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justcallmeharry
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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https://instagr.am/p/CqD7NQupYvO
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In reply to oh no • 5:27p, 3/21/23
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oh no said:
One of my favorite movies repurposed.
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What the hell does who you sleep with have to do with foreign policy

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In reply to justcallmeharry • 7:29p, 3/21/23
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justcallmeharry said:


Four BOOBs!!!

What do I win????
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 7:31p, 3/21/23
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justcallmeharry said:


Unfortunately, Life has become one Big "Not The Bee" article...
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Since there was a little misunderstanding, about my intention, with the second clip here, I know nothing is going to happen, but seriously it would be funny if something like this happened.



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In reply to ravingfans • 7:54p, 3/21/23
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One of the responses on Twitter was three c**k suckers.
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In reply to annie88 • 8:03p, 3/21/23
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Yeah, that one wins.
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Caption this.

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In reply to annie88 • 9:09p, 3/21/23
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Kernel Sanders head is imploding from the gravitational force of those thighs.
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In reply to annie88 • 9:18p, 3/21/23
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That's gotta be somewhere in Mississippi.
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annie88 said:
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https://instagr.am/p/CqBbMW9JJkc
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In reply to annie88 • 9:30p, 3/21/23
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We're not doing the no shoes, no shirt, no service thing anymore?
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When the least absurd thing about the person ordering their dinner is the fact that they are barefoot
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In reply to The Brazos Kid • 9:36p, 3/21/23
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annie88 said:
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That's gotta be somewhere in Mississippi.


I honor the commitment. No half ass effort going on here. At least three whole asses worth of effort
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9:58p, 3/21/23
The gal behind the register looks nervous. She's triple checking the order to make sure it's correct…
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annie88 said:
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Origin of the saying " Crack Kills".
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Hoping they don't run out of chicken or that girl might mistake her for white meat.
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In reply to oh no • 10:57p, 3/21/23
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oh no said:
Remember when the Left liked to call it "Murica" to mock the supposedly stupid Right?
Divisive name calling is not funny in my book, but it does tell one something about those who do it.
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FBI, CIA Relieved They No Longer Have To Travel Abroad To Turn Countries Into Banana Republics

WASHINGTON, D.C. Morale at the FBI has reportedly never been higher because agents no longer have to travel abroad to turn countries into banana republics.
FBI Director Christopher Wray restructured the bureau to fit a new objective that allows employees to spend more time at home with their families. "In the bureau, we always say family is first, but we haven't really been living that ideal," Wray said in a statement. "We have been working closely with the CIA to topple regimes and cripple economies, but we lost sight of what this is really all about toppling regimes and crippling economies right here on our own soil!"
"How did we miss this for so long?"
Agents are grateful for the extra time they get to spend with their families while focusing the bureau's energy on important matters like prosecuting traditional extremist Catholics and former presidents with the last name of "Trump."
"I'll miss the frequent flier miles. It was a great job perk," admitted Special Agent Dana Barr, "but I'm excited to hunt down parents who attend school board meetings and totally demolish their life savings. And to get Trump. That's why I got into this line of work!"
One agent, who only spoke with us from the shadows while cigarette smoke swirled around him ominously said, "Really, we have a lot to do here. We've been so worried about other countries that we forgot about destroying our own. America first!"
"Between burning up food processing plants, derailing trains, and sabotaging the banking world we're swamped!" he added. "And we still have to get that next Trump rally."
The agencies reported they are closing in on former President Trump and will be perp-walking him for the cameras any day now.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to oh no • 12:29a, 3/22/23
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oh no said:
I think they got America and dumb****istan mixed up on the map
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oh no said:
Hey "America". We need to see your passport before you can travel to the other parts of "America". Please pull your vehicle over to that area to the left and we'll deal with you in a few...

Oh...and don't **** with us. All the nukes are in OUR territory.
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In reply to Ag with kids • 1:01a, 3/22/23
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oh no said:
Hey "America". We need to see your passport before you can travel to the other parts of "America". Please pull your vehicle over to that area to the left and we'll deal with you in a few...

Oh...and don't **** with us. All the nukes are in OUR territory.
And the O&G and refineries.
And most of the minerals that matter.
And the best farmland.
And the Mississippi River basin.

Where do I sign?
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Yep.
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In reply to annie88 • 7:48a, 3/22/23
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Fowl ball

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