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rab79 said:



They were only off by one President.
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annie88 said:

This is hard to believe. Just break the damn window, flip the breaker, disable the app when you get in there.




Big brother is here
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I love me some Coach O

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They're not wrong.


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Again, that makes no sense, all he had to do is flip a breaker, break a window and turn the damn thing off.
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Pride Month Shocker: Bert & Ernie Come Out As Straight

SESAME STREET A dark cloud was cast over Pride Month festivities on Sesame Street, as Bert and Ernie, long regarded as icons by the LGBTQ community, clarified that they are, in fact, just a couple of straight guys who live together.
"We're just roommates," Bert said when asked to describe his relationship with Ernie. "I don't get why my best friend and I can't live together without everyone thinking we're gay. We're just a couple of dudes who share an apartment. He does his thing. I do mine. Don't make it weird."
Though rumors have swirled for decades that Bert and Ernie were romantic partners, they decided the truth needed to come out. "We've heard the whispers for years. How could we not?" Ernie asked. "Do you know how many times we've been asked to speak at Pride events?" It's exhausting. We're as straight as arrows! So neither one of us has met the right woman to get married to and settle down with, so what? Bert's a good guy. I love him…but not like that. Enough with the gay stuff, everybody."
Fans of the pair struggled to come to terms with the news. "Oh come on! They've got to be gay!" said one commenter who seeks to insert gay stuff into all facets of life, including every movie and television show. "I refuse to accept the notion that Bert and Ernie are heterosexual! Where is the representation?! RAAAAHHHH!"
At publishing time, LGBTQ activist groups had begun protesting outside Bert & Ernie's apartment building, demanding that they be gay.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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ALL DAY, EVERYDAY
TyHolden
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this girl said something...

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TyHolden said:

this girl said something...


She.....was talking....?
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Aggie12B said:


"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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I still can't believe the propaganda folks put this out.

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nortex97 said:

I still can't believe the propaganda folks put this out.




They truly have no grasp of even basic economics

If inflation is still above wage growth, families continue to lose breathing room. They just may be losing it at a slower rate than they were a year ago.
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oh no
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Ags4DaWin
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Not scared of her or girls in general....Scared of rape and sexual assault charges. Sorry lady...yall are not worth the risk.
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BQ78
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Naw, just shutdown the left engine and keep on truckin'
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Because guys didn't get accused of rape after consensual encounters back then. It's amazing watching liberal women trying to figure this out. You want an alpha but only in the areas you want him to be an alpha.
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Help out an olds here, what am I supposed to be seeing? I click on it and it goes to Twitter and then I click again and all I get is the photo of Orgeron or the closed caption thing, depending upon where my cursor is.
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BQ78 said:

Naw, just shutdown the left engine and keep on truckin'
With how slow the turbine is spinning I believe it is already shut down.
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Help out an olds here, what am I supposed to be seeing? I click on it and it goes to Twitter and then I click again and all I get is the photo of Orgeron or the closed caption thing, depending upon where my cursor is.
Name a famous historic battle.

Coach O. vs Closed Captioning

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2789241-ed-orgerons-closed-captioning-on-youtube-is-hilarious
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BQ78 said:

Help out an olds here, what am I supposed to be seeing? I click on it and it goes to Twitter and then I click again and all I get is the photo of Orgeron or the closed caption thing, depending upon where my cursor is.
Closed captioning doesn't speak Ogeron....that's the joke
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Doh!
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