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Good grief!White House Press Secretary Unveils Special Hotline for LGTQI+ Human Children Who Are Suffering From The Anti-LGBTQ Legislation Being Implemented Across the Country
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 6, 2023
JEAN-PIERRE: "This is a new service the Biden administration is PROUD to offer during these incredibly hard times… pic.twitter.com/4G9POC634M
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Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses
ST. LOUIS, MO In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.
"We feel this is a natural next step," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brandan Whitworth. "If we're going to bend reality and ignore all basic understanding of science and biology with our Bud Light brand, then it only makes sense to make that philosophy consistent across our other brands, including the classic Budweiser advertising campaigns."
The beverage giant scoured the nation in search of dairy cows that live their lives as horses. "I was very excited to receive a phone call from the Budweiser marketing folks," said dairy farmer Ed Herman. "I just can't get this group of cows to produce any milk because they insist on pretending to be horses. I was ready to put down the whole lot of 'em, but now they can actually make me some money with this ad campaign."
Budweiser marketing executives have mapped out an extensive campaign that will culminate in an emotionally stirring commercial during next year's Super Bowl broadcast. "We really want to tug on everyone's heartstrings," said the company's marketing spokesperson Katie MacDonell. "We're absolutely certain that everyone in the country will be excited to follow the journey these proud horses embark on to discover their true inner species."
At publishing time, Anheuser-Busch was reportedly also in discussions to replace the famous "Bud-Weis-Errrrrr" frogs with a group of gay frogs that were spoken about by conservative media personality Alex Jones.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
ST. LOUIS, MO In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.
"We feel this is a natural next step," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brandan Whitworth. "If we're going to bend reality and ignore all basic understanding of science and biology with our Bud Light brand, then it only makes sense to make that philosophy consistent across our other brands, including the classic Budweiser advertising campaigns."
The beverage giant scoured the nation in search of dairy cows that live their lives as horses. "I was very excited to receive a phone call from the Budweiser marketing folks," said dairy farmer Ed Herman. "I just can't get this group of cows to produce any milk because they insist on pretending to be horses. I was ready to put down the whole lot of 'em, but now they can actually make me some money with this ad campaign."
Budweiser marketing executives have mapped out an extensive campaign that will culminate in an emotionally stirring commercial during next year's Super Bowl broadcast. "We really want to tug on everyone's heartstrings," said the company's marketing spokesperson Katie MacDonell. "We're absolutely certain that everyone in the country will be excited to follow the journey these proud horses embark on to discover their true inner species."
At publishing time, Anheuser-Busch was reportedly also in discussions to replace the famous "Bud-Weis-Errrrrr" frogs with a group of gay frogs that were spoken about by conservative media personality Alex Jones.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Biden admin finally admits errors in 2021 Afghanistan withdrawal, but blames everything on a certain bad Orange Man
A biological man fractures a woman’s skull. We used to call this violence against women. Now we call it a victory for trans rights.
— Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) April 6, 2023
Listen to the “woman’s” voice at the end. The trans cult is a mental health epidemic in our country and it needs to stop. pic.twitter.com/cuKiA5cibo
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I warned about this slippery slope…This woman identifies as black…she’s going through with the surgeries…does anyone in the 2SLGBTQI+LMNOP community care to comment? pic.twitter.com/ZSojLsZ4MB
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Lockdowns met little resistance in part because they reinforced existing power structures. The rich got richer, the Zoom class got a vacation, workers got stimulus, while some business owners, their employees, and the most vulnerable had to sacrifice everything for this fantasy.
— Michael P Senger (@michaelpsenger) April 5, 2023
Never forget what they did to kids...
A healthy society nurtures and cherishes its children.
— Daniel Kotzin (@danielkotzin) April 6, 2023
A sick society neglects and disapproves of its children.
A free society recognizes that parental rights are human rights.
A totalitarian society turns children against their parents.
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) April 6, 2023
Watch out Rachel Dolezal... you have been one upped!ravingfans said:I warned about this slippery slope…This woman identifies as black…she’s going through with the surgeries…does anyone in the 2SLGBTQI+LMNOP community care to comment? pic.twitter.com/ZSojLsZ4MB
— Dan Dicks (@DanDicksPFT) April 5, 2023
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It's a long 3 days. But Sunday is coming! 🙏🏼😉#GoodFriday pic.twitter.com/1AuSOmykLC
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KJP gets steamrolled after pushing White House support for "fierce" trans kids who "fight back" in wake of Nashville school shooting https://t.co/h5yzn38mwl
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