*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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TequilaMockingbird said:




Looks demonic to me...
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ravingfans said:

captkirk said:

Good dog




Dog is a hero, but should be trained to be a deterrent instead of waiting and responding...
They're literally training the dog in that video, I'm almost 100% certain the 'kidnapper' is the girl's father. Look at his arm, he has a bite pad for the dog.
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Ha! Should have known
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..sorry - wrong place -
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Bondag said:

oh no said:




Grocery stores are set up where you should be able to walk the perimeter and get everything you need for a healthy diet. Walking up and down the aisles just throws things in the cart you don't need. That is why the store is set up for you to wander and throw money away for things that can sit on your shelf for years.

The perimeter is fresh foods, fresh meat, fresh bread, fresh deli and fresh dairy.

Everything on the aisles is preservatives.
There's a problem with the image... The man wouldn't backtrack after going all the way down the the first isle to get something all the way at the far end of the second isle.



That's better
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ravingfans said:

TequilaMockingbird said:




Looks demonic to me...


When you have a grogan that's so tough, it reverses course and comes out your mouth instead.
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justcallmeharry said:


Too bad he has massive TDS. This helps though.
Mike Shaw - Class of '03
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justcallmeharry said:


Musk, Rogan, et al in Kalifornia: "Those Republican sure yell at clouds a lot"
They move to Texas: "Holy ***** They really were right!"
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NASAg03 said:


Too bad he has massive TDS. This helps though.

Covid broke Gaffigan. He used to be mildly funny, now he's just whiny.
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He wasn't calling out the pedophiles. They were laughing at getting away with it.
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TRM said:

He wasn't calling out the pedophiles. They were laughing at getting away with it.
Even if he wasn't, what's funny about pedophiles?
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Biz Ag said:



POTY!!!
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This is the guy who flew over to attack the judge.

Not taking chances this time.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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annie88 said:

This is the guy who flew over to attack the judge.

Not taking chances this time.



"Hello, Clarice."
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"Hello, Clarice."
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annie88 said:

This is the guy who flew over to attack the judge.

Not taking chances this time.



wouldn't you be mad at the world if your parents saw you for the first time and decided to name you "Deobra" ?
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The Elko Era has begun
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HunterAggie said:

annie88 said:

This is the guy who flew over to attack the judge.

Not taking chances this time.



wouldn't you be mad at the world if your parents saw you for the first time and decided to name you "Deobra" ?



So much this. Hell I think the judge should decline to press charges and express her sympathy for his parents being such morons.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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his parents being such morons.
Parents, plural?

Much more likely some 14-year-old baby having babies.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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