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Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations By Threatening To Endorse Their Products

U.S. With corporations now having reservations about hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson in the wake of backlash against Bud Light and Nike, the TikTok personality and trans activist has now begun blackmailing companies by threatening to publicly endorse their products.
"If you don't meet my demands, I'll endorse your product online," Mulvaney said staring threateningly into the camera in a chilling, grainy video sent to one company. "I'll post a full video across all social media platforms, tell everyone to buy your product, the whole works. My demands are simple: $10 million and a Louis Vuitton handbag. You have 24 hours."
The company, which requested to remain anonymous, immediately called an emergency board meeting to discuss its options for dealing with the threat. "We've all seen what happened to Bud Light," one board member said. "If we refuse to cave to these demands, Mulvaney will completely ruin us. We're really being held over a barrel here."
Multiple large corporations reported receiving the same video threat from Mulvaney, with several executives saying the situation was reminiscent of something a comic book villain would do. "I could've sworn this Mulvaney guy is just copying old Joker schemes," said an employee from one company. "Too bad we can't just call Batman and have this thing dealt with."
At publishing time, members of the public relations team at Bud Light were frantically calling media outlets to retroactively claim their endorsement by Mulvaney was, in reality, the result of a terrifying blackmail threat.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

Trudeau Swears This Black Stuff On His Face Is From The Wildfire Smoke

OTTAWA Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is once again finding himself at the center of controversy after he made an appearance in what appeared to be blackface again. Trudeau maintains, however, that the black pigment on his face is just ash from all the wildfire smoke.
"Stop laughing, guys, this is just ashes and stuff! I definitely didn't spread a large amount of it on my face in solidarity with BIPOC men and womxn," said the stammering Prime Minister. "I would never do something like that, because I'm not a racist. I'm an anti-racist. Word to your mother."
Critics contested that even though thousands of Canadian citizens are affected by the wildfires tearing through the countryside, only Trudeau's face seems to be constantly covered in large amounts of black soot. "He's even wearing a large afro wig for some reason," said conservative Pierre Poilievre. "I'm not sure what that has to do with the fires."
"My critics are being ridiculous. My beautiful dark complexion is simply an unfortunate coincidence," said Trudeau. "Namaste."
At publishing time, Trudeau had donned a turban for additional protection from the flames.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) June 9, 2023

When she says her hat “may be a crime against fashion,” I spit my coffee. This is so funny. She is oddly likable actually, but maybe in need of a science class our two. I love listening in on the English arguing… pic.twitter.com/hpVihaEmP3

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) June 9, 2023

TyHolden said:

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When she says her hat “may be a crime against fashion,” I spit my coffee. This is so funny. She is oddly likable actually, but maybe in need of a science class our two. I love listening in on the English arguing… pic.twitter.com/hpVihaEmP3

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) June 9, 2023

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Best Karen video EVER!!!

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— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) June 9, 2023

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— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) June 8, 2023

Not political, but these are really fun to watch.

Great show offpic.twitter.com/FpxAwO3b0l

— The Cool (@ThecoolFigen) June 9, 2023

How to make friends with a black vulture pic.twitter.com/K8JPp2BtBU

— The Cool (@ThecoolFigen) June 9, 2023

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Not political, but these are really fun to watch.

Great show offpic.twitter.com/FpxAwO3b0l

— The Cool (@ThecoolFigen) June 9, 2023

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That's me.

Dance like a complete dork.

Then she runs away...

I'm looking at the OPs Twitter feed I think he did it as a joke but it's honestly very hard to tell these days.

I'm a Brit. We're not allowed guns. We're only allowed to stab one another. Can one of you kind chaps pop one in the post for me? Cheers!

— He - Man (@HeMan64911556) June 9, 2023