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"ROGER - OUT"
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— xɪ/ᴘᴜᴛɪɴ 🅉🇷🇺🇨🇳🇸🇾🇵🇸🇮🇷 USA=Satan (@DeathConEnjoyer) April 16, 2023
"ROGER - OUT"
I love that!
Back in the late 60s Dad was an engineer on a couple of pipelines up in Canada and Alaska. The concerns about permaforst being melted, etc, led to the pipelines being elevated. But then the complaint was interfering with caribou migrations and a decline in the populations. Turned out the caribou loved the warmth, congregated around the pipelines and the population increased.
Nature finds a way.
Back in the late 60s Dad was an engineer on a couple of pipelines up in Canada and Alaska. The concerns about permaforst being melted, etc, led to the pipelines being elevated. But then the complaint was interfering with caribou migrations and a decline in the populations. Turned out the caribou loved the warmth, congregated around the pipelines and the population increased.
Nature finds a way.
buzzardb267 said:
What do they use to prevent cat-buildup???
Turn up the microwave?
Poor cold kitties.
Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift https://t.co/BE63pUkGgt
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 17, 2023
buzzardb267 said:
If you can't cross the street safely without cross walks, maybe you should apply for the Darwin Award!
And "blacks, brown, Americans, private citizens and rural citizens"? I guess I need to get Mayor Pete to put in cross walks on our rock road here in Young County.
I repeat....that is the biggest load of BS and pandering I have ever heard....Sleepy Joe excepted!
That's all this little moron talks about is racism. Even where it doesn't exist. Even Reverend Al is looking at him like, you're a dumb ass.
— Paul USMC Veteran (@HereMock) April 17, 2023
Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label pic.twitter.com/lU1EWf76Zu
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 18, 2023
Which was caused by racism.....duh
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As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection.
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Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret.
We need faith affirming care.
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Checkmate Christians 😎 pic.twitter.com/b9sKiGqUw7
— Males In Disguise (@MalesInDisguise) April 17, 2023
Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race https://t.co/kuRQYZy5D8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
Soon to be Not The Bee.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) April 17, 2023
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Chuck Schumer brings the cringe to his press conference:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 17, 2023
"Welcome back! Who's happy to be here? Raise your hands!"
*silence* pic.twitter.com/OaasK42Od1
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— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) April 18, 2023
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Do you have a penis and testicles? If yes, you’re a man. Compete as a man or a separate “trans” category. I support women’s athletics!! https://t.co/SBvfVLUL5g
— Dean Cain (@RealDeanCain) April 18, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
And only the BIPOC lanes will have crosswalks and street light....reparations you know!justcallmeharry said:Buttigieg Proposes Separate Highway Lanes For Each Race https://t.co/kuRQYZy5D8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 18, 2023
"ROGER - OUT"
Call me whatever names you want. I am speaking the truth. And neither I nor the millions of other women (and men) who believe in biology/reality/fairness will be dissuaded by your attempts to marginalize us with words like “transphobic.” https://t.co/C959XLUbx0
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) April 18, 2023
Next generation of dishes will come with a "release the Doges" feature.ravingfans said:buzzardb267 said:
What do they use to prevent cat-buildup???
Whoever put "for rectal use only" stickers on Bud Light.... wins the internet today. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WaoeGiIFNX
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 17, 2023
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