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In reply to TexAgs91 • 8:06p, 8/18/24
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TexAgs91 said:
CanyonAg77 said:
I appreciate the sentiment, but your supporters beating the crap out of opponents doesn't exactly say "I'm not a Nazi"
Google WWII

Google how Nazis came to power
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drcrinum said:

I know an Aggie WFS grad who was preparing her first Thanksgiving turkey, and pulled out that disgusting packet of the neck and giblets. Her first thought was "gross, a baby turkey".

Then she remembered she's had eggs that morning
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In reply to aggiedata • 8:24p, 8/18/24
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aggiedata said:

Was he carrying instruments of Math Instruction?
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This appears to be true

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 8:49p, 8/18/24
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CanyonAg77 said:
aggiedata said:

Was he carrying instruments of Math Instruction?
Well played!
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Not funny; but I hope a lot of people watch and repost this

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 9:43p, 8/18/24
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aggiedata said:

Was he carrying instruments of Math Instruction?
So, they are anti-integration?
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In reply to Ag with kids • 9:47p, 8/18/24
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There are three kinds of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.
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In reply to oh no • 11:19p, 8/18/24
Have unprotected sex.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 11:27p, 8/18/24
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IIIHorn said:
Ag with kids said:
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There are three kinds of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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IIIHorn said:
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There are three kinds of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
There's R-2 kinds of people in this world. Some people speak botchie.
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BusterAg said:
MostlyHarmless said:
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Ag with kids said:
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There are three kinds of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
There R-2 kinds of people in this world. Some people speak botchie.
There are too kinds of people in this world. Stop arguing with me about prejudice and grammar.
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How do we tie this joke to Uranus?
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BusterAg said:
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How do we tie this joke to Uranus?
WTF??
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In reply to Aggie12B • 6:42a, 8/19/24
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Aggie12B said:
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How do we tie this joke to Uranus?
WTF??


It was late
I guess what I meant was that there is probably a funny joke in there about tampons in boys lockerooms.
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zip90 said:
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Didn't Hillary run in '16?

And Who is Kamala Harvest?
Just gotta execute
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In reply to nortex97 • 7:19a, 8/19/24
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First time I remember thinking this was when the news couldn't quit talking about W's lack of gravitas. That was the same cycle my left-of-center mother talked about pollution as an issue for the first time and I said, "I'm a Republican, mom. I like pollution."
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to aggiedata • 8:03a, 8/19/24
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This appears to be true


edit that to "When you hit your 70s . . ."

for KISS members !
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Fun fact, the Kiss lead singer is actually really intelligent (I think he speaks like 5 languages), and owns part of a bar in Plano (by nebraska furniture). I think he's mouthed off about the communists/democrats (including even Obama) a few times over the years, and supported Mitt Romney of all things.

But anyway, back to funny tweets: Joy.

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Welcome to Chicago Democrats! As you move around our beautiful downtown, you will not experience the real Chicago problems because we put a bandaid on them until you leave. Chicago has spent millions to hide its problems for one week. Here's the reality:

1. Chicago has one of the worst mayors in the world. Approval rating is less than 27%. You will hear him lie for 3minutes & 30 seconds straight tomorrow. The real mayor is the president of the public school teachers union Stacey Davis Gates who sends her kids to private schools.

2. Our migrant crisis has us with a billion dollar deficit. They are all over the streets but the city spent money to hide them for a week. While you're here for a few days we will have spent 20+ million on shelters, apartments, food, childcare, transportation, and more.

3. Violence is still at an all time high and we are breaking records for the most car thefts this past year. So please be safe.

4. We have the highest unemployment rate of any large metro city with an urban population. Over 100,000 people are without jobs but we spend millions a day on migrants.

We have a very beautiful city that is plagued with bad leadership. Enjoy your stay, eat at some of our amazing restaurants and party at our best bars and nightclubs. One thing we do know how to do well is have is a good time!

WELCOME TO CHICAGO!
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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