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The guy behind HIS left shoulder is wearing a tuque?Fightin_Aggie said:annie88 said:Five times a day. Every. Single. Day. pic.twitter.com/Ox6JsqrQ9S
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 11, 2024
What is the difference between these two pictures?
I'm gonna send this to HR....
My favorite White Privilege Video! So funny! pic.twitter.com/Hi8vpm4Rlv
— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) August 12, 2024
Man, UT has fallen so far in 102 years.annie88 said:1922: As part of the pre-game activites for the @UTAustin vs A&M football game, the Texas Cowboys brought out an enormous wooden longhorn (a spoof on the legendary Trojan horse) and a sign that compared the fall of Troy with A&M. Alas, the Aggies surprised Texas and won 14-7. pic.twitter.com/8eQCh2gr38
— Jim Nicar 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@JimNicar) August 11, 2024
How many current UT students would know that Troy fell in 1222? How many think that the Trojan Horse is a pornhub movie starring Brad Pitt?
https://twitter.com/***nutz/status/1822708812593180688
why use filters on urls??? it's missing the 3 letters F * K
hint: the missing letter spells the 3-letter bad word that rhymes with DUCK.
why use filters on urls??? it's missing the 3 letters F * K
hint: the missing letter spells the 3-letter bad word that rhymes with DUCK.
This. pic.twitter.com/emN0MVa3KZ
— Chica Tomorrow (@chicatomorrow) August 12, 2024
One More. The answer is ALWAYS One More.
“Show me a Man that gets rich by being a Politician and I’ll show you a Crook…” -President Harry Truman. pic.twitter.com/CC6i9DK1RS
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) August 12, 2024
Oh.. cum on. 🤣🤣🤣
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) August 12, 2024
Tim Walz be like pic.twitter.com/wMJS8hJAki
— THAT SOUTHERN DUDE (@TSDmemes) August 11, 2024
Aggie12B said:
Only thing missing is the bump stock which, according to our president, changes the caliber of the weapon. I mean how cool is that? It's like an anti-gravity device in how it defies the laws of physics.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Why the qualification "informal"? Avid KH supporters are industrial strength, 100% undiluted idiots and there is no need to dance around that for whatever reason.
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Many of you are living paycheck to paycheck.
— Kamala Harris Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) August 12, 2024
You can’t afford gas.
You can’t afford groceries.
You can’t afford a home.
That all happened while I was Vice President.
I actively made inflation worse.
And yet you’re voting for me because I will fix it.
Thank you.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Oh boy, they got him!
Viral image of JD Vance allegedly dressed as a woman in a blonde wig for Halloween from his Yale Law School days surfaces online https://t.co/0GTiTeaZRi pic.twitter.com/NPrA4zRtww
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) August 12, 2024
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Now that's the joke.
X was born on October 28, 2022 and should be a national holiday.
This Fn guy
FAUCI ON COVID: “I got infected about two weeks ago. It was my third infection, and I had been vaccinated and boosted a total of six times.”
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) August 12, 2024
pic.twitter.com/HUUg0VN8yY
This is not the same guy they tried to pass off riding a bike yesterday.
— Florida Breeze 🌴 (@FloridaBreezeFL) August 12, 2024
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Brilliant 😂 pic.twitter.com/UxSr1Rahyk
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 10, 2024
Technically correct, but intentionally misleading.
I spent 6 weeks at Quantico in a PLC commissioning program, and decided I would not continue in the program. I was enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserve for that period, as a sergeant, for pay purposes and UCMJ only.
Technically, I was a Marine.
In reality, oh hell no, I was nowhere near being a Marine.
I could truthfully speak my discharge from the Marines as a sergeant, my time in Quantico, carrying an M-14, doing the obstacle course, etc. etc.
Do I? Of course not. At least without the listeners being fully informed that I was a lowly officer candidate, it was for six weeks one summer, and the only "combat" I saw was fighting over space around the motel pool when we had leave.
I spent 6 weeks at Quantico in a PLC commissioning program, and decided I would not continue in the program. I was enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserve for that period, as a sergeant, for pay purposes and UCMJ only.
Technically, I was a Marine.
In reality, oh hell no, I was nowhere near being a Marine.
I could truthfully speak my discharge from the Marines as a sergeant, my time in Quantico, carrying an M-14, doing the obstacle course, etc. etc.
Do I? Of course not. At least without the listeners being fully informed that I was a lowly officer candidate, it was for six weeks one summer, and the only "combat" I saw was fighting over space around the motel pool when we had leave.
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