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pic.twitter.com/GVZlVKFoh2
— Amy Moreno (@VivaLaAmes11) May 23, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 10:03a, 5/23/23

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justcallmeharry said:
The search is over. pic.twitter.com/NptBJ5FvgM
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 22, 2023

Too white, still offensive.

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This explains everything/nothing

Moving from Germany to Australia made me three times more likely to never sit down to pee. Marvelous what data can teach us! pic.twitter.com/3PgArOMrst
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 21, 2023

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Gay Man Miraculously Turned Straight By Single Bite Of Chick-Fil-A https://t.co/9uqYsFJYkk pic.twitter.com/mXwHwQd8Z8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023

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pic.twitter.com/Jlb0lX7IYz
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) May 23, 2023

"Straight Outta Money."

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pic.twitter.com/GR5OcFOqfx
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 23, 2023

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Pretty sure I'd have more important things on my mind than finishing my sandwich in that scenario 🙈 pic.twitter.com/qYbVfc6cb1
— Kate ⚓💣🌊 (@kejamieson_) May 23, 2023

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pic.twitter.com/KaZ3qGWVPo
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 23, 2023

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Never forget. pic.twitter.com/DJUZJ6Y9h3
— i/o (@monitoringbias) May 22, 2023

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Words of wisdom...

Kamala Harris: "Without semiconductors, your smartphone would not be a smartphone! It would be a paperweight!" pic.twitter.com/Um68kZsSJq
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 22, 2023

Since she is without a brain, her skull is a paperweight.

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The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.

Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023

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Warning from one of the squad...

Squad member predicts Antifa army will be "in the streets" if the White House agrees to any spending cuts. pic.twitter.com/hARcjJEURj
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) May 23, 2023

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~just a thought...... just, a thought... 🚬 pic.twitter.com/544J2Wliey
— 🅰🅼🅴🆁🅸🅲🅰 🆁🅴🅰🅻 (@AmericaReal3) May 23, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 11:49a, 5/23/23

justcallmeharry said:
pic.twitter.com/Jlb0lX7IYz
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) May 23, 2023

"Straight Outta Money."

Somebody didn't budget too well.

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 12:52p, 5/23/23

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justcallmeharry said:
The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.

Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023

Gasp! Is she referring to the great American party switch? The switch that supposedly occurred ...after many of our beloved senior democrats, including the current sitting president, had entered politics...as democrats?

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Oof

pic.twitter.com/PhvmctwTYV
— Mario Lopez (@mariolopezviva) May 22, 2023

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Lmfao this might be the best Community Note we've had so far 😂 pic.twitter.com/DvgNjF05DC
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 23, 2023

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California Grants Lakers Reparations Of 10 Extra Points After Playoff Loss https://t.co/yD53ipWT4K pic.twitter.com/MB1p03Mu1W
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023

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There are some drinks you just don't want anyone to even think you're drinking.

Luckily for you, you can now enjoy a cold, refreshing beverage without anyone reckoning you're a fruit-loop sissy boy.

Get yours ▶️ https://t.co/ZXevDaVXgr pic.twitter.com/zlvn4tejC4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023

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In reply to Demosthenes81 • 3:18p, 5/23/23

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Demosthenes81 said:
This explains everything/nothing

Moving from Germany to Australia made me three times more likely to never sit down to pee. Marvelous what data can teach us! pic.twitter.com/3PgArOMrst
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 21, 2023

Does Pee in the shower count as standing?

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Shower=standing
Tub=sitting!

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AR-15, the Chuck Norris of weapons.

Nobody needs those for hunting. pic.twitter.com/rexVEBhvYD
— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) May 23, 2023

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Sanctuary City Bummed Now That It Has To Do The Actual 'Sanctuary' Part https://t.co/myfq61bPQZ pic.twitter.com/eFnZbMzKcZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2023

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5:23p, 5/23/23

SIAP (Budweiser)

"I'm a transformer!"

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

He tried to tell you!

Budweiser = Transformers 😆 pic.twitter.com/Uv5iKt9vls
— 🇺🇸Chelle🇺🇸 (@hottamali02) May 14, 2023

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California Democrat Gavin Newsom is poised to ban Skittles, alleging they might be damaging to a child’s reproductive system

But castrating a five-year-old? No problem.

The prison walls aren’t high enough.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 23, 2023

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ANOTHER ONE: Special Assistant to @JohnFetterman says his boss is “okay with overturning the Second Amendment” and handpicked journalists like @karaswisher “will say exactly what you f***ing want them to. #RealJohnFetterman pic.twitter.com/vVhlPaZ4EA
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) May 23, 2023

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Is this a real article? I truly cannot tell. pic.twitter.com/m5r5xmw6a3
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 24, 2023

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 12:58a, 5/24/23

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justcallmeharry said:
The brain dead speak, well at least tweet.

Why don’t you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted https://t.co/fiJgIgVZHO
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 23, 2023

Some context:

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