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In reply to ravingfans • 5:35a, 4/6/23

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ravingfans said:

These all-female reboots are getting out of control now with Lost In Space

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In reply to ravingfans • 7:41a, 4/6/23

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Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….

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8:24a, 4/6/23

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And why do they think an all women crew would mean no sex for a year and a half.

On that note, I wonder what the video right would sell for?

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In reply to magnumtmp • 8:24a, 4/6/23

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magnumtmp said:
ravingfans said:

Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….

Yeah but by the time they get to Mars at least one of them won't be talking to the others.

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In reply to magnumtmp • 8:29a, 4/6/23

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magnumtmp said:
ravingfans said:

Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….

How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?

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In reply to TexAg1987 • 8:43a, 4/6/23

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TexAg1987 said:
BQ_90 said:
aTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.

In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023

I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a package
They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.

He also got an HOA letter in that time

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 8:49a, 4/6/23

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SpreadsheetAg said:
TexAg1987 said:
BQ_90 said:
aTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.

In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023

I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a package
They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.

He also got an HOA letter in that time

And then the homeowner lost his house because of (1) excessive and unsightly snow buildup, (2) "guest" parked the wrong way and (3) noise.

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In reply to HtownAg92 • 9:18a, 4/6/23

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How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?

Or the turn signal?

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In reply to LeonardSkinner • 9:22a, 4/6/23

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Only queer at the pier.

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In reply to pagerman @ work • 9:39a, 4/6/23

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pagerman @ work said:
magnumtmp said:
ravingfans said:

Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….

Yeah but by the time they get to Mars at least one of them won't be talking to the others.

That is why you send two or four of them. If you send three it will be two against one before they hit orbit.

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In reply to SpreadsheetAg • 9:40a, 4/6/23

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SpreadsheetAg said:
TexAg1987 said:
BQ_90 said:
aTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.

In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023

I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a package
They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.

He also got an HOA letter in that time

Underrated post.

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11:29a, 4/6/23

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11:56a, 4/6/23

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Time for impeachment?

VP Biden‘s Former Assistant: Classified Docs Left Unlocked at UPenn https://t.co/xHGk5DpYF7 via @BreitbartNews
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) April 6, 2023

JEAN-PIERRE: "The President is a president that follows the law. Haha."

Really, does President Biden always follow the law? pic.twitter.com/1wxdJAMTgH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 5, 2023

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11:59a, 4/6/23

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Oops! Missed a spot! 🧼 pic.twitter.com/y0SyCbVDd8
— The Predictament 🪳 (@thepredictament) April 6, 2023

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12:03p, 4/6/23

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Never hire a man for a woman’s job.

pic.twitter.com/Gtts38XKYj
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) April 5, 2023

🥜 pic.twitter.com/8ceWty5oeV
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In reply to ravingfans • 12:05p, 4/6/23

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Are they saying women can't have sex with each other?

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12:09p, 4/6/23

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New report says Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer scores because "audiences found queer stories off-putting" https://t.co/dBYvkeyXS1
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 6, 2023

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I have to share something hilarious with you guys.

I’m in Iowa with hundreds of voters tonight for a rally. There was an open bar that RAN OUT of beer…

Except for one brand… @budlight

Go woke, go BROKE. Sad!
— Kari Lake (@KariLake) April 6, 2023

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:29p, 4/6/23

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justcallmeharry said:
New report says Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer scores because "audiences found queer stories off-putting" https://t.co/dBYvkeyXS1
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 6, 2023

I would bet that Amazon isn't the only one doing it.

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2:33p, 4/6/23

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Good grief!

White House Press Secretary Unveils Special Hotline for LGTQI+ Human Children Who Are Suffering From The Anti-LGBTQ Legislation Being Implemented Across the Country

JEAN-PIERRE: "This is a new service the Biden administration is PROUD to offer during these incredibly hard times… pic.twitter.com/4G9POC634M
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 6, 2023

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2:35p, 4/6/23

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This is what protesters in my district in Northwest Georgia look like when they are protesting Kamala Harris coming to town, trying to take credit for jobs that President Trump and Governor Kemp created in Georgia back in 2019.

Versus the Antifa style protesting mob of perverts,… pic.twitter.com/U4FDV7tuSq
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) April 6, 2023

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In reply to HtownAg92 • 3:14p, 4/6/23

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HtownAg92 said:
magnumtmp said:
ravingfans said:

Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?

Then there's always that pesky "Check engine" light….."Oh that? That's been on for the last 123,000 miles. I just thought it could wait."

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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 3:18p, 4/6/23

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Martin Q. Blank said:
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Are they saying women can't have sex with each other?

Who at NASA had the audacity to label four humans as female or women? Did they not get the memo? This is a complicated question of biology and psychology that no one is intelligent enough or even authorized to determine.

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106-year-old woman tells her secret to a long life: "Live and Don’t Die" https://t.co/aJhj6UdrhM
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 6, 2023

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In reply to Demosthenes81 • 4:40p, 4/6/23

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Demosthenes81 said:
106-year-old woman tells her secret to a long life: "Live and Don’t Die" https://t.co/aJhj6UdrhM
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 6, 2023

She's not wrong.

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justcallmeharry said:
Good grief!

White House Press Secretary Unveils Special Hotline for LGTQI+ Human Children Who Are Suffering From The Anti-LGBTQ Legislation Being Implemented Across the Country

JEAN-PIERRE: "This is a new service the Biden administration is PROUD to offer during these incredibly hard times… pic.twitter.com/4G9POC634M
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 6, 2023

What is the phone number?

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6:01p, 4/6/23

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