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Adam Beginning To Suspect Eve Made This Whole Mother's Day Thing Up

EAST OF EDEN After watching his wife unwrap a present from every human on the face of the earth, Adam started to become suspicious that Eve had made up this whole "Mother's Day" celebration.
"It just seems a bit contrived," said Adam. "That's all I'm going to say, okay?"
Adam admitted to being resistant to the concept of "Mother's Day" from the outset, being totally unfamiliar with the concept of even having a mom. "We all have baggage from our family of origin that we bring into marriage," said Adam. "Me, for example - my family of origin consisted of being formed out of dust by Almighty God, so I never had a mom. I didn't even know what a 'mom' was until my mid-thirties. The whole notion is so totally foreign to me."
For her part, Eve steadfastly insisted that Mother's Day is both very real and very mandatory. "DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE CURSE WAS, ADAM??" yelled Eve. "I'm sooo sorry it's hard for you to grow crops now. My pain was multiplied! MULTIPLIED!! I better see some flowers by sundown, or so help me there won't be one more human on this planet!"
At publishing time, Adam had decided to come up with a day called "Father's Day" where everyone on earth was required to leave him alone.

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ravingfans said:
justcallmeharry said:
is it just me, or are all of @RealJamesWoods tweets getting deleted or blocked somehow?
Let's see if this one avoids deletion or blocks...



He deleted this one himself.

This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author.
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Not very funny. The new Mayor of Chicago take office today.
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Zarathustra said:



A broken heart is multi-lingual.

Evidently.
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Ouch - that hurt to watch. Hope it was fake.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 12:20p, 5/15/23
Extra irony on a HSBC HBCU bestowing an honorary degree on a known, devout racist.

All that is missing from Biden's klan outfit from this weekend is the white pointed hood.

Corrected acronym. Biden's speech covering for HSBC aka The Cartel Bank is next week.
"The absence of the word accountability is not the same as wanting no accountability" -unknown

"You can never go wrong by staying silent if there is nothing apt to say" -Walter Isaacson
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Doing the jobs Americans just won't do
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The funniest thing to me is that they didn't even see it coming even though the rest of us did.


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It's also carbon neutral. For each round fired, the carbon expenditure is offset by the potential lifetime reduction in CO2 of a dead bad guy.
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Real life interpretation of the rainbow unicorn gun in Black Ops 4
Wild West Pimp Style
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Why Newsom Cancelled Reparations
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Of course he does. They didn't care about it until it affected them. Then they realize how awful it is, how much it strains our resources and screws over American citizens and now they don't want to play.

Democrats asked for this, so screw them.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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The funniest thing to me is that they didn't even see it coming even though the rest of us did.




The anti-capitalist cafe/restaurant thing is a tired old libtard trope. It has been tried and failed many times over the last few decades and always ends the same way. Bankruptcy.

I would really love to know if they received a business loan from a bank and whether they presented a business plan that included the "pay what you think you owe" crap.
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