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These all-female reboots are getting out of control now with Lost In Space
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These all-female reboots are getting out of control now with Lost In Space
ravingfans said:
Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
And why do they think an all women crew would mean no sex for a year and a half.
On that note, I wonder what the video right would sell for?
On that note, I wonder what the video right would sell for?
magnumtmp said:ravingfans said:
Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
Yeah but by the time they get to Mars at least one of them won't be talking to the others.
How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?magnumtmp said:ravingfans said:
Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
TexAg1987 said:They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.BQ_90 said:I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a packageaTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023
He also got an HOA letter in that time
And then the homeowner lost his house because of (1) excessive and unsightly snow buildup, (2) "guest" parked the wrong way and (3) noise.SpreadsheetAg said:TexAg1987 said:They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.BQ_90 said:I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a packageaTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023
He also got an HOA letter in that time
Or the turn signal?Quote:
How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?
Only queer at the pier.
pagerman @ work said:magnumtmp said:ravingfans said:
Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
Yeah but by the time they get to Mars at least one of them won't be talking to the others.
That is why you send two or four of them. If you send three it will be two against one before they hit orbit.
SpreadsheetAg said:TexAg1987 said:They showed up because he parked off street facing the wrong way.BQ_90 said:I'm actually shocked the police showed up for just trying to steal a packageaTm2004 said:
I guess this can be political.In my administration stealing someone's package outside their house will be punished the same as stealing someone's 100k car. It's not the value, it's the intent. I domt care if that package just contained a 20 dollar t-shirt. Also, this video is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/Mt2KnoBTho
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) April 4, 2023
He also got an HOA letter in that time
Underrated post.
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Are they saying women can't have sex with each other?ravingfans said:
New report says Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer scores because "audiences found queer stories off-putting" https://t.co/dBYvkeyXS1
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I would bet that Amazon isn't the only one doing it.justcallmeharry said:New report says Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer scores because "audiences found queer stories off-putting" https://t.co/dBYvkeyXS1
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ravingfans said:
Good grief!
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HtownAg92 said:How many weeks into the trip will one of them remember to turn off the emergency brake?magnumtmp said:ravingfans said:
Well, at least they'll be willing to stop and ask for directions….
Then there's always that pesky "Check engine" light….."Oh that? That's been on for the last 123,000 miles. I just thought it could wait."
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Martin Q. Blank said:Are they saying women can't have sex with each other?ravingfans said:
Who at NASA had the audacity to label four humans as female or women? Did they not get the memo? This is a complicated question of biology and psychology that no one is intelligent enough or even authorized to determine.
106-year-old woman tells her secret to a long life: "Live and Don’t Die" https://t.co/aJhj6UdrhM
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She's not wrong.Demosthenes81 said:106-year-old woman tells her secret to a long life: "Live and Don’t Die" https://t.co/aJhj6UdrhM
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 6, 2023
justcallmeharry said:
Good grief!White House Press Secretary Unveils Special Hotline for LGTQI+ Human Children Who Are Suffering From The Anti-LGBTQ Legislation Being Implemented Across the Country
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 6, 2023
JEAN-PIERRE: "This is a new service the Biden administration is PROUD to offer during these incredibly hard times… pic.twitter.com/4G9POC634M
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