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In reply to Biz Ag • 1:28p, 5/1/24
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Biz Ag said:


I don't even know what her dissertation is about but I'm sure I could wipe my ass with it just fine.
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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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annie88 said:
aggiejayrod said:
No! it's a human rights violation if they don't bring the food and drinks to you when you demand it!


Good to know, I do not feel like going to the grocery store today, so I demand that food and drink be brought to me now.
It is more like, "I blocked access to the store, broke in and caused damage to the store and ruined all the food, so it is my basic human right for the store to bring me and my buddies fresh food."
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In reply to TexAgs91 • 2:48p, 5/1/24
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Does he mean "the beat is fye"?
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CoppellAg93 said:

Times must be tough for Ian Ziering after 90210
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Let's see:

1: They dont like freedom of speech and will quite literally jail you for protesting your "wrong opinions". They blame everyone else for everything bad that happens. Black guy robs a store? White man is the problem. Illegals rape a women? White man is the problem for calling it illegal.

2: Don't you dare critique or question the trans agenda, Climate Change, DEI, open borders, COVID masks or mRNA shots either. -- If you question them, you are censored, doxed, or otherwise punished.

3: They aren't exactly open about what the billions to Ukraine etc are really spent on.

4: Well, they claimed Trump was a russian spy. They claimed he would start ww3 or use nukes, that he would take gay peoples kids and put them in camps, said all Mexicans are rapists, that he would be a dictator, is a narcissist who only cares about himself, he said Nazi's were "good people", etc.


5: They absolutely hate christianity, and more recently jews. They want you to subscribe to communism and ONLY that. And yes, it absolutely is a religion to them.

6: They promised peace, but gave war. They promised student loan removal, but didn't. They promised a strong economy, but most are now worse off.

7: You are not to question stuff like "gender fluid", despite evidence of there only being 2 genders being overwhelming. You are not to question communism, despite it having failed horribly in every instance it has been tried.
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[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
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[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
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In reply to JPAg88 • 5:46p, 5/1/24
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JPAg88 said:

That poor dog.
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5:47p, 5/1/24
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I'm not mocking that his son died, but given the way he makes up stories left and right this is a bit funny.

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[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
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[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
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In reply to Raiderjay • 7:29p, 5/1/24
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Raiderjay said:


Need the Schwarzenegger in Commando muscle handshake with Carl Weathers.

Weathers = Gaza Protestors
Arnold = Bama America Counter Protestors
Handshake = FJB
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_pill_and_blue_pill]I prefer the red pills[/url]
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In reply to Raiderjay • 11:59p, 5/1/24
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Raiderjay said:
ironic. Joe Biden ends up being the president he wanted to be after all, uniting America
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The Hamas morons really are straight out of an old SNL skit to me;



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In reply to aggiedata • 7:23a, 5/2/24
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aggiedata said:


This is the American left in a nutshell. No clue how to survive without the people they hate the most. Not even a shred of self reliance in anything they believe. "We're going to rid the world of the evil that is capitalism! Hey, can someone order something on DoorDash?"
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to annie88 • 7:33a, 5/2/24
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annie88 said:

https://americansongwriter.com/meaning-of-blinded-by-the-light-by-manfred-manns-earth-band/

Went ahead and looked this up to understand the meaning.

It really was all just good ole frontier jibberish
The world needs mean tweets

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In reply to nortex97 • 8:29a, 5/2/24
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nortex97 said:
The Hamas morons really are straight out of an old SNL skit to me;




Looks like cultural appropriation to me.

What's next, sombreros and serapes to promote illegal immigration?
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In reply to nortex97 • 8:47a, 5/2/24
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nortex97 said:
The Hamas morons really are straight out of an old SNL skit to me;



She needs to divest herself of food and he needs to divest his tailor.

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In reply to Biz Ag • 8:50a, 5/2/24
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nortex97 said:
The Hamas morons really are straight out of an old SNL skit to me;



She needs to divest herself of food and he needs to divest his tailor.

Cultural appropriation. That still a thing?
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