This is true, especially USPS

I so need to use this on my son.

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Biz Ag said:

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And yet, sadly, his vote counts as much as yours or mine. I don't want a poll tax. I want a basic intelligence test to vote. Such as "Name the current presidential candidates and their VP pick." If you can't, then you can't vote.

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I would settle for paper ballots with an actual, proper chain of custody and voter ID.

Anyone protesting the @Titans helmets today because they promote fossil fuels??? pic.twitter.com/3hJydlB5Wj

— Michele Tafoya (@Michele_Tafoya) December 17, 2023

I did something similar with my three girls. On Friday night they were told to wash dishes and clean the kitchen. Saturday morning we were going to be gone most of the day and the kitchen was untouched. We had a side by side refrigerator, so I took a bicycle lock and locked the refrigerator/freezer. I left a not something to the effect "the combo for the lock on the refrigerator is hidden in the house. When the kitchen is cleaned as directed, I will reveal the location of the combo. Signed....Management.

They youngest called about 11:30 to tell us the kitchen was cleaned and they were hungry!

Turns out Reagan's 'conspiracy theory' was right!! pic.twitter.com/Vdz9Ut0tAC

— I am Ken (@Ikennect) December 18, 2023

Every damn time pic.twitter.com/ErVSX1Nnd7

— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) December 18, 2023

CatD11Ag said:

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Turns out Reagan's 'conspiracy theory' was right!! pic.twitter.com/Vdz9Ut0tAC

— I am Ken (@Ikennect) December 18, 2023

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God, I miss Ronald Reagan.

Rev would like a word!

This penguin is the world's highest-ranking military animal.

Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland and is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard.pic.twitter.com/4JADG3eFkX

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 18, 2023

Republicans are mad two guys filmed themselves having sex in the Senate. Democrats are mad they didn’t share the video with kindergarteners.

— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) December 18, 2023

people at work this week pic.twitter.com/9M2bTG4Jv6

— annie-mai (@anniemaisocial) December 18, 2023

Socialist propaganda never changes pic.twitter.com/zbeeYrBeLx

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) December 17, 2023

aggie93 said:

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Rev would like a word!

This penguin is the world's highest-ranking military animal.

Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland and is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard.pic.twitter.com/4JADG3eFkX

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 18, 2023

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I'd take that penguin over Joe Biden any day.

Ok I don’t know who did this but it’s internet gold!
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Jean-Pierre Obama! pic.twitter.com/xwlpKCLaRF

— 🏈🇺🇸Aggie🇺🇸🏈 (@Kwood3020) December 18, 2023