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Okay, now Joe's gone too far...
Cows cause an average of 22 human deaths in America per year.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 20, 2023
I now demand an entire day to remember the Americans killed by cows. https://t.co/IAqkqqHtkV pic.twitter.com/4431w8pw3K
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) November 20, 2023
I can't think of anything more terrifying than being the diver in this situation.
Great White Shark cage breach
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) November 21, 2023
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
'When Her IQ Gets To 75, She Should Sell': GOP Senator Delivers Brutal Assessment Of Kamala Harrishttps://t.co/4lO9PZxLbv
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) November 21, 2023
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Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton https://t.co/I8GxwztPGC pic.twitter.com/42uBZ8ooql
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 21, 2023
OH. MY. GOD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) November 21, 2023
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CNBC has “dismantled its climate desk" amid layoffs and will no longer have a dedicated team to cover our impending doomhttps://t.co/mNAcpLiofShttps://t.co/mNAcpLiofS
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 21, 2023
Today, unfortunately, many Americans have good reason to fear that they will be victimized if they are unable to protect themselves. And today, no less than in 1791, the Second Amendment guarantees their right to do so. - Justice Samuel Alito 2022
You ain't ever met no Martin Luther The King.JB!98 said:
Reminds me of Super Troopers when they're chasing the other cop in the miata.oh no said:OH. MY. GOD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) November 21, 2023
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— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) November 20, 2023
DIVERSITY: Shortly after a Navy P-8A overshot the runway and landed in Kaneohe Bay (everyone survived) I pointed out that the crew was diverse. For that I got a scathing community note saying it wasn’t true. The Navy is very proud of the fact that it’s P-8 fleet features the most… pic.twitter.com/53IVyNZAiE
— @amuse (@amuse) November 21, 2023
DIVERSITY: Shortly after a Navy P-8A overshot the runway and landed in Kaneohe Bay (everyone survived) I pointed out that the crew was diverse. For that I got a scathing community note saying it wasn't true. The Navy is very proud of the fact that its P-8 fleet features the most diverse crews in military aviation. 1st Lt. Hailey Harms, a Marine spokesperson confirmed the crew was both diverse and alive. Because the MSM isn't reporting the identity of the crew the community notes community decided my comment was wrong. Annoying and false. Before you apply a community note make sure you know what you're talking about - your inability to confirm a statement isn't proof it isn't accurate. Note: This crew photo is just the one the Navy distributed to show how diverse its P-8 crews are. They did not share one of the P-8 crew that went for a swim.
The plane… pic.twitter.com/nrBYvkUDx3
— @amuse (@amuse) November 21, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Exactly right. pic.twitter.com/6roH4xuDqE
— •Ɛɱɱყ• (@brixwe) November 21, 2023
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Most diverse?
Not a Y chromosome in the lot of em
Not a Y chromosome in the lot of em
tank silencers are pretty ballsy.Ag with kids said:
Bragging that the least desirable airframe in the inventory has the most women and minorities doesn't seem like the best talking point.
Usually, the best pilots get the plane of their choice, that's often a fighter
Usually, the best pilots get the plane of their choice, that's often a fighter
Can’t think of a better way to depict this guy’s presidency: Lighting shit on fire and then just sitting by watching it burn with a smile on his face. https://t.co/j4BRhwNdS6
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) November 21, 2023
annie88 said:DIVERSITY: Shortly after a Navy P-8A overshot the runway and landed in Kaneohe Bay (everyone survived) I pointed out that the crew was diverse. For that I got a scathing community note saying it wasn’t true. The Navy is very proud of the fact that it’s P-8 fleet features the most… pic.twitter.com/53IVyNZAiE
— @amuse (@amuse) November 21, 2023
DIVERSITY: Shortly after a Navy P-8A overshot the runway and landed in Kaneohe Bay (everyone survived) I pointed out that the crew was diverse. For that I got a scathing community note saying it wasn't true. The Navy is very proud of the fact that its P-8 fleet features the most diverse crews in military aviation. 1st Lt. Hailey Harms, a Marine spokesperson confirmed the crew was both diverse and alive. Because the MSM isn't reporting the identity of the crew the community notes community decided my comment was wrong. Annoying and false. Before you apply a community note make sure you know what you're talking about - your inability to confirm a statement isn't proof it isn't accurate. Note: This crew photo is just the one the Navy distributed to show how diverse its P-8 crews are. They did not share one of the P-8 crew that went for a swim.The plane… pic.twitter.com/nrBYvkUDx3
— @amuse (@amuse) November 21, 2023
In the upcoming Congressional investigation
— Gina Carano 🕯 (@ginacarano) November 20, 2023
Hunter Biden Disappointed To Learn White Powder All Over White House Just Fake Snow https://t.co/rNihRAj3je pic.twitter.com/ba58i7BODa
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 21, 2023
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This would help the big buy immensely...
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) November 20, 2023
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Not true at all...
I’m just glad it’s an actual woman. https://t.co/JGyltvS6Sf
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) November 21, 2023
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Karine Jean-Pierre Claims Biden Is Youngest President Of All Time https://t.co/tDiEEhpLuc pic.twitter.com/wu17BMPLMY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 21, 2023
"When asked about the veracity of her statement, Jean-Pierre was defiantly adamant. "If I say he's the youngest president of all time, you can trust my information," she said. "While we're on the subject, it's also very normal for the leader of the free world to take several naps a day, go outside for recess after lunch, and have members of his Secret Service detail read him bedtime stories. These are all tremendous accomplishments that no other president in history can claim."
At publishing time, Jean-Pierre had also made strong claims that Biden was also the greatest, smartest, most accomplished, and mentally sharpest president who has ever overseen the complete and total collapse of the United States."
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BRUTAL pic.twitter.com/0vsEvPtJrH
— Women Posting L’s (@WomenPostingLs) November 21, 2023
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Hamas left their wives behind, now the IDF has to take care of them. pic.twitter.com/UDG2NWtF6R
— Joel Fischer 🇺🇸 (@realJoelFischer) November 21, 2023
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