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This chick is very pitiable... it's a cry for help:

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 10:22a, 8/19/24
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This chick is very pitiable... it's a cry for help:


Darwinism for the Win!
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This chick is very pitiable... it's a cry for help:


Darwinism for the Win!

And she goes home drunk and cries to her 4 cats about how life isnt fair.
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In reply to aggiepanic95 • 10:27a, 8/19/24
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Can't find any good men out there...

Sorry honey, the good men were gobbled up in their 20s and early 30s and wanted to start families.
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In reply to nortex97 • 10:46a, 8/19/24
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Once you realize that ALL media is propaganda, it changes your outlook.
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This meme gave me a flashback to these things in stockings.

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 10:51a, 8/19/24
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I watched this like 10 minutes ago, and now I have cartoon Kamala goo-goo gaga-ing (this autocorrected to gagging, but I have a feeling she's got her gag reflect quite under control by now) and laughing in my head nonstop. She'll be following me around all day.

Thanks a lot...
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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 12:02p, 8/19/24
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Can't find any good men out there...

Sorry honey, the good men were gobbled up in their 20s and early 30s and wanted to start families.

I can almost guarantee you that she had opportunities to date "good men" but they weren't good enough for her self-perceived level of hotness. Wasn't a problem until time caught up with her and like others have posted they're no longer available. That ship has sailed.

And why would a political party hate someone for enjoying some random Sunday afternoon? Stupid...
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In reply to Squadron7 • 12:53p, 8/19/24
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They are not extinct.

I ran across a Thesaurus this morning.
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This chick is very pitiable... it's a cry for help:





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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 1:07p, 8/19/24
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Squadron7 said:


They are not extinct.

I ran across a Thesaurus this morning.
Must have been a short run.
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In reply to Whoop Delecto • 2:19p, 8/19/24
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Looks like car repair guy Scotty Kilmer

Never heard of "Beans" or "Even Stevens". I legit thought it was insulting HRC somehow until deciding that wasn't her in the picture...
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Why wouldn't it surprise me if that were from Not the Bee.
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annie88 said:


Welcome to Chicago Democrats! As you move around our beautiful downtown, you will not experience the real Chicago problems because we put a bandaid on them until you leave. Chicago has spent millions to hide its problems for one week. Here's the reality:

1. Chicago has one of the worst mayors in the world. Approval rating is less than 27%. You will hear him lie for 3minutes & 30 seconds straight tomorrow. The real mayor is the president of the public school teachers union Stacey Davis Gates who sends her kids to private schools.

2. Our migrant crisis has us with a billion dollar deficit. They are all over the streets but the city spent money to hide them for a week. While you're here for a few days we will have spent 20+ million on shelters, apartments, food, childcare, transportation, and more.

3. Violence is still at an all time high and we are breaking records for the most car thefts this past year. So please be safe.

4. We have the highest unemployment rate of any large metro city with an urban population. Over 100,000 people are without jobs but we spend millions a day on migrants.

We have a very beautiful city that is plagued with bad leadership. Enjoy your stay, eat at some of our amazing restaurants and party at our best bars and nightclubs. One thing we do know how to do well is have is a good time!

WELCOME TO CHICAGO!
This is one big lie.

Jussie Smollett told us downtown Chicago was MAGA country!

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Look who will be showering Joe Biden with praise tonight!

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