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Tanya 93 said:





Umm, am I missing something? I think the year should be 1975, 1985 at the latest. All millenials were born before 1995...
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Oh lord, if that was still true today my wife would throw a few $20's out the window and hit the gas. I swear she treats the gas pedal like an ON/OFF switch.
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We fixed the keg said:

Oh lord, if that was still true today my wife would throw a few $20's out the window and hit the gas. I swear she treats the gas pedal like an ON/OFF switch.


I used to HATE riding with my older sister when I was 15. As soon as she opened her mouth to talk, the foot came off the throttle. As soon as she shut up and realized she was slowing….down to full throttle.

% mouth open was inversely proportional to throttle position.
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Quote:

% mouth open was inversely proportional to throttle position.

There's a comment in there somewhere... but it's your sister.
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cecil77 said:

Quote:

% mouth open was inversely proportional to throttle position.

There's a comment in there somewhere... but it's your sister.
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Demosthenes81 said:




It doesn't turn out that well.
Mike Shaw - Class of '03
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NASAg03 said:

Demosthenes81 said:




It doesn't turn out that well.
"Safety is the enemy of progress"

I like these guys already.
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Rydyn
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#1 -- This thread should never be on page 2.
#2 --
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BadMoonRisin said:


Crazy ironic given that a major reason why we have the USA is the government coercing cohabitation. It's overlooked, but there's a reason why the 3rd amendment is where it's at. It would be interesting to see this get a court challenge if state governments start forcing cohabitation with migrants. I see little difference between a soldier living in your home versus a migrant when they are both compelled by government. Has there ever been a supreme court ruling regarding the 3rd amendment for all the lawyers out there?
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Poor Canadians are serfs and not citizens after all.
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It's the 4th Amendment. Most people should have learned this when they were 10 years old.

And yet they use their emotions to justify why they shouldnt, they just say that the Bill Of Rights are racist, cuz slavery n ***** We are living in an Idiocracy

We used to call them ******s, now we just call them leftists.
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BadMoonRisin said:

It's the 4th Amendment. Most people should have learned this when they were 10 years old.

And yet they use their emotions to justify why they shouldnt, they just say that the Bill Of Rights are racist, cuz slavery n ***** We are living in an Idiocracy

We used to call them ******s, now we just call them leftists.
It's the 3rd amendment, 4th amendment is search and seizure.
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well ***** it seems like Im the dummy now
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Like I said, the 3rd is so obscure that don't blame you. I had to look it up myself.
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I'll take the self-own, and appreciate you delivering it.

I am capable of admitting that I was wrong -- not a big deal.

The 4th Amendment, though is:

The Fourth Amendment proscribes unreasonable seizure of any person, person's home (including its curtilage) or personal property without a warrant.

I would see forcing illegals into homes as unreasonable seizure.
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Good point.
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hunter2012 said:

BadMoonRisin said:

It's the 4th Amendment. Most people should have learned this when they were 10 years old.

And yet they use their emotions to justify why they shouldnt, they just say that the Bill Of Rights are racist, cuz slavery n ***** We are living in an Idiocracy

We used to call them ******s, now we just call them leftists.
It's the 3rd amendment, 4th amendment is search and seizure.



I was wondering if the 4th would apply as well. Itssupposed to protect you from unwarranted intrusion into your home. Just spitballing , obviously no constitutional scholar here.
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BadMoonRisin said:

I'll take the self-own, and appreciate you delivering it.

I am capable of admitting that I was wrong -- not a big deal.

The 4th Amendment, though is:

The Fourth Amendment proscribes unreasonable seizure of any person, person's home (including its curtilage) or personal property without a warrant.

I would see forcing illegals into homes as unreasonable seizure.


Should have just plead the 5th...
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Can't win for losing, it seems
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Here's the 3rd, which doesn't really apply, unless the Democrats declare "times of war" to be "climate change" bull**** or "newcomers" to be "military personnel".

Described by some as "a preference for the Civilian over the Military," the Third Amendment forbids the forcible housing of military personnel in a citizen's home during peacetime and requires the process to be "prescribed by law" in times of war. This Amendment is not considered controversial and has never been litigated before the United States Supreme Court.
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My wife was/is a math teacher and we are making homemade pizzas for pi day -- I sent her this -- and she snickered. Thanks Tanya. Im running out of pi day memes.
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Rydyn said:

#1 -- This thread should never be on page 2.
#2 --

"We're good." No kidding! As if anyone with an Israeli passport would want to go to any of those countries.
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