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justcallmeharry
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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10:36a, 1/6/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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10:44a, 1/6/23
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 10:44a, 1/6/23
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ThunderFighter06 said:
Now in honor of OnE oF tHe DaRkEsT dAyS iN hIsToRy...

Yeah, one of those events made me stockpile ammo and go through strategic home defense scenarios, scout firing lanes, and develop plans with neighbors because of our proximity to the city center. Hint, it wasn't a dude in a funny buffalo hat being let into the Capitol for photo ops in Pelosi's office.
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In reply to captkirk • 10:51a, 1/6/23
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You are terms are acceptable?
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11:20a, 1/6/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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11:23a, 1/6/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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11:26a, 1/6/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 11:26a, 1/6/23
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ThunderFighter06 said:
And finally...RIP Norm,,,





Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name

RIP Norm
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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11:36a, 1/6/23
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Rocky the frog might be interested....

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In reply to Rongagin71 • 12:13p, 1/6/23
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Rongagin71 said:
Rocky the frog might be interested....

For a while there I thought the one on the right was a vegan and was trying to force the other two to be vegans, too.
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In reply to MostlyHarmless • 1:29p, 1/6/23
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MostlyHarmless said:
Rongagin71 said:
Rocky the frog might be interested....

For a while there I thought the one on the right was a vegan and was trying to force the other two to be vegans, too.


I think the middle frog represents the Freedom Caucus. He keeps pissing the other frogs off.
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1:37p, 1/6/23
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 1:44p, 1/6/23
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It took me a second.
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2:18p, 1/6/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 2:21p, 1/6/23
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justcallmeharry said:



I am sure his Chinese spy girlfriend will protect him.

Did you see the way I snuck "Chinese spy girlfriend" into that reply? That's because he has a Chinese spy girlfriend.
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2:32p, 1/6/23
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Not the Bee...



"Material Applications of Baskets and Deplorable Storage 201

Every student in today's competitive economy needs to know what to do with deplorables. We can't expect to succeed in the 21st century global economy without our workers mastering proper basket/deplorable maintenance."
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 3:03p, 1/6/23
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justcallmeharry said:
What a pu$$ and alarmist. I would call his ass out on the floor and tell him to name names of who is going to shoot up the House. He either defames someone or exposes that he's just a big bag of Chinese spy rhetoric.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 3:44p, 1/6/23
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The last people to shoot up the House of Reps were Puerto Rican terrorists who were pardoned by Democrat Jimmy Carter.

The last Rep to physically attack another Rep on the floor of the house was a Democrat who nearly beat a Republican to death with a cane
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4:52p, 1/6/23
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In reply to annie88 • 6:41p, 1/6/23
Too much water in your body to drown in it. You might go to your waist but that's about it.

The real threat is being unable to free yourself and being exposed to the elements such as heat, cold or a rising tide if this happens in a coastal area…. But I digress.

Back to political funsies!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 6:45p, 1/6/23
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justcallmeharry said:
Pure insanity! Extreme covidiot with obvious mental illness.

Come pull that crap in Texas and get your crazy ass shot.
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7:31p, 1/6/23
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 8:40p, 1/6/23
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Geralt of Rivia said:


What's good for the goose is good for the….uhhh… non-binary….. uhh….ah, hell if I know.
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11:44p, 1/6/23


Wild West Pimp Style
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12:03a, 1/7/23
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12:05a, 1/7/23
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McCarthy just announced as the new speaker of the house after 15 rounds of voting. After they announced McCarthy as the speaker-elect, the republican representatives started chanting "USA, USA, USA."

kinda felt like I was watching an SEC football game "SEC, SEC, SEC." lol
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In reply to JPAg88 • 12:06a, 1/7/23
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12:11a, 1/7/23
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NOT really funny, but definitely political:
Random Thoughts of the Day
Just a quick note on the Republican McCarthy Speaker mess…You will undoubtedly see in the media how "far right" members held up the vote. Can you ever remember in your lifetime a single person in the mainstream media using the phrase "far left" to describe anyone? And if you detail the so-called far right positions without the distortions of a biased media, my guess is 70+ percent of America would agree with them. For example, one of the holdups was trying to put controls in to prevent the common practice of releasing 3000-page cryptic spending bills with only a day or two to vote. Is that really a radical right-wing position? Also note all the media belly aching about potential coming gridlock. Did they seem the least bit concerned that a Democratic House takeover was going to limit Trump's agenda goals or cause gridlock?
If anything, with the current makeup of our government, the best thing that can happen is gridlock, which restricts their ability to pass new laws to further limit our freedom and *****up the country.
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12:17a, 1/7/23
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not political, just timely
Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow

LAKE TAHOE, NV Following the horrific accident that sidelined Hawkeye, the remaining Avengers have reportedly joined forces to strike back against the villainous Snow Plow. Earth's Mightiest Heroes have stated they will stop at nothing to exact revenge on the monstrous machine that critically injured their teammate.
"An attack on one Avenger is an attack on all of us," said Captain America in a brief statement to reporters as the team prepared to head up the mountain in search of their enemy. "Seeing Hawkeye in that ICU having his hair shampooed in one of those hospital shower cap things was sobering for all of us."
Though the world was relieved to hear Hawkeye would survive the dastardly attack, some people were left to wonder if this would have happened if the current Avengers roster wasn't made up of B-level heroes. "I don't think this would have ever happened with the old team," said superhero superfan Travis Oakside. "Now, with a roster that consists of Captain Marvel, Shang Chi, and other replacement-caliber heroes, bad guys think they can get away with anything."
Using Hawkeye's accident as a rallying cry, the Avengers vowed to defeat the evil Snow Plow and complete the job of clearing the driveway of Hawkeye's ski retreat.
At publishing time, the Avengers were expecting to easily defeat Snow Plow and get back to their headquarters, where they could discuss the wisdom of having a team member who has no actual superpowers and is just really good at archery.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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12:37a, 1/7/23
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This is why you don't rob a man while he's trying to enjoy his tacos


Yeah, that perp is dead.

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In reply to Aggie12B • 10:09a, 1/7/23
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Aggie12B said:
This is why you don't rob a man while he's trying to enjoy his tacos


Yeah, that perp is dead.


And they say the gun he was waving around wasn't even real. FAFO
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10:15a, 1/7/23
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