oh no said:The only reason Harris started showing interest in Epstein is that she heard he was hung 🥴
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In Response To Shooting Charges, Alec Baldwin Pleads Democrat https://t.co/thBB5K5SJ3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 23, 2023
NEW YORK, NY In response to an involuntary manslaughter charge stemming from a tragic shooting on the set of the movie Rust, Alec Baldwin's attorneys have announced that their client plans to enter a plea of "Democrat."
"Yes, my client did discharge a firearm that killed one person and injured another, but he is, after all, a Democrat," said a representative for the defense counsel. "Surely a valiant Left-wing hero like Alec, who has championed Democrat policies his whole life, deserves a second chance. We have full confidence the jury will see this and make the right decision."
Sources familiar with the case confirmed that Baldwin is, in fact, an important Democrat, which could make him immune from conviction in a state like New York.
"These charges should be dropped immediately. He's a Democrat, for goodness sake!" said legal expert Lamden O'Tool. "Did you see how many charges against Andrew Cuomo were dropped? That's right--ALL of them. Besides, have you seen Alec Baldwin's Trump impression? GENIUS! Come on people, have some humanity!"
At publishing time, Baldwin's defense team had made a motion to dismiss the case on the basis that he's also a very important movie star
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Is love to see the original news story and learn what is "magical" about the turd-Richard
Still can’t believe Nancy Pelosi hired an exorcist to get the demons out of her house. Although it’s nice to see someone talking to dead people besides Joe Biden.
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🚨 Breaking: A new more dangerous Covid variant has been detected. It's called BS-24/7. It attacks common sense and destroys evidence-based medicine. It's spread via mainstream media, Fauci, and CDC.
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) January 23, 2023
I've gone through life thinking I was one of only a handful of people in an empty theater blessed to witness the Gymkata.rab79 said:nortex97 said:A bit of random Belarusian chaos, enjoy pic.twitter.com/oLo0h5PDqY
— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) January 22, 2023
Caution, war/military training is the topic here, and that shouldn't be funny.
But I laughed many times at that.
“We don't have a government of the people, by the people, for the people. We have government of the people, by the bureaucrats, for the bureaucrats.”
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-Milton Friedman
There's a pretty good "How did this get made?" Podcast on Gymkata
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Monday’s Dad joke: How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
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Why is Black History Month always about ancient history when we were slaves and struggling, and never about recent history and HOW FAR WE’VE COME AS A PEOPLE?
— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) January 23, 2023
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White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
WASHINGTON, D.C. In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: "1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President's House."
"From day one, the President has been very clear that going even one day without illegal materials being found at his home is a feat worth celebrating," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "We are proud to celebrate with the entire Biden family as we recognize somehow making it through an entire 24-hour period without more documents turning up!"
"Congratulations, Mr. President!"
Sources in Washington confirmed there will be a ceremony and a few remarks by the President this evening to celebrate the occasion. The ceremony will include some classified documents cake and some classified documents origami displays followed by a special reading of the classified documents.
UPDATE: The White House has been forced to take the banner down and cancel all festivities as more classified documents have been found at the President's home.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. In recognition of Biden's tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: "1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President's House."
"From day one, the President has been very clear that going even one day without illegal materials being found at his home is a feat worth celebrating," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "We are proud to celebrate with the entire Biden family as we recognize somehow making it through an entire 24-hour period without more documents turning up!"
"Congratulations, Mr. President!"
Sources in Washington confirmed there will be a ceremony and a few remarks by the President this evening to celebrate the occasion. The ceremony will include some classified documents cake and some classified documents origami displays followed by a special reading of the classified documents.
UPDATE: The White House has been forced to take the banner down and cancel all festivities as more classified documents have been found at the President's home.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) January 24, 2023
oh no said:— Declaration of Memes (@libertycappy) January 24, 2023
An armed society is a polite society.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Because more females are using urinals, I believe urinal cakes should have fragrances like Lilic Blossom, Coconut Beach, and Rainy Day. pic.twitter.com/uh5rlNDwDe
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) January 24, 2023
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— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 24, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Batch Of Classified Documents Found On Walmart Clearance Shelf https://t.co/n3GJLhsvc0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 23, 2023
oh no said:The only reason Harris started showing interest in Epstein is that she heard he was hung 🥴
— The Nasty Italian🍷🇺🇸 🇮🇹 (@sayitnspinit) January 23, 2023
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i hope universal healthcare gets implemented so that we can all pitch in to pay her medical bills https://t.co/MLpAHC378O
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) January 24, 2023
I warned you… pic.twitter.com/S4WIm7Qe8a
— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) January 24, 2023
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