*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
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Mormon Wishes He Drank Beer So He Could Boycott Bud Light https://t.co/q1w8YRl65u
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
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Fox News Defamation Trial Over As Jury Votes In Favor Of Dominion 138,000 To 1 https://t.co/PDEIO4plRv pic.twitter.com/3rAGkByWk3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
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WATCH:
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 18, 2023
Biden Administration ATF Director cannot define an 'assault weapon'@RepEllzey: "In 15 seconds, could you define an 'assault weapon?'"
ATF DIRECTOR: "I'm not a firearms expert." pic.twitter.com/lwq5r4HFb6
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"Sir, I am not here to understand firearms, I am only here to take them away from Americans."
This is worthy.
Whoever put "for rectal use only" stickers on Bud Light.... wins the internet today. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WaoeGiIFNX
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 17, 2023
— G (@stevensongs) April 18, 2023
BQ78 said:
"Sir, I am not here to understand firearms, I am only here to take them away from Americans."
An "Assault Weapon" is any weapon possessed by a politcal enemy.
That's an encapsulation of this entire ****ed up administration. They're all unqualified and ****ing idiots
Holy hell they labeled the Tampax box as sensitive content.
Found this at our local Publix in Alabama 🤣 my husband and I had a good laugh pic.twitter.com/ukNEiHrhhZ
— Jessica (@Jessihud17) April 17, 2023
I had a few stacked up.
Edit: Forgot one.
Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.
LOL...ohh..much better.annie88 said:
Holy hell they labeled the Tampax box as sensitive content.Found this at our local Publix in Alabama 🤣 my husband and I had a good laugh pic.twitter.com/ukNEiHrhhZ
— Jessica (@Jessihud17) April 17, 2023
Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet https://t.co/z0P7YcjT8g pic.twitter.com/PVtnI5yrXR
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
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I'm convinced @elonmusk spent $44 billion on Twitter just to troll the media. pic.twitter.com/TVhhdR1Mwe
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) April 18, 2023
Fringe benefit 🤣
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 18, 2023
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Where’s the lie? pic.twitter.com/8IJiqKhLet
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2023
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All right... I don't know what to do with this. It belongs so many different places...
Well done.
Well done.
Bud Light Exec meets with marketing team 👇: pic.twitter.com/5Kenork21e
— Conservative Momma (@conmomma) April 18, 2023
I never thought I’d live to see the day where I can’t tell the difference between a satanic cult and the Democrat party.
— Catturd â„¢ (@catturd2) April 18, 2023
"They kick the Almond towards the Y"
justcallmeharry said:WATCH:
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 18, 2023
Biden Administration ATF Director cannot define an 'assault weapon'@RepEllzey: "In 15 seconds, could you define an 'assault weapon?'"
ATF DIRECTOR: "I'm not a firearms expert." pic.twitter.com/lwq5r4HFb6
Guess that means he needs to STFU then.
Does Justin Jones know there are no Oscars in politics? https://t.co/lJra4bE5YC
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 18, 2023
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The part where she says "they cut down trees" reminded me of the old Monty Python Lumberjack Song. Again, this was back when this sort of thing was so ridiculous that it was considered comedy.Rydyn said:
All right... I don't know what to do with this. It belongs so many different places...
Well done.Bud Light Exec meets with marketing team 👇: pic.twitter.com/5Kenork21e
— Conservative Momma (@conmomma) April 18, 2023
I DO NOT HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO HILLARY CLINTON’S ARREST. https://t.co/f6F17YTIwu pic.twitter.com/0qlRaBuzTK
— Jenna Ellis 🇺🇸 (@JennaEllisEsq) April 18, 2023
Watch out!Zarathustra said:
Gotcha!Checkmate Christians 😎 pic.twitter.com/b9sKiGqUw7
— Males In Disguise (@MalesInDisguise) April 17, 2023
The logic is extremely poor with this one!
Sadly, that thing is about to fart around and find out...
for eternity...
for eternity...
So this is how Fetterman made it back to the Senate!! 🤪 Private short bus! 😆I guess his wife had the car!🤣🤣😆🤣 pic.twitter.com/cozBk6EvIw
— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) April 18, 2023
— RAD #PARAWERX team member. (@0uttaBubblegumz) April 19, 2023
— CornPop ☠(@RealC0rnP0p) April 18, 2023
— Anarchopia (@anarchopia) April 19, 2023
Taxation is theft. pic.twitter.com/eZc12iEoZu
— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) April 18, 2023
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) April 18, 2023