*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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TyHolden said:




Funny someone else mentioned Baylor. This is what it must have felt like as parents were dropping their freshman daughters off at college during the Briles era.
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ravingfans said:

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This is normal. Rape, that is. Owning ducks and chickens is like observing the Baylor football program loose on campus.


I couldn't tell if he was raping or drowning or both???

That's how they mate. Jump on the back and bite the top of the head. Generally they pair off, but in this case, the new girl is getting passed around as a welcome to the pond initiation.

Or welcome to campus.
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justcallmeharry said:







Why the F was he getting his shot at a pediatrician's office??
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Fredd said:

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Why the F was he getting his shot at a pediatrician's office??
No idea - but the sign on the wall says "No Cameras" and he's wearing a mask. Go figure...
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justcallmeharry said:





LMAO at idiots that are still wearing masks.
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https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
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Fredd said:

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Why the F was he getting his shot at a pediatrician's office??
More important question...why the F is that old dude wearing a skirt (not to mention giving some very ****ty medical advice)?

No one, not even the most immunocompromised, should be getting COVID booster shots...should never have gotten the first jab IMHO.
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"This also allows more flexibility for healthcare providers to administer additional doses to immunocompromised patients as needed."

aka this allows pharmaceutical companies (and politicians) to make more money off unnecessary/unethical medical treatments
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painkiller06 said:

Fredd said:

justcallmeharry said:







Why the F was he getting his shot at a pediatrician's office??
More important question...why the F is that old dude wearing a skirt (not to mention giving some very ****ty medical advice)?

No one, not even the most immunocompromised, should be getting COVID booster shots...should never have gotten the first jab IMHO.

He is the Assistant Secretary for Health, one of top senior officials within HHS. Boss of the Surgeon General. Also a Rear Admiral in the Public Health Service, but happens to be mentally ill, believes he is a woman (heavy set and ugly at that).

Ironically, he is clearly too overweight and should have never been qualified to join, or serve in, the Public Health Service (per their regulations, which they have been stricter with lately). Clearly, rules 'for thee, but not for me'. What BS.

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Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
What a clownshow
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I'd be so embarrassed to be from Pennsylvania and have him be my senator
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I'm embarrassed and I'm not from PA
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I think having a stroked out, mentally incapacitated socialist who can't articulate a complete thought as one of only 100 of the highest level lawmakers in the land is a huge "FU" from the cabal of Marxists who enabled and initiated mass-mailed ballot collection to all free and fair democracies worldwide. …it's just not as big of a worldwide "F democracy" shout as the +81 million ballots collected for the world-renowned corrupt and senile empty suit we have in the White House- as these things are becoming too frequent.
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Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7



Remember when casual Friday meant wearing suede shoes like the guy on the far right?
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Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
What is physically preventing him from wearing a suit?
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FDT92 said:

Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
What is physically preventing him from wearing a suit?
Shouldn't he at least get a coordinated hoodie/short combo with the Senate seal on it?

Kinda like the president's casual windbreaker.

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FDT92 said:

Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
What is physically preventing him from wearing a suit?
Being a fat, tub of ****
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FDT92 said:

Ag_07 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CsZ-D_HpnL7
What is physically preventing him from wearing a suit?


Buttons, zippers, belts. You know the hard stuff.
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oh no said:


He's practicing for his next career in soccer...
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oh no said:


The slide at the end was a nice touch. Is that new?
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Quote:

He is the Assistant Secretary for Health, one of top senior officials within HHS. Boss of the Surgeon General. Also a Rear Admiral in the Public Health Service, but happens to be mentally ill, believes he is a woman (heavy set and ugly at that).

Ironically, he is clearly too overweight and should have never been qualified to join, or serve in, the Public Health Service (per their regulations, which they have been stricter with lately). Clearly, rules 'for thee, but not for me'. What BS.
Rear Admiral? You can say that again.
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oh no said:




Did the tree grow there while she was eating?

How the hell did she get in?
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She got in to get to get to the food. She's now leaving the food.

The difference is in the motivation.
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His toughest rival is predicted to be Vladimir Putin, who served as U.S. President from 2016-2020.

"Today I am formally announcing plans to 'finish the job' as leader of the United States," said President Zelensky from the balcony of his $130 million Ukrainian mansion. "Only in America can a poor immigrant comedian achieve his lifelong dream of asking for like three thousand missiles and getting them in a week. I love America!"
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