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In reply to buzzardb267 • 4:09p, 12/18/23

buzzardb267 said:
I did something similar with my three girls. On Friday night they were told to wash dishes and clean the kitchen. Saturday morning we were going to be gone most of the day and the kitchen was untouched. We had a side by side refrigerator, so I took a bicycle lock and locked the refrigerator/freezer. I left a not something to the effect "the combo for the lock on the refrigerator is hidden in the house. When the kitchen is cleaned as directed, I will reveal the location of the combo. Signed....Management.

They youngest called about 11:30 to tell us the kitchen was cleaned and they were hungry!

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In reply to annie88 • 5:29p, 12/18/23

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annie88 said:
aggie93 said:
Rev would like a word!

This penguin is the world's highest-ranking military animal.

Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland and is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard.pic.twitter.com/4JADG3eFkX
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 18, 2023

I'd take that penguin over Joe Biden any day.

And over woke asshats like SecDef Austin and General Milley!

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5:39p, 12/18/23

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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8:23p, 12/18/23

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I bet @RubinReport will enjoy this!! pic.twitter.com/mr7RWV72oM
— Andy Sambola (@eastcoastnscan) December 19, 2023

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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8:24p, 12/18/23

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I think this speaks for itself pic.twitter.com/73JlipRvIJ
— Lynette popieluch (@Lynettepopielu8) December 18, 2023

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9:02p, 12/18/23

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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In reply to Biz Ag • 10:19p, 12/18/23

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Biz Ag said:

Wear on the tires precludes a return.

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In reply to aggie93 • 10:23p, 12/18/23

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aggie93 said:
Rev would like a word!

This penguin is the world's highest-ranking military animal.

Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland and is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard.pic.twitter.com/4JADG3eFkX
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 18, 2023

Exactly. Does this penguin have its own mural on a hotel?

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7:37a, 12/19/23

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pic.twitter.com/YyzaxokkKl
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 19, 2023

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In reply to aggie93 • 7:45a, 12/19/23

At first I thought you were talking about the big fat guy in the middle as I did not see the bird in front

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8:33a, 12/19/23

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8:51a, 12/19/23

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oops. had a bad word in it.

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In reply to captkirk • 8:59a, 12/19/23

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captkirk said:

hmm--wouldn't make the news because it's been going on for years, plus it's reprobate and expected behavior. unless of course it is someone other than a RINO or dem...

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9:11a, 12/19/23

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Literal Snowflake

It's not that the question is impossible to answer, it's that he is so triggering and the very act of asking the question is trauma-inducing.

Of course, she walked out, wouldn't you? pic.twitter.com/2VzdZPXpwA
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) December 18, 2023

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9:22a, 12/19/23

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Imagine traveling back to 1989 and telling people Roseanne will be more attractive than Madonna. It's true. pic.twitter.com/2QPH96emGo
— ƤƖҲƖЄ (@Pixie1z) December 18, 2023

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9:27a, 12/19/23

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Ya got that right, Sam!🙄🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/0MgouFv3wF
— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) December 18, 2023

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9:40a, 12/19/23

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Walgreens Cashier Asks If You Want To Round Up To Help Pay For Some Of The Merchandise Stolen This Week https://t.co/vKEPSKHmqE pic.twitter.com/BR405V0oTn
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 19, 2023

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.

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10:43a, 12/19/23

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Hallmark Researchers Say They Are Close To Developing A Second Movie Plot https://t.co/rjFTlXVBkC pic.twitter.com/DmQxqdfoLb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 19, 2023

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10:45a, 12/19/23

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10:47a, 12/19/23

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Apologies. pic.twitter.com/uP65BgNt5u
— Mrs. S. (@hshLauraJ) December 18, 2023

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10:57a, 12/19/23

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If there was any doubt over just how stupid GAZA protesters are … this group is now attacking ALEC BALDWIN, who can’t even get a ceasefire on his own movie set.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) December 19, 2023

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In reply to CoppellAg93 • 11:30a, 12/19/23

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CoppellAg93 said:
If there was any doubt over just how stupid GAZA protesters are … this group is now attacking ALEC BALDWIN, who can’t even get a ceasefire on his own movie set.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) December 19, 2023

Oh, no! If they start bombing the Baldwins the Arquettes better be careful.

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11:36a, 12/19/23

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11:47a, 12/19/23

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12:02p, 12/19/23

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2:47p, 12/19/23

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For Halloween, I dressed up as Sam Brinton 😂 pic.twitter.com/AkAfLEC4jB
— Emily FeDorko (@EmilyWoHaynes) December 18, 2023

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In reply to TRM • 2:50p, 12/19/23

We, as a Country, are OVER if this happens....

Texas will be a blue state in the 2030s.
— Bizlet (@bizlet7) December 18, 2023

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4:15p, 12/19/23

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OMG!! My day is over ….

Who did this😳? This made my day and MY DAY HAS BARELY STARTED😲! Merry Christmas and this 👇 is what I got you😂
pic.twitter.com/2HOqAdWSl6
— Bobby D🎙 (@robertdunlap947) December 19, 2023

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4:31p, 12/19/23

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6:41p, 12/19/23

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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7:58p, 12/19/23

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8:02p, 12/19/23

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