*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
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— Amy Moreno (@VivaLaAmes11) May 23, 2023
Too white, still offensive.justcallmeharry said:The search is over. pic.twitter.com/NptBJ5FvgM
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 22, 2023
This explains everything/nothing
Moving from Germany to Australia made me three times more likely to never sit down to pee. Marvelous what data can teach us! pic.twitter.com/3PgArOMrst
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 21, 2023
Gay Man Miraculously Turned Straight By Single Bite Of Chick-Fil-A https://t.co/9uqYsFJYkk pic.twitter.com/mXwHwQd8Z8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) May 23, 2023
"Straight Outta Money."
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 23, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Pretty sure I'd have more important things on my mind than finishing my sandwich in that scenario 🙈 pic.twitter.com/qYbVfc6cb1
— Kate ⚓💣🌊 (@kejamieson_) May 23, 2023
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 23, 2023
Never forget. pic.twitter.com/DJUZJ6Y9h3
— i/o (@monitoringbias) May 22, 2023
Words of wisdom...
Since she is without a brain, her skull is a paperweight.
Kamala Harris: "Without semiconductors, your smartphone would not be a smartphone! It would be a paperweight!" pic.twitter.com/Um68kZsSJq
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 22, 2023
Since she is without a brain, her skull is a paperweight.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.
Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Warning from one of the squad...
Squad member predicts Antifa army will be "in the streets" if the White House agrees to any spending cuts. pic.twitter.com/hARcjJEURj
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) May 23, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
~just a thought...... just, a thought... 🚬 pic.twitter.com/544J2Wliey
— 🅰🅼🅴🆁🅸🅲🅰 🆁🅴🅰🅻 (@AmericaReal3) May 23, 2023
Somebody didn't budget too well.justcallmeharry said:— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) May 23, 2023
"Straight Outta Money."
Gasp! Is she referring to the great American party switch? The switch that supposedly occurred ...after many of our beloved senior democrats, including the current sitting president, had entered politics...as democrats?justcallmeharry said:
The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023
Lmfao this might be the best Community Note we've had so far 😂 pic.twitter.com/DvgNjF05DC
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 23, 2023
California Grants Lakers Reparations Of 10 Extra Points After Playoff Loss https://t.co/yD53ipWT4K pic.twitter.com/MB1p03Mu1W
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
There are some drinks you just don't want anyone to even think you're drinking.
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023
Luckily for you, you can now enjoy a cold, refreshing beverage without anyone reckoning you're a fruit-loop sissy boy.
Get yours ▶️ https://t.co/ZXevDaVXgr pic.twitter.com/zlvn4tejC4
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Does Pee in the shower count as standing?Demosthenes81 said:
This explains everything/nothingMoving from Germany to Australia made me three times more likely to never sit down to pee. Marvelous what data can teach us! pic.twitter.com/3PgArOMrst
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 21, 2023
Shower=standing
Tub=sitting!
Tub=sitting!
AR-15, the Chuck Norris of weapons.
Nobody needs those for hunting. pic.twitter.com/rexVEBhvYD
— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) May 23, 2023
Sanctuary City Bummed Now That It Has To Do The Actual 'Sanctuary' Part https://t.co/myfq61bPQZ pic.twitter.com/eFnZbMzKcZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023
SIAP (Budweiser)
"I'm a transformer!"
"I'm a transformer!"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
— 🇺🇸Chelle🇺🇸 (@hottamali02) May 14, 2023
He tried to tell you!
Budweiser = Transformers 😆 pic.twitter.com/Uv5iKt9vls
California Democrat Gavin Newsom is poised to ban Skittles, alleging they might be damaging to a child’s reproductive system
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 23, 2023
But castrating a five-year-old? No problem.
The prison walls aren’t high enough.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
ANOTHER ONE: Special Assistant to @JohnFetterman says his boss is “okay with overturning the Second Amendment” and handpicked journalists like @karaswisher “will say exactly what you f***ing want them to. #RealJohnFettermanpic.twitter.com/vVhlPaZ4EA
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) May 23, 2023
Is this a real article? I truly cannot tell. pic.twitter.com/m5r5xmw6a3
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
justcallmeharry said:
The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023
Some context:
