The Poll Results Are In: Everyone Hates Chris Christie https://t.co/10Npalf3ZG
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) August 17, 2023
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Scan what?
Is this the future of in-store shopping?
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) August 17, 2023
Whole Foods in Washington, DC, requires you to
1) scan in before entering
2) scan to enter checkout
3) scan to leave the checkout
4) scan to leave the store
🚨🚨🚨
Too much? 🔊 pic.twitter.com/qecQIoyLOa
Triboulet was a jester for Louis XII, the King of France from 1498 to 1515. He is perhaps most famous for slapping the king on the butt. This act greatly angered the king, and he threatened to have Triboulet executed. After taking a moment to calm down, the king decided to spare Triboulet's life if he could think of an apology that was more offensive than what he had just done to the king.
Triboulet went on to say, "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!" While Triboulet's response was clever and indeed more offensive, it broke an order that prohibited anyone from making fun of the queen. The king decided to proceed with the execution but allowed Triboulet to choose how he would die. With his life on the line, Triboulet replied, "Good sire, for Saint Nitouche's and Saint Pansard's sake, patrons of insanity, I choose to die from old age."
The speechless king could do nothing but laugh. He canceled the execution and decided to banish Triboulet.
Triboulet went on to say, "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!" While Triboulet's response was clever and indeed more offensive, it broke an order that prohibited anyone from making fun of the queen. The king decided to proceed with the execution but allowed Triboulet to choose how he would die. With his life on the line, Triboulet replied, "Good sire, for Saint Nitouche's and Saint Pansard's sake, patrons of insanity, I choose to die from old age."
The speechless king could do nothing but laugh. He canceled the execution and decided to banish Triboulet.
This is the new affordable housing market ...
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) August 17, 2023
These are $100,000 tiny homes, with no garages, being built in a new neighbourhood in San Antonio, Texas 🚨🚨🚨
🔊 pic.twitter.com/7gFmBW5sSA
White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) August 18, 2023
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 18, 2023
Ag83 said:— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) August 18, 2023
This! Ugh!
I see you've been hanging out at my boat ramp....Ag83 said:— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) August 18, 2023
annie88 said:
Scan what?Is this the future of in-store shopping?
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) August 17, 2023
Whole Foods in Washington, DC, requires you to
1) scan in before entering
2) scan to enter checkout
3) scan to leave the checkout
4) scan to leave the store
🚨🚨🚨
Too much? 🔊 pic.twitter.com/qecQIoyLOa
Dude doesn't get it or is intentionally being misleading. That's Whole Food's pilot Walkout store. You scan to exit because you don't have to check out. There's an option for a self checkout, but the whole point is to use their walkout technology. The store has cameras everywhere tracking what you select. You scan either the barcode from your Amazon account from the app, your handprint if you've set it up, or a credit card if you have no account. Pick what you want, scan the barcode to get out and you get an email with your bill later. No waiting in line.
There's a Hudson newsstand kiosk in Love Field with the same setup.
I'm not a fan, but picture strolling in, tap your phone, grab your items, tap your phone and you're out. If you get meat, fish, etc by the pound the employee scans the weight to let big brother know how much you got.
One more argument against minimum wage laws...
UnderoosAg said:annie88 said:
Scan what?Is this the future of in-store shopping?
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) August 17, 2023
Whole Foods in Washington, DC, requires you to
1) scan in before entering
2) scan to enter checkout
3) scan to leave the checkout
4) scan to leave the store
🚨🚨🚨
Too much? 🔊 pic.twitter.com/qecQIoyLOa
Dude doesn't get it or is intentionally being misleading. That's Whole Food's pilot Walkout store. You scan to exit because you don't have to check out. There's an option for a self checkout, but the whole point is to use their walkout technology. The store has cameras everywhere tracking what you select. You scan either the barcode from your Amazon account from the app, your handprint if you've set it up, or a credit card if you have no account. Pick what you want, scan the barcode to get out and you get an email with your bill later. No waiting in line.
There's a Hudson newsstand kiosk in Love Field with the same setup.
I'm not a fan, but picture strolling in, tap your phone, grab your items, tap your phone and you're out. If you get meat, fish, etc by the pound the employee scans the weight to let big brother know how much you got.
another from a legend...
that mother pugger is not real pic.twitter.com/xnqvcFgZ7D
— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) August 18, 2023
Aggie12B said:
With Americans Not Buying Into ‘Bidenomics,’ Biden Tries Using Pseudonym ‘Robert L. Peternomics’ pic.twitter.com/V3Y2ydgsBA
— News That Matters (@ThatmattersNews) August 17, 2023
I did a little research into this and it's basically true. Un effing believable!Quote:
Probably in bad taste but it does make you think
What's happening here? pic.twitter.com/PLs9jLc83c
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) August 18, 2023
Trump triggers the riggers.
— TeamThead™ (@TeamThead) August 18, 2023
OK I laughed way too hard at this.
That was funny.
That was funny.
Nm
You forgot the cost of the battery.
$15k to $20k every 100k to 150k miles to replace it.
That's an extra $0.13 to $0.15 cents a mile.
$0.23 per mile is not that different than an ICE in a pickup truck.
$15k to $20k every 100k to 150k miles to replace it.
That's an extra $0.13 to $0.15 cents a mile.
$0.23 per mile is not that different than an ICE in a pickup truck.
Also not a huge EV proponent but 100-150k is the typical warranty period for EV batteries in the US. Not sure we have enough data on what the large-scale replacement interval will be...
Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides https://t.co/C6IJIc64NS pic.twitter.com/HEB41f3ARU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 18, 2023
This is funny.
This guy … repping our military … has more feminine energy than those fat trans people.pic.twitter.com/gYYwHwSE4p
— a God among Gods (@GodAmongTheGods) August 15, 2023
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