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Biden calls Pete Buttigieg ''Secretary BootyJuice.'' pic.twitter.com/TWCsvbWiIu
— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) April 11, 2024
The debate on gun control is over, folks.
— rooted.wings (@BrittRooted) April 11, 2024
That’s a wrap🔥 pic.twitter.com/vu1IEE0HQy
If OJ knew he was dying of cancer, he should've provoked a violent conflict with the police and forced them to shoot him. Barack would say he could've been my son, Biden would release a proclamation calling it A Day of OJ Visibility, and Al Sharpton would perform the eulogy.
— Jason Whitlock (@WhitlockJason) April 11, 2024
Biz Ag said:The debate on gun control is over, folks.
— rooted.wings (@BrittRooted) April 11, 2024
That’s a wrap🔥 pic.twitter.com/vu1IEE0HQy
Why is it that the American Left
will never learn from actual victims of tyrannical regimes (like this woman)
that when you attempt to give away the freedoms provided by our U.S. Constitution
you are going down a losing path
and one many previous American sacrificed their lives for to protect those precious freedoms?
I have always said that every person complaining about America and our republic should live in almost any other country on Earth for just 6 months to see how good they have it here.
HunterAggie
The Elko Era has begun
The Elko Era has begun
Because they won't be able to make money.
Because all aspiring dictators view themselves as both benevolent and as the most competent to make your decisions for you.
In their minds the difference is always themselves. The same failed idea will work this time, because THEY are leading it.
Arrogance is always at the center of foolishness and every kind of evil.
In their minds the difference is always themselves. The same failed idea will work this time, because THEY are leading it.
Arrogance is always at the center of foolishness and every kind of evil.
They are able to convince stupid people that free stuff is actually free.
Not sure how serious this is, but do agree Biden is lowest on the Totem pole.
New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder https://t.co/W1Ieu9QvBs pic.twitter.com/bE60t7Q9in
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 12, 2024
Quote:
In "Galactic Lesbians," players step into the boots of Jedi Knight Meg Virks, a fierce and empowered nonbinary warrior with a penchant for both lightsaber battles and smoking cigarettes with her cats. But what sets Meg apart from her Jedi predecessors is her trusty steed: a sleek Subaru Landspeeder, complete with rainbow decals and a bumper sticker that reads "I Find Your Lack Of Sass Disturbing."
"We wanted to create a game that truly reflects the diversity of the Star Wars gaming community," said game designer Karlee Jenkins (Xe/they). "And what better way to do that than to cater to .000001% of the Star Wars fanbase? It's the epitome of representation."
In "Galactic Lesbians," players will embark on a quest to save the galaxy from the clutches of the evil Sith Lord Darth Gigchad, all while navigating the complexities of queerness, oppression, and political activism. Along the way, they'll encounter a colorful cast of characters, including Sapphira's trusty translating droid sidekick, LGBT3-PO.
"I've been waiting my whole life for a game like this," said one excited player. "Finally, I can live out my dream of being a lesbian Jedi with a bedazzled Landspeeder. It's like they made this game just for me and absolutely no one else."
At publishing time, The game still had no preorders.
It's BS. HTH.Quote:
Not sure how serious this is, but do agree Biden is lowest on the Totem pole.
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
Wonder what they were using to base that on. And they are giving Biden at least 20-30 extra points.
Yeah, no one even had IQ before thenQuote:
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
CanyonAg77 said:Yeah, no one even had IQ before thenQuote:
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
Kamala and AOC still don't.
Mooney69
I always refer to him as buttplug but booty juice is betterBiz Ag said:Biden calls Pete Buttigieg ''Secretary BootyJuice.'' pic.twitter.com/TWCsvbWiIu
— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) April 11, 2024
First thing Biden's gotten right in 50 years
The world needs mean tweets
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA
Trump 2024
A 'booty sweat' meme would be good about now.
Ag with kids said:
— juce3434 (@juce3434) April 23, 2022
CanyonAg77 said:Yeah, no one even had IQ before thenQuote:
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
But of course it's perfectly reasonable to ascribe an IQ to someone based on reading their writings, biographies, or second hand anecdotes from 150 years earlier.
Ulysses90 said:CanyonAg77 said:Yeah, no one even had IQ before thenQuote:
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
But of course it's perfectly reasonable to ascribe an IQ to someone based on reading their writings, biographies, or second hand anecdotes from 150 years earlier.
A sense of humor is a sign of a high IQ.
Sorry the joke went over your head
Seriously, that"s why my earlier post asked what they based the video on
Education is not the same as IQ, first off. Neither is common sense as much as that is learned behavior as well.Ulysses90 said:CanyonAg77 said:Yeah, no one even had IQ before thenQuote:
IQ tests were created in the late 1800s.
But of course it's perfectly reasonable to ascribe an IQ to someone based on reading their writings, biographies, or second hand anecdotes from 150 years earlier.
As the saying goes: Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's garden.
A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Biden supporters.
Despite them not knowing what a Biden supporter was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands.
Well, all except for little Timmy.
The teacher looks over to little Timmy and asks, "Timmy, why are you being different again?"
He says, "well, because I'm not a Biden supporter."
"Why aren't you a Biden supporter?"
"Because I'm a Republican"
The teacher snuffs and says, "oh really? Why are you a Republican?"
He responds, "well, my mom is a Republican , my dad is a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
She then says, "Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Timmy smiles and says, "a Biden supporter."
Despite them not knowing what a Biden supporter was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands.
Well, all except for little Timmy.
The teacher looks over to little Timmy and asks, "Timmy, why are you being different again?"
He says, "well, because I'm not a Biden supporter."
"Why aren't you a Biden supporter?"
"Because I'm a Republican"
The teacher snuffs and says, "oh really? Why are you a Republican?"
He responds, "well, my mom is a Republican , my dad is a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
She then says, "Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Timmy smiles and says, "a Biden supporter."
Rongagin71 said:
Not sure how serious this is, but do agree Biden is lowest on the Totem pole.
The dumbest president was more than one standard deviation above the mean and the smartest was 4 standard deviations above the mean?
This is all bull***** IQ didn't even exist we a concept for most of the Presidents.
BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow https://t.co/3OSsGeQKn2 pic.twitter.com/9Vk1SwrAve
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 12, 2024
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